My name is Batman

Airport security event

Customs Official : 'May I know your name?'
Passenger : 'Batman'
Customs Official : 'What's your name!?'
Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man'
Customs Official : 'Trying to be funny? What's your surname?'
Passenger : 'Super-man'
Customs Official : 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?'
Passenger : 'Yes'
Customs Official : 'Arrest this guy...


When they had him in custody, he was asked to show his identification card:

image - my name is batman


And also possibly the best name ever...

image - my name is batman


(must be the moustache)

  • Dannyl
  • August 9, 2010, 12:16 am
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    Idiots, Java is an island which is part of Indonesia, and it has the capital city of Jakarta. It is no where near South America, and if you are from there you are Javanese. You know the least you could do is google this stuff before you post.

    • r60man
    • August 9, 2010, 3:53 pm
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    Bah, I'm too busy riding high up on my horse to care about doing "research". So now I'm off to be selfish and inconsiderate of other peoples culture again! *woooosh!*

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  • 2

    Has everyone forgot about McLovin

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  • 2

    Who?

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  • 2

    Really?

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  • 2

    What?

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  • 2

    In Soviet Russia, your dog is calling you

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  • 2

    When?

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    Where?

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    Why?

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  • 1

    WTF? I never herd of no race kalled the JAVANESE

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    We're the internet people. We're too important for the internet.

    • Dannyl
    • August 9, 2010, 11:21 pm
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    ... its the people from JAVA, one of the bigger islands between Asia and Australia. Its near that big Krakatoa volcano.

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    that is indeed the awesomist name ever lol

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