Money matters

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fucking checking account."



To which the astonished woman replies, I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"



"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a fucking checking account right now!"



"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."



So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.



They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"



"There's no fucking problem, dammit!" the man says; "I just won $50 million bucks in the fucking lottery and I want to open a fucking checking account in this fucking bank!"



"I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?

  • Dannyl
  • May 21, 2010, 3:34 am
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  • 3

    my momma always said corruption is as corruption does

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  • 2

    That bitch should be making sandwiches... as far as I know... the teller window is NOT a kitchen.

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  • 2

    Not true, he could be at the teller window. With a gun.

    • Dannyl
    • June 1, 2010, 3:06 am
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    But they wouldn't need to, because all black people look the same.

    • Dannyl
    • June 1, 2010, 4:55 am
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  • 1

    Hahaha

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  • 1

    Thats just great!

    • dogggy
    • May 21, 2010, 6:15 pm
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  • 1

    lol nice one

    • gryxng
    • May 31, 2010, 9:08 pm
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  • 1

    Now now Kradon666 that is very racist but so fucking true HAHAHA :P

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  • 1

    Wouldn't it be sexist?

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  • 1

    Yes it would be sexist, racist would've been saying a black man should be at KFC instead of at the teller window.

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  • 1

    There would be at least three of them at that point.

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  • 1

    and all of them would have no way to hide their identities.

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  • 1

    money makes the world go round

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