My first demotivator :D
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Posted: 2011-01-17 08:03:14
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just never figured you would use it lol but this is the perfect post XD
why the sympathy?
you didn't mess with me so you don't have to deal with me XD
you didn't mess with me so you don't have to deal with me XD
I know! thinking of it is just painful.
i know... XD
so just don't mess with me >:D
so just don't mess with me >:D
I'll mess with you. I'm not scared of Jessica Rabbit.
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so.. that means almost all guys are huge dicks?
because almost all guys make fun of girls.
and i don't like that kind of guys and i really want to kill them.
and BTW i'm not jessica the rabbit, i'm much, MUCH worse >:D
because almost all guys make fun of girls.
and i don't like that kind of guys and i really want to kill them.
and BTW i'm not jessica the rabbit, i'm much, MUCH worse >:D
It's A reference to the plight of the nerd. Women say they want a nice guy but alot of them end up ignoring the nice guys and end up dating complete assholes and dicks, then they complain incessantly about their horrible boyfriends.
lol well i've had my share of the bad ones and i've had enough!
if a man is a dick i dump him right away!
if a man is a dick i dump him right away!
Posted: 2011-01-17 12:48:15 Report
it's the girl from "who framed roger the rabbit" LOL XD
just google photo it XD
just google photo it XD
Posted: 2011-01-18 05:45:37 Report
please read the poster...
or you'll have to face the consequences!
or you'll have to face the consequences!
I know I'm single. But it's still funny.
yeah i know XD
but i don't make sandwiches unless i make money with it :D
but i don't make sandwiches unless i make money with it :D
so if he pays will you?
and to be fair the women they mean are probably married and the guys had to pay with their souls
and to be fair the women they mean are probably married and the guys had to pay with their souls
lol
if/when i get married i wouldn't be a bitch :p
i mean, if you're not a jerk i'm not a bitch, karma baby :p
if/when i get married i wouldn't be a bitch :p
i mean, if you're not a jerk i'm not a bitch, karma baby :p
don't worry, i got defenses
*shows you swords, guns, flamethrower and a rocketlauncher*
*shows you swords, guns, flamethrower and a rocketlauncher*
bwahahahahaaaa.....
if you make that, you kill yourself as well :D
so.... i'll kill you first if you mess with me :D
if you make that, you kill yourself as well :D
so.... i'll kill you first if you mess with me :D
oh so you want about 5 billion humans to die aswell?
or actually, the whole planet?
you have no sympathy do you?
well say bye to all of your friend here at sharenator e.t.c. because they will all be dead!
or actually, the whole planet?
you have no sympathy do you?
well say bye to all of your friend here at sharenator e.t.c. because they will all be dead!
I haven't told you everything about my plan. So here's another bit, I will warp you onto a Fake-Earth and then blow it up. I made the planet specially for you, just to make it look real and to make you feel lonely and abandoned, giving you more impact on the mind for like the last 3 seconds of your life...
ok, so blow me up.
what are you waiting for?
what are you waiting for?
Posted: 2011-01-17 12:27:00 Report
oh, because b4 u said
I've been sitting the whole time in my spaceship now, typing to you. Good luck, now DIE! :D
and i think that means you were going to blow me up?
ah well, i guess you just pussied out :p
I've been sitting the whole time in my spaceship now, typing to you. Good luck, now DIE! :D
and i think that means you were going to blow me up?
ah well, i guess you just pussied out :p
Posted: 2011-01-17 12:39:36 Report
sry but im the only one allowed to use the flame thrower
sry but you meen sets on fire.
Or maybe she means she put on a dress made of fire...
I have some 12 year old wine in my basement of you are interested.
so u have a 12 year old drunk on old wine? u pedofile
well do you make those jokes to ur GF ???
lol you can make that joke to me occasionally, but do it as often as when you're on sharenator, you're fucked XD
what do you call a man who wanted a sandwich?
Chris Brown.
Chris Brown.
i just report all truths and untruths, no matter how true
what do you call a man who refuses to make sandwiches?
Stupid and single.
Stupid and single.
what do u call a man who refuses to make a sandwitch hungry. duh! and we dont refuse its just one of the woman jobs duh!.
that made no sense mister grammar dummie o.O
lol i can go to school im a guy shut up and go try to get ur rights. wait womans dont have rights. go get me a samich nao!
im not asking so u dont have a say.
You say single. I say happy, and free.
Hate to be the one to tell you this, but you dont have to be in a relationship to have sex.
but relationships are guaranteed regular sex, atleast the ones with non-virgins
Thats why you get a friend with benifits you can call whenever. Like the girl that lives down the street from me , or the dish network girl tells me to call and report a problem with my service so she can come over during her work day.
One day when you move out of your parents house you will realize that single grown ups can get laid when they want.
Haha well done iceland. In all fairness I don't ask girls to make me sandwiches, or make jokes about girls.
Oh yeah, i'm not single, that kinda explains it.
Oh yeah, i'm not single, that kinda explains it.
thanks -.-
and yeah, guys are much more acceptable if they don't make those jokes :p
and yeah, guys are much more acceptable if they don't make those jokes :p
I always think people are being stupid when they make those jokes to a woman, I always think, is he going to get a slap or somthing
LOL if you look at darkicoN13's comment, and my response you'll see what you would get from me XD
in my case it would be that i got ingredients from the fridge, make a sandwich, salt it ALOT.
open a beer, salt it ALOT.
give it to you and then say "next time make your own FUCKING sandwich!
and no sex for a month and i'll make ur life hell as much as i can!
i'd shave ur hair in weird forms when you sleep, make it look like you peed urself in public,make aall of your razorblades unsharp, do ur white laundry with my red laundry, making ur white laundry pink,cut apart ur favourite clothes, throw out all beer i'd find and finally,take the TV away and forbid you from sleepin in the bed OR the couch >:D
don't mess with me!!!
open a beer, salt it ALOT.
give it to you and then say "next time make your own FUCKING sandwich!
and no sex for a month and i'll make ur life hell as much as i can!
i'd shave ur hair in weird forms when you sleep, make it look like you peed urself in public,make aall of your razorblades unsharp, do ur white laundry with my red laundry, making ur white laundry pink,cut apart ur favourite clothes, throw out all beer i'd find and finally,take the TV away and forbid you from sleepin in the bed OR the couch >:D
don't mess with me!!!
that is typical for a woman
always the same they cant take anything
thats why emancipation goes just the one way
women want everything men have but they dont complain about if they get preferred because they have boobs
example sport
girl have to run for an A+ 5600m but men have to run 7000m in a half hour what the fuck is that?
biggest bullshit ever and that is just one exemple
if women make jokes about men it is fine
if your girlfriend thinks edward dont know what its name is is hot you are not allowed to get mad
but dare you to just look at the boobs of pamela anderson then you are pretty much fucked and may wake up with her 20inch dildo in the ass
always the same they cant take anything
thats why emancipation goes just the one way
women want everything men have but they dont complain about if they get preferred because they have boobs
example sport
girl have to run for an A+ 5600m but men have to run 7000m in a half hour what the fuck is that?
biggest bullshit ever and that is just one exemple
if women make jokes about men it is fine
if your girlfriend thinks edward dont know what its name is is hot you are not allowed to get mad
but dare you to just look at the boobs of pamela anderson then you are pretty much fucked and may wake up with her 20inch dildo in the ass
AHAHAHAHHHAAAAA!!! :'D
the reason for the running thing is some hormone shit, boys build up muscles twice as fast as girls and haven't you seen the difference between female and male bodybuilders?
girls can't get as big as men with muscle because of these shitty hormones.
but looking at boobs is fine by me, as long as it isn't boobs a girl shows you in real life XD
the reason for the running thing is some hormone shit, boys build up muscles twice as fast as girls and haven't you seen the difference between female and male bodybuilders?
girls can't get as big as men with muscle because of these shitty hormones.
but looking at boobs is fine by me, as long as it isn't boobs a girl shows you in real life XD
I dont give a fuck
women still want more money, they want treated the same, they want to do the same jobs and for alot of them you need muscles but some businesses have to get women
how many women you can find who want to drive a truck? or work a pressure hammer(?)
there isnt alot of difference both of them have no boobs XD
it isnt just sport it is still other stuff
and anyway do you really think it is harder for a girl that weighs like 150lbs or something to run half an hour than for a guy who is fat? that is stupid
if you start in the childhood it is okay for a girl to play any sport or have like toy cars if a boy plays with barbie he is going to be gay
girls always just want the positive side of emancipation and I think they should be treated equally everywhere and if someone is going to be teacher he should get his balls cut off so a girl dont have to jiggle with the boobs for a better grade
and because of all this shit a girl should be able to make a god damn sandwich XD
women still want more money, they want treated the same, they want to do the same jobs and for alot of them you need muscles but some businesses have to get women
how many women you can find who want to drive a truck? or work a pressure hammer(?)
there isnt alot of difference both of them have no boobs XD
it isnt just sport it is still other stuff
and anyway do you really think it is harder for a girl that weighs like 150lbs or something to run half an hour than for a guy who is fat? that is stupid
if you start in the childhood it is okay for a girl to play any sport or have like toy cars if a boy plays with barbie he is going to be gay
girls always just want the positive side of emancipation and I think they should be treated equally everywhere and if someone is going to be teacher he should get his balls cut off so a girl dont have to jiggle with the boobs for a better grade
and because of all this shit a girl should be able to make a god damn sandwich XD
ur seeing this totally wrong... XD
i want total equality between the sexes!
what i was meaning with the hormone shit doesn't mean it's harder for a woman with the same amount of muscle as a guy!
it means it's harder for women to GAIN muscle!
and if we should make sandwiches, YOU should too!
and the teacher stuff, wth?
and boys can play with barbies all they want! i don't care if they play with barbies or G.I.Joes or wwhatever!
you clearly don't understand what i'm meaning o.O
i want total equality between the sexes!
what i was meaning with the hormone shit doesn't mean it's harder for a woman with the same amount of muscle as a guy!
it means it's harder for women to GAIN muscle!
and if we should make sandwiches, YOU should too!
and the teacher stuff, wth?
and boys can play with barbies all they want! i don't care if they play with barbies or G.I.Joes or wwhatever!
you clearly don't understand what i'm meaning o.O
I do
but the problem is I cant make a sandwich it is always falling appart so I need women to do it
or subways people
anyways
we started of men bringin in the meat women bringin fruits
so
nowadays men getting the money women making sangwiches XD
or something like that
but the problem is I cant make a sandwich it is always falling appart so I need women to do it
or subways people
anyways
we started of men bringin in the meat women bringin fruits
so
nowadays men getting the money women making sangwiches XD
or something like that
yeah i'll make a sandwich if you give me money since you put it that way, not if it's not like that, NEVER!
it would cost all of ur money!!!
for the sandwich....
i wont do anything more!
for the sandwich....
i wont do anything more!
Posted: 2011-01-17 13:12:04 Report
the reason its easier for men to run than women is because men have a larger lung capacity and usually (exceptions do apply of course) a stronger circulatory system.
and whyyy is that???
HORMONES LIKE I SAID BEFORE!!!
HORMONES LIKE I SAID BEFORE!!!
Posted: 2011-01-17 15:41:29 Report
more to do with body structure... a man's ribcage is more open and expanded, a woman's tapers towards teh bottom...
Posted: 2011-01-17 18:43:37 Report
actually a level 80 paladin i don't care, the jokes are about 75% for me!
lol
i just think it's kinda cool when a guy isn't a noob but if he's like seriously addicted no thank you!
i just think it's kinda cool when a guy isn't a noob but if he's like seriously addicted no thank you!
i like to reply to those who comment on my post XD
i guess you're either single then or don't say those jokes to your GF
PEACE :D
YOU COMMENT ON MY POST :D
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME :D
*sandwich XD
YOU COMMENT ON MY POST :D
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME :D
*sandwich XD
ok...
*makes bacon sandwich*
oh noes!
you're too far away!
*eats sandwich*
yummy tastes GOOD >:D
*makes bacon sandwich*
oh noes!
you're too far away!
*eats sandwich*
yummy tastes GOOD >:D
sorry you can't slap me i'm in another country.
I'm afraid you just slapped your computer screen and therefore damaging or destroying it...
I'm afraid you just slapped your computer screen and therefore damaging or destroying it...
i never said there's something wrong with being single XD
Well Im not single so your logic is flawed
do I make jokes about my GF be sub-serviant to me, yes, but she knows that I make the money therefore she makes me happy in the form of food.
You must have mistyped... It says "hilarious" when it should say "stupid"
