Stranger: HEY SUGAR DADAY!
You: dont you dare
Stranger: You want all up on dees lumps.
Stranger: Bitch please I am an educated white teenage troll. ;)
You: i am as well...
Stranger: We are amazing.
You: i love trolling
Stranger: Me too! This is the best site for it.
You: i know this and facebook, well its time to get down to business.
You: CHOSE YOUR WEAPON
Stranger: Chooses: My vagina.
You: Chooses: Lightsaber.
Stranger: *Thrusts herpes from vagina in direction of jedi troll*
You: *jedi troll deflects STD back in the eyes of Herpe Troll
Stranger: It misses.
You: goddamnit
Stranger: Herpe troll used: Monthly gift, splatter her apponant in a downpoor of blood and discharge.
You: Jedi Troll uses force to stop disgusting blood run towards him
Stranger: Damn.
You: i have met a well prepared opponent
Stranger: Indeed less talky more war. ;)
You: Jedi troll summons Storm Troopers to invade Herpe trolls Perimiter
Stranger: Herpe troll used: abortion, ridding herself of your last attack.
You: Jedi Troll Used: Force Choke
Stranger: Herpe troll used ovaries of steel, crushind down on jedi trolls throat.
You: Jedi troll used lightsaber to give herpe troll a hysterectomy, to rid her of her ovaries
Stranger: Herpe troll used: menopause, shooting her euterus out and blinding jedi troll and nagging him into confusion.
You: Jedi Troll is confused
You: Jedi Troll used: Force lightning to paraylize opponent
Stranger: Herpe troll is paralyzed.
Stranger: Herpe troll used: Call crack whore daughter to seduce jedi troll.
You: Jedi Troll used: Chewbacca to eat crack whore daughter
Stranger: Herpes troll used: Blue waffle choking jedi troll.
You: Jedi Troll used: Sleep Powder
Stranger: Herpe troll is fast asleep.
Stranger: herpe troll used nag, but it failed.
You: Jedi Troll used: Harden
You: Jedi Troll used: pound
You: Jedi Troll used: pound
Stranger: Herpe troll used escape.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Nigga please.