"My Immortal" Gothic Harry Potter Fanfic

Natu wanted us to make a response to the thread http://www.sharenator.com/Goth_Potter/ by Chaos that was linking to the story My Immortal.

We feel since it does not have one yet, it deserves a post to itself... if ONLY to ensure the mental safety of Sharenator's members.
A direct quote from Encyclopedia Dramatica...
"My Immortal is the most famous, notoriously bad fan fiction ever written. Based very loosely in the Harry Potter universe and featuring the blatant Mary-Sue protagonist Ebony (or often times "Enoby"), it reads like a detailed list of everything a fanfic author could ever possibly do wrong, only taken to exaggerated, horrifying extremes. Written by super-tard Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal was originally posted to fanfiction.net sometime in 2006, but was subsequently deleted by the ff.net staff after causing a severe drop in the site's collective IQ. In fact, the fanfic is so unbelievably bad that many refuse to accept that it's real, insisting that Tara was only trolling and that the story is really a parody. Regardless of the author's intent, My Immortal remains one of the most cringe-worthy, unintentionally hilarious, so-bad-it's-good pieces of literature the internets have ever shat out. "

We were shown the story by one of Natu's RolePlay friends, and now we share it with all of you. But please, DO NOT in any way get the thought in your mind that we take ANY credit for this story... We despise it with such a passion it can not be described, but we do see in it a growing truth about the world's Youth and their ability to form a coherent sentence.

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::FINAL WARNING:::::::::::::::::::::::::::
If you or anyone you know is a Grammar Nazi, we strongly encourage them NOT to click on the following link. In extreme cases it may cause Blindness, Shock, Bleeding of the Eyes, Hatred of Humanity, and even severe constipation. Viewer Discretion is more then advised.










No Seriously... If you value the english language, just stop here. It really is for the best that you avoid this like the plague...










Well since you read all that and scrolled this far, hopefully you are not going to get too offended by the story. It does have some 'Naughty' bit here and there, but it's so poorly written that Hugh Hefner wouldn't know what to do with it.
http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

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  • Dawn
  • August 19, 2010, 10:49 pm
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    emo harry potter 12806

    ralph - &quot;my immortal&quot; gothic harry potter fanfic

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    My god. Such....trashy garbage. Such a bullshit cry for attention. Its like a ugly bitch in denial that keeps crying "im in pain, im a goth, i wear black, LOOK AT ME!!!" So i showed this to my english teacher, who considers himself a grammatarian, and he found it disgusting. Let's just say that he didn't hold back on his views of this story. Draco freaking walked out of the flying care while it was flying??? A tree magically appears and draco puts some "thingie" into her "you-know-what" and they did something and dumbledoor shows up out of nowhere in the sky where the car and the magical tree is??? correct me if im wrong but this is my view of it so far. Someone please remove that thing from the internet! No one...and I mean NO ONE...should ever have to see a piece of garbage work like that. I wrote a story in second grade that had better grammar than this...mess of letters. Some gay mash-up of vampire and goth and emo and lust gone really really needy and wrong. I want to say that Stephanie Meyers had a depressing child who read all of the twilight books and ended up doing a 'twilight meets harry potter' kind of thing.

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    (O_O) Dear God . . . .
    *my thoughts prior to reading it
    "Hmmmm Dawn really seems to hate this, I've gotta see what the fuss is all about"

    *my thoughts after reading "it"
    "Hmmmm that screwdriver over there looks like it would fit quite nicely into my eyes"

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    that is by far the biggest piece of trash I have ever read, even after I read your warnings I still had to see for myself. I thought it can't be THAT bad. My apologies for doubting you!

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    lololol at 'he put his thingy in my you-know-what'

    please keep in mind that i actually couldn't read this, i just flicked down and read random paragraphs.

    • Dannyl
    • September 10, 2010, 12:21 am
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    Oooow, my brain!! I was with mjbrownjr, I didn't think it could be that bad, I mean seriously! I can't begin to comprehend how dumb this bint is...

    “Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.'

    WTF is happening?! I thought that was the bloody cat!

    Edit: I just finished reading that pile of shit. I feel like I need to go back to primary school, I think I've forgotten my A...B....Z's?

    • SuDoku
    • September 21, 2010, 6:56 am
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    I felt my IQ dropping after the first sentence. Good god this should be in the Geneva Convention under "Crimes against Humanity."

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    MY EYES ARE BLEEDING! Curse my grammar Nazism.

    ...We warned you... ...with lots of warnings too...
    - Dawn December 16, 2010, 3:10 pm
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    wow...um...that makes me want to box up my computer and never look at it again lol

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    I don't want to live any more. Goodbye...
    z130820986 - &quot;my immortal&quot; gothic harry potter fanfic

    • ember
    • January 8, 2011, 12:38 pm
    We stole your soul, and therefore forbid you of Suicide. Go eat some cake and read some Shakespeare.
    - Dawn January 8, 2011, 12:42 pm
    :'( fine... *gets cake and shakspeare book*
    - ember January 8, 2011, 12:47 pm
    *Hugs and patpats* Good Ember.
    - Dawn January 8, 2011, 12:50 pm
    ?patpats?

    i think i will have to use that more often.
    - arrowdodger7 January 8, 2011, 1:14 pm
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    untitled - &quot;my immortal&quot; gothic harry potter fanfic


    i know, my browser is ooold but I'm in school e.e

    Grrr..... Lucky you, being all safe and not getting the right site...
    - Dawn June 6, 2011, 9:50 am
    *Evil Laugh* Won't let me on either :D
    - DarkHunter June 6, 2011, 10:08 am
    I saw the seventeenth chapter on YouTube.. it's pretty terrible, but I was having a terrible day sooo I needed something to laugh at (._.')
    - bleedingxmascara June 8, 2011, 6:21 am
    Half Life full life consequences
    - DarkHunter June 8, 2011, 10:34 am
    I know; I think I'm scarred by all the poor grammar and careless spelling mistakes :/
    - bleedingxmascara June 9, 2011, 6:30 am
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    The...Character's full name... X_X...

    "Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way" Seriously???

    I couldn't finish the first paragraph... Sorry for not being able to stand it... Forgive me...For not being...stronger...
    *Faints from pure exaustion*

    Getting past the first sentence is a feat of incredible strength and willpower, you should be very proud.
    - Dawn June 27, 2011, 4:59 am
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    I'm not a grammar nazi but I had to stop reading after the first few words I could not read it. :D

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