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This is basically a gothic version of harry potter written by some goth girl (supposedly) this is just chapter 17 there is much more of this stuff, its so terrible its actually hilarious.

If you want to read the whole thing follow this link:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal/Chapter1-11
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Anyways, enjoy! Rate +3 if you like :)

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Posted: 2010-06-03 10:55:23

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  • Hashnooroxybox - replied 2010-06-03 12:07:29
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    HolyFuckPolygon-ThisIsAmazing-ItActuallyMadeMeLolHahahaha:')+3AndMoreIfICould
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    • hightec - replied 2010-09-24 15:35:48
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      how is it funny well i guess i can see but not rely something to laugh about
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      • arrowdodger7 - replied 2010-10-14 09:49:44
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        Space? Right there ←-- Its actually used for something.
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        • SuDoku - replied 2010-10-14 09:55:02
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          His keyboard was broken.
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          • arrowdodger7 - replied 2010-10-14 09:58:36
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            aww. you sure?
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            • SuDoku - replied 2010-10-14 09:59:21
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              Yeah, go on his profile and check his comments, it was broken for ages :)
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              • arrowdodger7 - replied 2010-10-14 10:04:28
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                God damn it. now i feel bad.
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                • SuDoku - replied 2010-10-14 10:45:55
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                  Haha it's alright, loads of people don't realise. Give him a +1 or something lol
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                  • XxDaminalsxX - replied 2010-10-14 11:54:01
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                    And I gave him so much shit for that XD
                    WHy don't he just buy (or steal) a new keyboard?
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                    • SuDoku - replied 2010-10-14 11:58:22
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                      I think he said he couldn't afford it or something, I can't remember. It's fixed now though XD
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                  • XxDaminalsxX - replied 2010-10-14 12:01:30
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                    I think Dawn, Dannyl, and me may have started a bandwagon here. You know how there's ask a dawn and dannyl? Well, hehe............ I made one too XD
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                    • SuDoku - replied 2010-10-14 12:09:59
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                      Bumping you posts, you cheeky shit...

                      *rushes off to take a nosey*

                      ;)
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  • Albane - replied 2010-06-03 12:25:24
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    DUMBLYDORE!


    Wow...
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  • gw2250 - replied 2010-06-06 04:23:53
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    that just made my day you have earned all the points and respect i could possibly can give you unless you are the one who wrote that. :)
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    • Polygon - replied 2010-06-06 12:11:28
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      Haha, i didn't write it. thanks :)
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  • noodle - replied 2010-06-06 07:39:50
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    MY EYES!!!!!!!! IT BURNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! Too many spelling mistakes... can't... see x.x
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  • Polygon - replied 2010-06-05 02:42:25
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    i wish the guy did more or these
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    • FirePheonix - replied 2010-09-24 15:59:54
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      its of not or. grr i am grammer nazi who grammer nazi himself because i cant spell but i grammer nazi others to be funny.LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      • iGreenDay - replied 2011-08-12 06:28:14
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        It's actually a typo. The mistake lies within motor skills, not intellect.
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  • zargenathen - replied 2010-06-05 03:10:37
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    Personally, I like Harry Potter. Many people did. It won a lot of awards, but if you ask me, the writer of this should get a Nobel Prize.
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  • Goober - replied 2010-06-05 04:43:19
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    'and a long black bread' hahahah that made me LOL
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    • SuDoku - replied 2010-10-14 09:55:58
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      It was the fact he was absolutely wetting himself at the end with the Avril Lavigne bit that got me XD
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  • reject - replied 2010-06-05 06:32:59
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    "cum back"
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    • GrammarNaziIsHere - replied 2010-10-29 04:29:27
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      You mean "come back." This post makes me want to commit suicide.
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  • tbart2010 - replied 2010-06-05 10:22:51
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    omg i cant breath!!!!
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  • Polygon - replied 2010-06-05 15:06:14
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    Wiv big bobs and everyfing
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  • Dawn - replied 2010-06-05 15:33:49
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    I've just lost all faith in Humanity, and now feel the Human Race has failed as a whole. I'm now going to go into a spiraling depression followed by the insane notion that I am no longer human, all in order to spare myself having to be in any way related to this. I also believe I'm crying blood right now, but turned off the lights in an effort to blind myself. =T-T=
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    • SuperPost - replied 2010-06-05 17:08:46
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      ... this deppressed you that much?
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      • Dawn - replied 2010-06-06 06:08:06
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        This is the reason why kids bring guns to school. I understand that now =-.-=
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        • SuperPost - replied 2010-06-06 10:33:19
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          ok.... how did you get that from this video?
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          • Dawn - replied 2010-06-06 10:38:53
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            No, I got it from reading the first twenty chapters of the short story myself... If I had to deal with any people like the author everyday... I'd be pissed...
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            • SuperPost - replied 2010-06-07 10:31:03
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              ohhhh.... you still feel depressed... i feel it!
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              • arrowdodger7 - replied 2010-10-14 09:51:51
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                I too have lost faith in humanity. The kids now are so FUCKING stupid. Yes, I am seventeen, but I believe that everything is going downhill. =(
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  • hightec - replied 2010-09-24 15:29:07
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    i see nightmare isnt here
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    • GrammarNaziIsHere - replied 2010-10-29 04:30:22
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      "I see Nightmare isn't here."
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  • xRAYZ0Rx - replied 2010-09-24 16:58:34
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    omg.. this is so bad it made me lmao +3
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    • GrammarNaziIsHere - replied 2010-10-29 04:31:17
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      "Oh my God. This is so bad it made me laugh my ass off." +3
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      • xRAYZ0Rx - replied 2010-10-29 13:09:31
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        "Oh my God. This is so bad, it made me laugh my ass off."
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  • Tremp20k - replied 2010-10-14 10:02:47
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    you want bad grammar? ill give you bad grammar

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    • GrammarNaziIsHere - replied 2010-10-29 04:26:56
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      I'm a Grammar Nazi and Full Life Consequences is hilarious to me.
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  • bleedingxmascara - replied 2010-10-19 06:01:11
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    this girl is hilarious.
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  • GrammarNaziIsHere - replied 2010-10-29 04:32:19
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    Guess who has invaded this post, just as he did to Poland?
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