Observation on health.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians;


2. The French eat lots of fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians;


3. The Japanese drink very little red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians;


4. The French (and Italians) drink excessive amounts of red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians.



Conclusion: Eat and drink whatever you like, and in any quantities; it’s speaking English that kills you.

  • Dannyl
  • March 2, 2010, 6:39 am
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    oh no! everyone swich langages! I pick L33T.

    • ember
    • March 2, 2010, 11:13 am
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    Win!!!

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    That just isn't fucking fair

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    LOL! +3.

    • Smokey
    • March 2, 2010, 12:30 pm
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    damn!!! I'm screwed hold wait what if you can speak two languages?

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    Umm... Je parle francais! mais je detest de fracais! so... Konichi wa. Watashi wa Nihon o tsukau. Anata wa shiru desu ka.

    • Kojira
    • March 2, 2010, 5:10 pm
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    ¿Por que? ¿Por que me? Hablo muy pocinto espanol. Estoy muy muy triste.

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    Not 100% sure what you just said but it's konnichiwa and to say your name you'd just say your name and then desu. So konnichiwa, Jack desu. Cheltenham kara desu. Feel the Japanese grammar Nazi

    • Dannyl
    • March 2, 2010, 11:23 pm
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    Haha, I'll trasnlate what I said for everyone.

    Umm... I speak french! but I hate french! so... Hello. I'm speaking Japanese. You know that, right?

    It says something like that, I'm not 100% sure. haha.

    • Kojira
    • March 3, 2010, 12:45 pm
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    Schaltung zu Deutsch

    • peace
    • March 3, 2010, 3:25 pm
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    pig latin, or igpay atinlay

    • Zink
    • March 3, 2010, 3:42 pm
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