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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: asl
Stranger: 23/m/US
Stranger: u?
You: 100000000000
You: male and female
You: i live evrywere
You: i is god!
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: 26 m usa
You: asl
You: k
Stranger: u?
You: i is god so i am all of the above
You: i live EVERYWHERE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Milk's favorite cookie
You: I am god
Stranger: Hi, God
You: i am watching u
Stranger: What am I doing?
You: u is eating chips ahoy cookie
Stranger: OREO
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You: lol
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: u live in greece
Stranger: as;?
You: i no this cause im GOD!!!
Stranger: *asl?
You: do u like the dick in the ass?
Stranger: 19 bi female,.. u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
You: I is horny
Stranger: where u live?
You: too bad i only got TITS!!!
You: u will disconnect with me
Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
You: THE GAME!!!
Stranger: ,. . nice, i have profile and pics at cambuddy.net/kelly19
Stranger: you like how I look? :)
You: i luv how u look
Stranger: im kelly. u?
You: do u like my tits?
You: im david
You: NOT!!!
Stranger: game!!!, gtg msg me there k? im kelly19
You: fuk u
You have disconnected.
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You: hi
Stranger: hello :D
You: how is u?
Stranger: how about u?
You: u gay?
You: ...
You: i is god
You: i like chalk
Stranger: what's ur name?
You: i am chalk god!!!
Stranger: i'm Nadia
Stranger: nice tmeet u
You: worship me as chalk god
You: or i will throw chalk at u
You: ...
You: type
You: i can make that screeching noise
You: wat can crayons do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 17.f.cda
Stranger: you?
You: 17 m usa
You: wat was the most interesting conversation u have had on omegle today?
Stranger: some kid didnt get what i meant when i said i liked someone
Stranger: he was 19
You: ok
You: wat was the coolest story u have heard on omegle today?
Stranger: there were none! D:
You: rlly?
Stranger: it's killing me
Stranger: i'm so fucking bored and dont want to sleep
You: i no
You: i have a friend who lives on a cruise ship
You: we met on here
You: he's 16, i think
Stranger: is he Zack Martin? or Cody Martin?
You: neither. he's this kid named johnathan
You: calls himself john
Stranger: it was a joke. that's a tv show where kids live on a cruise :P
You: i no
You: but i rlly have a friend who lives on a cruise ship!!!
You: i think he was docked in France today
You: he's homeskooled
You: he told me b4 he got offline that he was heading to Boston next
You: ???
Stranger: I'VE BEEN TO BOSTON
You: KEWL

You: U DONT NEED TO SHOUT ABOUT IT!!!!
You: lol
Stranger: yeah, cause i was stoked
You: lolz
You: said he met this girl on omegle today
You: name of Emily
You: ive been lookin 4 her ever since
You: trying to build a triangular bond
Stranger: do you have a crush on john?
You: WAT? no! IM A FRIKIN GUY, U DOLT!
Stranger: so?
Stranger: gay guys are guys too
You: IM NOT GAY!!!
You: geez...
You: thats the only thing that annoys me on omegle
Stranger: I JUST ASKED
Stranger: CALM YO TITS
You: you run into ppl who have a sexual attitude
You: ...
You: im cooling down now
Stranger: it's called cyber, not sexual attitude
You: were were we?
You: u Emily?
Stranger: ooh, na na, what's my name?
You: Amanda?
Stranger: ooh, na na, what's my name?
You: i give up
You: wat is it?
Stranger: stalker.
You: fuk u
Stranger: NO
Stranger: YOU WHORE
You: *slaps girl with dick*
You: ha ha
You: enjoy 6 ft of it!
Stranger: paper dick?
You: suk it
You: SUK IT!
You: slut
Stranger: SUCK MY DICK
You: slut
Stranger: GAY BAIT
You: fuk!!!!
You: u is gay!!!
Stranger: YOU CANT SPELL
You: ur just like justin bieber
Stranger: FUCKED IN THE BRAIN BY A DICK
You: only she's a girl
Stranger: har har
Stranger: you funny american
You: you canadian idiot
You: GO WIERD AL YANKOVICH
Stranger: it's DONT WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
You: !!!!
You: XD
Stranger: canada always wins.
You: WIERD AL YANKOVICH ALTERS SONGS INTO WATEVER HE WANTS. HE DID THAT TO AMERICAN IDIOT AND TRANSFORMED IT TO CANADIAN IDIOT YOU CANADIAN IDIOT!!!
You: CANADA SUKS!!!
Stranger: you cant spell.
You: U'VE DONE FUKED UP NOW!!!
Stranger: YOU GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS?
Stranger: did it hurt?
You: U WOULD NO. U LUV IT YOU WHORE
Stranger: i dont have an asshole
You: YA U DO
Stranger: rectal issues
You: HAHA!
Stranger: no, i shit through a tube
You: FUNNY!
You: i find this hilarious
You: even though it isnt true
Stranger: and then canada packages it, and ships it to the states
Stranger: AND YOU EAT WHAT IS CALLED NUTELLA
You: FUK U CANADIANS

Stranger: we're always on top
You: we only need ur oil
You: u can suk it
You: ur not on top
You: us is
Stranger: SO YOU CAN STICK DICKS IN YOUR ASS? DOES OIL WORK?
You: u would no
Stranger: you are the one needing oil
You: fuk u canadian idiot
You: i dont talk to canadian idiots
You: u no wat?
Stranger: you should learn to spell?
You: this is goin on sharenator to ridicule u!!!!
You: ha!!!!!!!
Stranger: DO YOU GET RIDDEN TO SCHOOL CAUSE YOU'RE A FAT KID?
You: computers arent meant for spelling correction
Stranger: no, but school is
You: U es the fat kid cause u eat all of that fukin bacon!!!
Stranger: get off your leash and go to school
You: mmm
You: bacon
Stranger: CANADIAN BACON. and maple syrup
You: i love american bacon
Stranger: jsyk, they arent used for gay sex toys.
Stranger: dont do it
You: everything canadian except oil is horrible
You: u would no about that wouldnt u?!
Stranger: yeah, you still need canada
You: Porno slut!!!
Stranger: are you sexually frustrated?
Stranger: did your boyfriend dump you?
You: dont have a boyfriend
You: have a girlfriend
Stranger: with a dick?
You: no with 6 ft long tits!!!!
You: epic win
You: i eat chalk u canadian
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: hot girl there?<3
You: hi
You: ya
Stranger: ^_^

Stranger: age?:) from?
Stranger: also..i'm a hot boy..16 from europe
Stranger: :D
You: 16
You: from europe also
You: london
You: hot girl
Stranger: lol pretty cool :)
You: ya
You: live like rite by big ben
Stranger: awesome
You: *rips shirt off*
Stranger: want to see me ?:)
You: wanna c my tits?
Stranger: i can give u some pics -_-
Stranger: mhm it's not necessary to give me pics with u naked :)
Stranger: just with ur face ^_^
You: *Grabs bra, pulls off slowly
You: slowly
You: slowly
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are u a troll or something like that?:)
You: then shoves dick up and slaps stranger with it!!!
You: lol
Stranger: cuz i'm deffinetely not
You: lolz
You: haha
You: u almost did it with a boy!!!
You: yes!!!!
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: i almost?
Stranger: ahahahha
You: and im from america bitch!!!
Stranger: i didn't even move from chair
Stranger: stay small son
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You: HI
Stranger: hi
You: im from omegle
Stranger: cool
You: ya
You: asl?
Stranger: do you like men or women
You: men
Stranger: m 19 iowa
You: I just like 2 grab their dicks
You: and just keep going up and down
Stranger: so do u like to post nude photos
You: ...
You: no
Stranger: oh
You: HOLY SHIT!!!
Stranger: what
You: u believed i like 2 suk cock
You: u is funny
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Stranger: hello
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: CHALK GOD RETURNS!!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: I am a table
Stranger: what a coincidence i am a chair
You: Tables are larger
Stranger: without chairs tables are nothing
You: ppl can sit on tables, they can eat and sleep and do all kinds of things on tables
You: wat can stupid chairs do?
You: sit?
You: sleep?
Stranger: ppl can fuck on em
You: bet thats it
You: shit!!!
You: stranger 1 me 0
You: rd 2?
Stranger: win
Stranger: haha
You: I am a bfg 9000
Stranger: i own a horse
You: bfg 9000 can destroy ur horse, ur house, and u with 1 blast
Stranger: my horse can fuck girls, nuff siad
Stranger: or men if you're into that sorta thing
You: my bfg 9000 is too big to fuk girls
You: i dont do men
You: 9000 is 9000 ft btw
You: i win
You: stranger 1 me 1
You: rd 3
You: ???
Stranger: nah im good im off to find some horses
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: i am a table
Stranger: I am a stool
You: tables have many purposes
You: wat can ur stool do?
Stranger: it can fork 4 ppl up their asses
You: good, good
You: that won
Stranger: :P
You: stranger 1 me 0
You: rd 2?
Stranger: let'S go
You: im a bfc 9000
Stranger: whats that
You: ull find out
You: 1ce i explain purposes
You: u r?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: I'll be a rug
You: wat can ur rug do?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: if somebody is standing on it, you can make him fall
Stranger: and hurt his ass
You: k...fair
Stranger: what can your bfc wtv do ?
You: my bfc is too big 2 fit in the glory hole
You: btw: 9000 is 9000 ft.
You: LONG!
You: HAHA!
Stranger: are you talkin about ur dick ?
You: my point
You: yes
You: my point
You: stranger 1 me 1
You: rd 3?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: how did that win
You: trippin some1 is only a fair
You: if u went into more detail on afterwards
You: it might have qualified
Stranger: and not being able to receive pleasure through gllory holes is a win ?
You: ...
You: fuk
You: i only said length
You: not width
Stranger: yes but
You: so ha!
Stranger: the glory hole room
Stranger: isnt 9000 ft either
You: wat now?
You: i no
Stranger: the glory room is 6X6
You: i cant fit it all in
You: but i can fit a lot in
Stranger: the verge isnt inside
Stranger: no verge no pleasure
You: ...
You: stranger 2 me 0
You: rd 3
Stranger: lawl
Stranger: ok
You: i am stranger
Stranger: Im a spade
Stranger: what can you do ?
You: i take all of ur points and put them on my side
You: wat about that?!
Stranger: my spade can also do that....
You: then we have a draw
Stranger: :p
Stranger: gotta sleep
Stranger: c ya
You: stranger 3 me 1
You: k bi
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And finally, the last...
Stranger: 16/male/usa
You: hi
You: 16 male usa
You: wat state?
Stranger: california
You: wat u doin up?
Stranger: Really bored.. and facebook
You: k
Stranger: you?
You: i couldnt sleep
Stranger: what state are you from
You: thought id post the conversations i have on here on sharenator
You: which is better than YOUR MOTHER

You: EPIC WIN!!!
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Posted: 2011-03-08 22:07:32

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  • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-08 22:23:28
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  • AMAN580 - replied 2011-03-09 05:54:30
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  • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-09 13:54:19
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    I was bored
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