My dog sex

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex".

Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "Id like to have one too." Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said I didnt care what she looked like. Then I said, "You dont understand, Ive had Sex since I was 9 year old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You dont understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The Clerk said "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex entered in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you dont understand", I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on television." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to file for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I got married." The judge said "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex had left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this alley at 4 in the morning?" I said, "Im looking for Sex..."

My court date has been set for Friday...

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    dude this is awesome man i had a dog named dog because when i would come home drunk i couldn't remember his name so i just called him dog and i got him a beer opener for his tag ring so that i could call him and open a beer.

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    lolz i got a new name for me new puppy

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    XD hahaha

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    i wounder wat would happen if i named my kid sex holy crap lol

    If the teacher called last names first, it'd be awesome to have the last name Great, so when the teacher calls out his name, she asks for Great, Sex.
    - Disco November 30, 2011, 5:43 pm
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    You would be arrested on the spot probably.
    some people have no sense of humor, and by "some people" i mean the government.

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    XD was this by any chance an fml hahahahahaha

    mlia is better in my opinion.
    - arrowdodger7 December 29, 2010, 2:25 pm
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    ya i know govenment sucks hey theres freedom of spech but imagean a thecher calling role lol XD

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    depends on the kids last name really

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    i guess

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    hahaha that would be even funnier

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