Naked Sunbathing Anyone?

MISHAWAKA -- A 26-year-old Mishawaka man decided to enjoy the weather Tuesday at Beutter Park -- completely nude.

Park-goers called police to 400 S. Spring St. at Beutter Park because a naked male reportedly was lying in a field near the parking lot.

When police arrived, witnesses pointed out the man on the west side of the park near the walking paths. There were runners, walkers, families, and more than 30 cars in the parking lot at the time, according to police.

As officers approached, the man had a big grin on his face as he lay on his back, shamelessly exposing where the sun doesn't shine, police said.

The police report described the man as "appeared to be enjoying himself."

Surrounding the man were a pair of shorts and underwear tossed a few feet away, according to the police report, which also listed his shoes, a book, a Kroger brand bottle of extra virgin olive oil, Marlboro cigarettes and two cans of Miller High Life beer; one opened, the report listed.

The man's body was glistening with sweat and olive oil, police said.

His clothing was wet and dirty and reeked of marijuana, police said.

"I'm from New York. Can't I do this here?" he reportedly questioned police. "I'm a Republican, and the cigarettes pay your taxes."

Police covered the man with a blanket and detained him in handcuffs. They explained to him that he cannot be naked in a public park where families and children congregate.

Police collected his belongings and placed them in a paper bag and took him to the St. Joseph County Jail.

Once he was at the jail, police learned that he had lied about his name.

He was charged with false informing, public intoxication and indecent exposure, all misdemeanors.

Sawce
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LOL! This happened at a park I regularly go to.

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    Lol. I was walking home and I saw a crazy bald guy with tattoos all over him and he was trying to be "Gangster" and the police was next to him ALREADY giving him a ticket. While everyone else was walking home this a high school student "touches" his car. The guy gets mad and calls him out. Being the "gangster" he is he picks up his saggy pants and post up to him. The police talk to him after the high school student say "Shut the fuck up pussy and be a fucking man." By the way the man was like 32. So the police talks to him some more and writes and other ticket for threat. Then the inner troll in me goes to the car and leans on it. Touching it like a naked lady. He get pissed and does the same gay "gangster" thing. So my friend get his empty McDonald's cup and throws it at him and we run. We see the police talking to him AGAIN. Then she decided to take him to jail. (As if he wasn't already going to go)

    • 6DIG6
    • May 25, 2011, 6:22 pm
    Haha! That's awesome. I have a funny story also involving a "gangster" and McDonald's throwing. Want to hear it? Sure you do.

    I was working at McDonald's one night on the grill. A wangster walks up to the counter all pissed off. My manager walks up to him to see what the problem is. He shouts, "You guys fucking forgot to give me my god dammed McChicken that I already paid for!" My managers returns his comment with, "Please calm down, sir. We will make you one right now." I'm on the grill smiling at this guy's retardedness when he sees me smacking frozen meat patties together(to separate them). He yells at me and says, "HEY MAN! Stop beating my meat!" Funniest thing I've ever heard from a customer so I start laughing. He yells again, "It's not fucking funny ass hole. I said stop beating my meat." Everyone that heard him are now laughing. I respond to him with saying, "Sir, this meat is for the cabinet. You will not be receiving any of this. Plus, I have to do this to separate it." He says, "I don't fucking care! Stop doing it! That's my meat and I don't want you beating it!" My manager hands him his food, but he notices we are all still laughing at his stupidity. He yells yet again at us, "If you don't stop fucking laughing right now, I'll go get my people!" One person fell on the ground laughing. He then states, "Aight! I'll be right back with my people!" He leaves and we all joke about this "gangster" and how hardcore he is. Well, a few minutes later he comes back in. He was being followed by a middle-aged woman. They walk up to the counter, he points at me and says, "Mom, it was that one beating the burgers and laughing." She tell him to go to the car and apologizes for her son's behavior. Well, he wasn't happy at all. He then threw his sandwich at the window so my manager calls the police because this is considered vandalism. One of the people that worked there knew the guy from high school. Apparently he was 28 years old and still had to have his mommy to back him up. :p
    - CallMeGoogle May 25, 2011, 6:36 pm
    "Gangsters" and there ways... They would of never lived up to the real ones back back back in the days. Were they wear suits and looked classy instead of wearing baggy clothes and listening to the rap music...
    - 6DIG6 May 25, 2011, 6:44 pm
    About the wangster and his meat getting beat,

    - Legacy May 25, 2011, 6:44 pm
    Completely agree, sir. These people are nothing more than thugs, or thug want-a-bes. Not a single one is a true Gangster. Al Capone, Joseph Esposito, or Frank Costello would kill these guys with a single glance.
    - CallMeGoogle May 25, 2011, 6:48 pm
    I'm going to have to go with the latter on this one. :p
    - CallMeGoogle May 25, 2011, 6:49 pm
    u shoudve stop beating his meat LOLOLOL
    - xxkisamexx May 25, 2011, 9:13 pm
    LOL. I think you're right. I quit McDonald's. The only meat I pull now is my own. :p
    - CallMeGoogle May 26, 2011, 12:24 pm
    Haha Google, that was a bloody hilarious story :D +1
    Also STOP BEATIN THE MEAT! XD
    - DarkHunter May 26, 2011, 1:17 pm
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