You: hey
Stranger: cut the small talk dammit they discovered the plot
You: omg!
Stranger: we gotta get outta here
You: the secret documents!
Stranger: we gotta get out now!
You: run for it
Stranger: run where? we need a plan dammit
You: I've got the documents!
Stranger: what about the formula?
You: the formula is still in captivity sir
Stranger: dammit lewis that was your only objective!
You: i have failed you...
You: :(
Stranger: you know what you must do...
You: *sniff* yes
Stranger: well... go on, do the dance
You: *does dance*
You: unfortunately for you*pulls out pistol* im the bad guy robert!
Stranger: why lewis?
Stranger: I took you under my wing...
Stranger: you were like a son to me!
You: that was then
You: I'm sorry robert
You: 'pulls trigger'
You: stupid gun jammed!
Stranger: *struggle*
You: *struggle*
Stranger: *punch*
You: *kick*
Stranger: *argh*
You: *grunt*
Stranger: give it up*struggle*
You: *judo flip*
You: never!
Stranger: *kungfu stance*
You: *karate kid stance*
Stranger: i may have taught you some things
Stranger: but not everything
You: O_O
Stranger: this is how you hula
You: But i have a secret weapon!
Stranger: *dances*
You: O_O
You: *obliterates!*
Stranger: we were gonna go to the top lewis
You: you...you were always a...a-a son to me....
You: do i...i still get to...to tend them rabbits?
You: *final breath*
Stranger: tend away lewis
Stranger: ... tend away
You: NARRATOR: Continuing silence as Robert stares at the dead Lewis
You: Commander walks in...
You: You did good Rob...
Stranger: thank you sir
Stranger: i... i never suspected him
You: i know you didn't
You: no one did
Stranger: almost makes you wanna quit the company...
You: Sergeant Carlson walks in
You: Carlson: Got him by God, you got him!
You: Commander: Yes he did...
You: Commander: yes he did...
Stranger: Carlson? the hell are you doing here you're supposed be sleeping with my wife!
You: Carlson: um...i hate your wife now. I see why you almost killed her.
You: Carlson: She's practically a ten timer!
Stranger: hey that was her idea!
Stranger: shes the one that wanted to commit suicide by jumping out of the first floor window
You: Carlson: Yea...she make less than no sense...
You: Carlson: Well...sorry for Lewis...
Stranger: yeah... he was a bright kid
You: Carlson: But maybe you should go join him...*Grabs Luger* No one move!
You: Commander: Put the gun down Carlson...
Stranger: carlson don do this!
You: Carlson: I'm tired of being treated like a piece of shit around here!
You: *Fires at Commander*
You: Commander: (doubles over) oh...
Stranger: *lunges*struggles for gun*
You: *kick in the groin*
You: *steps over to the hill*
Stranger: *elbow to chest*
You: Your mine now Robert!
You: *sudden hit from behind*
Stranger: wow
You: *Gun clatters noisily on the floor
Stranger: thanks spider man!
Stranger: Spider man: everybody gets one
You: Carlson: BLAST YOU SPIDER-MAN!!!!
Stranger: Spider man: Spider man awaaaay!
You: ugh...
You: *groans in pain*
Stranger: *kicks carslon off the edge*
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Commander: Cap...Captain Roberts!
Stranger: commander
You: *coughs up blood*
Stranger: you all right sir?
You: I won't...make it, sonny.
Stranger: what is it sir?
You: You have to...make up for me.
You: Train...these men right!
You: *last breath*
Stranger: well eff that...
Stranger: to many back stabbers in this business
Stranger: I think I'll go into sales
Stranger: *awalks away whistling*
You: *Shot rings out*
You: Salesman: You don't escape from war so easily by switching to SALES!!!
You: Luckilly, I only shot you in the foot!
Stranger: and my favorit one at that!
Stranger: have at you!
Stranger: see before you shot it I had a nice toe ring on it and everything
You: *Shoots other foot*
You: *shoots hand*
Stranger: falls to ground
You: *shoots other hand*
Stranger: *ahhh*
You: *cocks gun* any last words?
Stranger: just one...
You: what?
Stranger: bobabooie... *last breath*
You: hmm...
You: *snaps fingers* the formula!
You: *walks away*
Stranger: *fade to black*
You: *Credits*
Stranger: *sequel teaser*