My first Omegle Troll

Stranger: HEY SUGAR DADAY!

You: dont you dare

Stranger: You want all up on dees lumps.

Stranger: Bitch please I am an educated white teenage troll. ;)

You: i am as well...

Stranger: We are amazing.

You: i love trolling

Stranger: Me too! This is the best site for it.

You: i know this and facebook, well its time to get down to business.

You: CHOSE YOUR WEAPON

Stranger: Chooses: My vagina.

You: Chooses: Lightsaber.

Stranger: *Thrusts herpes from vagina in direction of jedi troll*

You: *jedi troll deflects STD back in the eyes of Herpe Troll

Stranger: It misses.

You: goddamnit

Stranger: Herpe troll used: Monthly gift, splatter her apponant in a downpoor of blood and discharge.

You: Jedi Troll uses force to stop disgusting blood run towards him

Stranger: Damn.

You: i have met a well prepared opponent

Stranger: Indeed less talky more war. ;)

You: Jedi troll summons Storm Troopers to invade Herpe trolls Perimiter

Stranger: Herpe troll used: abortion, ridding herself of your last attack.

You: Jedi Troll Used: Force Choke

Stranger: Herpe troll used ovaries of steel, crushind down on jedi trolls throat.

You: Jedi troll used lightsaber to give herpe troll a hysterectomy, to rid her of her ovaries

Stranger: Herpe troll used: menopause, shooting her euterus out and blinding jedi troll and nagging him into confusion.

You: Jedi Troll is confused

You: Jedi Troll used: Force lightning to paraylize opponent

Stranger: Herpe troll is paralyzed.

Stranger: Herpe troll used: Call crack whore daughter to seduce jedi troll.

You: Jedi Troll used: Chewbacca to eat crack whore daughter

Stranger: Herpes troll used: Blue waffle choking jedi troll.

You: Jedi Troll used: Sleep Powder

Stranger: Herpe troll is fast asleep.

Stranger: herpe troll used nag, but it failed.

You: Jedi Troll used: Harden

You: Jedi Troll used: pound

You: Jedi Troll used: pound

Stranger: Herpe troll used escape.


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    ummm...

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    It was a wild Troll battle. thats about it

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    I'll have you know that little battle of yours put the country of Libya into civil war!

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    weird i know

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    Explain how this is trolling, please?......or gtfosummerfag

    HAY LOL TROLLOLLOLING IS SO MUCH FUN LOL WE DA BEST AT IT


    Nigga please.
    - PortionoftheCure July 10, 2011, 9:50 pm
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