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  • 14

    burn kelso

    ahahahaha XD
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 3:42 pm
  • 5

    fuck you - my first demotivator :d

    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 9:20 am
    - DarkicoN13 January 17, 2011, 9:23 am

    and again
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 9:31 am
    - DarkicoN13 January 17, 2011, 9:34 am
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 10:00 am
    - DarkicoN13 January 17, 2011, 10:06 am

    i rest my case.
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 10:13 am
    - DarkicoN13 January 17, 2011, 10:17 am
    i actually got sympathy pain when i read that so my toes started to curl up
    - avahoward January 17, 2011, 10:19 am
    why the sympathy?
    you didn't mess with me so you don't have to deal with me XD
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 10:20 am
    just the fact of reading that made me cringe
    - avahoward January 17, 2011, 10:24 am
    I know! thinking of it is just painful.
    - DarkicoN13 January 17, 2011, 10:29 am
    i know... XD
    so just don't mess with me >:D
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 11:14 am
    I'll mess with you. I'm not scared of Jessica Rabbit.
    - drakengard85 January 17, 2011, 12:32 pm
    so.. that means almost all guys are huge dicks?
    because almost all guys make fun of girls.
    and i don't like that kind of guys and i really want to kill them.
    and BTW i'm not jessica the rabbit, i'm much, MUCH worse >:D
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 12:38 pm
    It's A reference to the plight of the nerd. Women say they want a nice guy but alot of them end up ignoring the nice guys and end up dating complete assholes and dicks, then they complain incessantly about their horrible boyfriends.
    - drakengard85 January 17, 2011, 12:46 pm
    lol well i've had my share of the bad ones and i've had enough!
    if a man is a dick i dump him right away!
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 12:48 pm
    at first i thought something was wrong with the reply
    - hightec January 17, 2011, 3:49 pm
    i cant tell if your avatar a clean part of a porno or if its the real girl from the cartoon
    - hightec January 17, 2011, 3:52 pm
    - DeerHunter24 January 18, 2011, 3:52 am
    it's the girl from "who framed roger the rabbit" LOL XD
    just google photo it XD
    - Icelandgirly January 18, 2011, 5:45 am
    XD i cant believe you used the pic
    - Reddeath195 January 18, 2011, 2:07 pm
    why shouldn't i?
    - Icelandgirly January 18, 2011, 3:27 pm
    just never figured you would use it lol but this is the perfect post XD
    - Reddeath195 January 18, 2011, 3:31 pm
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    30108 401351573871 651623871 4108340 4457374 n - my first demotivator :d

    please read the poster...
    or you'll have to face the consequences!
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 12:16 pm
    I know I'm single. But it's still funny.
    - XxDaminalsxX January 17, 2011, 12:20 pm
    yeah i know XD
    but i don't make sandwiches unless i make money with it :D
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 12:26 pm
    so if he pays will you?
    and to be fair the women they mean are probably married and the guys had to pay with their souls
    - Campincarl January 24, 2011, 2:19 pm
    if/when i get married i wouldn't be a bitch :p
    i mean, if you're not a jerk i'm not a bitch, karma baby :p
    - Icelandgirly January 25, 2011, 6:18 am
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    motivational pics 27

    • RedEnko
    • January 27, 2011, 3:37 am
  • 2

    You are one of the first women who stand up against sexism on Sharenator. Good luck, you are on your own against many, many sammich lovers. Be careful, they could gangrape you.

    • Naugron
    • January 17, 2011, 10:58 am
    don't worry, i got defenses
    *shows you swords, guns, flamethrower and a rocketlauncher*
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 11:26 am
    Ok, I'm on your side.
    - Naugron January 17, 2011, 11:35 am
    good for you :)
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 11:42 am
    Wowow, good for me? Doesn't matter if I'm on your side or not. You think I'm afraid or something? F!ck your weapon armory, I GOT THIS!
    - Naugron January 17, 2011, 11:51 am
    if you make that, you kill yourself as well :D
    so.... i'll kill you first if you mess with me :D
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 12:01 pm
    I've been sitting the whole time in my spaceship now, typing to you. Good luck, now DIE! :D
    - Naugron January 17, 2011, 12:04 pm
    oh so you want about 5 billion humans to die aswell?
    or actually, the whole planet?
    you have no sympathy do you?
    well say bye to all of your friend here at sharenator e.t.c. because they will all be dead!
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 12:14 pm
    I haven't told you everything about my plan. So here's another bit, I will warp you onto a Fake-Earth and then blow it up. I made the planet specially for you, just to make it look real and to make you feel lonely and abandoned, giving you more impact on the mind for like the last 3 seconds of your life...
    - Naugron January 17, 2011, 12:24 pm
    ok, so blow me up.
    what are you waiting for?
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 12:27 pm
    I only said what I could do to you, not that I would. For now I'm staying neutral (like always), good luck with the Sammich Lovers.
    - Naugron January 17, 2011, 12:30 pm
    oh, because b4 u said
    I've been sitting the whole time in my spaceship now, typing to you. Good luck, now DIE! :D
    and i think that means you were going to blow me up?
    ah well, i guess you just pussied out :p
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 12:39 pm
    Tricks my friend, tricks. Dude, never, you've been too nice for me for so far (Y).
    - Naugron January 17, 2011, 12:46 pm
    haha ty :)
    i wouldn't kill you either XD
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 12:48 pm
    gan grape?
    that sounds delicious
    - drakengard85 January 17, 2011, 12:52 pm
    I know what you guys are doing with these girls. You turn them into grapes. And then... Just terrible.
    - Naugron January 17, 2011, 12:58 pm
    I have some 12 year old wine in my basement of you are interested.
    - drakengard85 January 17, 2011, 1:30 pm
    sry but im the only one allowed to use the flame thrower
    - castlewarsisawsome January 17, 2011, 4:53 pm
    no you're not *puts on fire*
    - Icelandgirly January 18, 2011, 5:55 am
    sry but you meen sets on fire.
    - castlewarsisawsome January 18, 2011, 7:55 am
    so u have a 12 year old drunk on old wine? u pedofile
    - dustinmorris January 19, 2011, 9:40 am
    Or maybe she means she put on a dress made of fire...
    - Reddeath195 January 20, 2011, 1:26 pm
    thats exactly what it is!!!!
    - Demono January 25, 2011, 6:20 am
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    hey i make those jokes all the time! And..... not single, sorry girl ;P

    well do you make those jokes to ur GF ???
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 3:40 pm
    only occasionally =P its a joke so she doesnt take it seriously. Unlike my ex, who i liable to stab me at somepoint if i say ANY words at all =P
    - Mocahking January 17, 2011, 6:09 pm
    lol you can make that joke to me occasionally, but do it as often as when you're on sharenator, you're fucked XD
    - Icelandgirly January 18, 2011, 5:52 am
    point taken. sexism jokes are generally to be shared with bros only lol
    - Mocahking January 19, 2011, 1:53 pm
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    What do you call a woman who refuses to make sammiches?


    what do you call a man who refuses to make sandwiches?
    Stupid and single.
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 3:42 pm
    hardly different from the post. seems like you're the sharenator slut maybe? SS girl?
    - iGreenDay January 17, 2011, 3:56 pm
    - Icelandgirly January 18, 2011, 5:46 am
    what do u call a man who refuses to make a sandwitch hungry. duh! and we dont refuse its just one of the woman jobs duh!.
    - dustinmorris January 19, 2011, 9:42 am
    that made no sense mister grammar dummie o.O
    - Icelandgirly January 19, 2011, 10:26 am
    lol i can go to school im a guy shut up and go try to get ur rights. wait womans dont have rights. go get me a samich nao!
    - dustinmorris January 20, 2011, 5:51 am
    - Icelandgirly January 20, 2011, 9:26 am
    im not asking so u dont have a say.
    - dustinmorris January 20, 2011, 9:27 am
    - Icelandgirly January 20, 2011, 9:29 am
    - Reddeath195 January 20, 2011, 1:27 pm
    what do you call a man who wanted a sandwich?

    Chris Brown.
    - arrowdodger7 January 24, 2011, 2:07 pm
    - iGreenDay January 24, 2011, 6:11 pm
    i just report all truths and untruths, no matter how true
    - arrowdodger7 January 25, 2011, 5:56 am
  • 2

    You say single. I say happy, and free.

    and no sex.
    except for your hand.
    - Icelandgirly January 18, 2011, 5:51 am
    Who says? Some guys with the best variety are, in fact, single.
    - iGreenDay January 18, 2011, 1:48 pm
    Hate to be the one to tell you this, but you dont have to be in a relationship to have sex.
    - yourmomisawhore January 19, 2011, 2:11 am
    but relationships are guaranteed regular sex, atleast the ones with non-virgins
    - Icelandgirly January 19, 2011, 6:39 am
    Thats why you get a friend with benifits you can call whenever. Like the girl that lives down the street from me , or the dish network girl tells me to call and report a problem with my service so she can come over during her work day.
    - yourmomisawhore January 19, 2011, 10:09 am
    yeah right
    - Icelandgirly January 19, 2011, 10:27 am
    One day when you move out of your parents house you will realize that single grown ups can get laid when they want.
    - yourmomisawhore January 19, 2011, 11:07 am
  • 2

    Lolz! It's funny cause it's true!

  • 1

    You got me. :(

    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 8:31 am
  • 1

    *cue applause*

    • Jabori
    • January 17, 2011, 8:23 am
  • 1

    Haha well done iceland. In all fairness I don't ask girls to make me sandwiches, or make jokes about girls.
    Oh yeah, i'm not single, that kinda explains it.

    thanks -.-
    and yeah, guys are much more acceptable if they don't make those jokes :p
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 9:33 am
    I always think people are being stupid when they make those jokes to a woman, I always think, is he going to get a slap or somthing
    - DarkHunter January 17, 2011, 9:36 am
    LOL if you look at darkicoN13's comment, and my response you'll see what you would get from me XD
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 9:55 am
    Haha that was one hell of a slap xD
    - DarkHunter January 17, 2011, 10:47 am
    told'ya so XD
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 11:21 am
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    the only reason a man can only make jokes about women when he is single is because she would bitch around and you wouldnt have sex for a pretty long time
    then she would cry and sometimes it isnt just worth it

    • Vans
    • January 17, 2011, 10:43 am
    in my case it would be that i got ingredients from the fridge, make a sandwich, salt it ALOT.
    open a beer, salt it ALOT.
    give it to you and then say "next time make your own FUCKING sandwich!
    and no sex for a month and i'll make ur life hell as much as i can!
    i'd shave ur hair in weird forms when you sleep, make it look like you peed urself in public,make aall of your razorblades unsharp, do ur white laundry with my red laundry, making ur white laundry pink,cut apart ur favourite clothes, throw out all beer i'd find and finally,take the TV away and forbid you from sleepin in the bed OR the couch >:D
    don't mess with me!!!
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 11:29 am
    that is typical for a woman
    always the same they cant take anything
    thats why emancipation goes just the one way
    women want everything men have but they dont complain about if they get preferred because they have boobs

    example sport
    girl have to run for an A+ 5600m but men have to run 7000m in a half hour what the fuck is that?

    biggest bullshit ever and that is just one exemple

    if women make jokes about men it is fine
    if your girlfriend thinks edward dont know what its name is is hot you are not allowed to get mad
    but dare you to just look at the boobs of pamela anderson then you are pretty much fucked and may wake up with her 20inch dildo in the ass
    - Vans January 17, 2011, 11:40 am
    the reason for the running thing is some hormone shit, boys build up muscles twice as fast as girls and haven't you seen the difference between female and male bodybuilders?
    girls can't get as big as men with muscle because of these shitty hormones.
    but looking at boobs is fine by me, as long as it isn't boobs a girl shows you in real life XD
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 11:47 am
    I dont give a fuck
    women still want more money, they want treated the same, they want to do the same jobs and for alot of them you need muscles but some businesses have to get women
    how many women you can find who want to drive a truck? or work a pressure hammer(?)

    there isnt alot of difference both of them have no boobs XD
    it isnt just sport it is still other stuff
    and anyway do you really think it is harder for a girl that weighs like 150lbs or something to run half an hour than for a guy who is fat? that is stupid

    if you start in the childhood it is okay for a girl to play any sport or have like toy cars if a boy plays with barbie he is going to be gay

    girls always just want the positive side of emancipation and I think they should be treated equally everywhere and if someone is going to be teacher he should get his balls cut off so a girl dont have to jiggle with the boobs for a better grade

    and because of all this shit a girl should be able to make a god damn sandwich XD
    - Vans January 17, 2011, 11:54 am
    ur seeing this totally wrong... XD
    i want total equality between the sexes!
    what i was meaning with the hormone shit doesn't mean it's harder for a woman with the same amount of muscle as a guy!
    it means it's harder for women to GAIN muscle!
    and if we should make sandwiches, YOU should too!
    and the teacher stuff, wth?
    and boys can play with barbies all they want! i don't care if they play with barbies or G.I.Joes or wwhatever!
    you clearly don't understand what i'm meaning o.O
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 12:09 pm
    I do
    but the problem is I cant make a sandwich it is always falling appart so I need women to do it
    or subways people
    we started of men bringin in the meat women bringin fruits
    nowadays men getting the money women making sangwiches XD
    or something like that
    - Vans January 17, 2011, 12:17 pm
    yeah i'll make a sandwich if you give me money since you put it that way, not if it's not like that, NEVER!
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 12:25 pm
    ok how much?
    and what would it cost if you would make me more than just a sandwich? XD
    - Vans January 17, 2011, 1:00 pm
    it would cost all of ur money!!!

    for the sandwich....
    i wont do anything more!
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 1:12 pm
    the reason its easier for men to run than women is because men have a larger lung capacity and usually (exceptions do apply of course) a stronger circulatory system.
    - DeviousCow January 17, 2011, 2:58 pm
    and whyyy is that???
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 3:41 pm
    more to do with body structure... a man's ribcage is more open and expanded, a woman's tapers towards teh bottom...
    - DeviousCow January 17, 2011, 6:43 pm
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    I just only read the first half of your demotivation, its funny.

    • reject
    • January 17, 2011, 12:25 pm
    i guess ur single then XD
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 12:28 pm
    Of course I am, I use internet and...

    ...and jokes about girls isn't the reason at all...

    - reject January 17, 2011, 12:40 pm
    actually a level 80 paladin i don't care, the jokes are about 75% for me!
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 12:41 pm
    im a lvl 85 warrior =D
    - bufus101 January 18, 2011, 3:58 pm
    i just think it's kinda cool when a guy isn't a noob but if he's like seriously addicted no thank you!
    - Icelandgirly January 19, 2011, 6:34 am
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    Thats what he said!
    xdddp - my first demotivator :d

    • Lauris
    • January 17, 2011, 1:06 pm
    but it's not up in that!
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 1:19 pm
  • 1

    haha makes sense :) +3

    • Bekenel
    • January 17, 2011, 2:14 pm
    ty :D
    - Icelandgirly January 17, 2011, 3:40 pm
    who haven't you replied to in this post
    - hightec January 17, 2011, 3:54 pm
    i like to reply to those who comment on my post XD
    - Icelandgirly January 18, 2011, 5:46 am
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    I'm sorry, all that picture said to me was, this bitch isn't making a sandwich because shes butthurt over this particular joke

    i guess you're either single then or don't say those jokes to your GF
    - Icelandgirly January 18, 2011, 5:49 am
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    • peace
    • January 17, 2011, 5:34 pm
    PEACE :D
    *sandwich XD
    - Icelandgirly January 18, 2011, 5:55 am
    - peace January 18, 2011, 5:29 pm
    *makes bacon sandwich*
    oh noes!
    you're too far away!
    *eats sandwich*
    yummy tastes GOOD >:D
    - Icelandgirly January 19, 2011, 6:38 am
    *slaps icelandgirly* *hides in man cave*
    - peace January 20, 2011, 5:31 pm
    sorry you can't slap me i'm in another country.
    I'm afraid you just slapped your computer screen and therefore damaging or destroying it...
    - Icelandgirly January 21, 2011, 5:48 am
    *mumbles from man cave*
    - peace January 23, 2011, 3:12 am
    - Icelandgirly January 23, 2011, 3:38 am
    *yells in victory from man cave*
    - peace January 23, 2011, 3:46 am
    - Icelandgirly January 23, 2011, 3:55 am
    sorry you can't slap me i'm in another country.
    I'm afraid you just slapped your computer screen and therefore damaging or destroying it...
    - peace January 23, 2011, 3:57 am
  • 1

    What's wrong with being single? :)

    i never said there's something wrong with being single XD
    - Icelandgirly January 19, 2011, 6:31 am
  • 1

    Well Im not single so your logic is flawed

    do you make these jokes to your GF?
    - Icelandgirly January 19, 2011, 6:32 am
    yes in fact I do
    - triclebickle January 19, 2011, 1:15 pm
    no reply....
    - BlurrySours January 19, 2011, 2:26 pm
    I mean do you do it seriously?
    - Icelandgirly January 20, 2011, 2:55 am
    do I make jokes about my GF be sub-serviant to me, yes, but she knows that I make the money therefore she makes me happy in the form of food.
    - triclebickle January 20, 2011, 1:03 pm
    well if you make the money, sure :)
    - Icelandgirly January 20, 2011, 1:21 pm
  • 1

    HAHA Joke's on you! There are far worse reasons I'm repulsive to women than just sexism. Mysogeny doesn't even make it into the top ten! Hahahahahahahahaha...awww, I gave myself a sad.

    • Ruleb
    • January 19, 2011, 12:34 pm
  • 1

    You must have mistyped... It says "single" when it should say "hilarious"

    • hofera
    • January 20, 2011, 7:07 pm
    You must have mistyped... It says "hilarious" when it should say "stupid"
    - Icelandgirly January 21, 2011, 5:50 am
  • -1

    Cut to the chase. This demote sucks arse

    • RedEnko
    • January 27, 2011, 1:47 am
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