Mixed Emotions
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology, which explained the phenomenon of "mixed emotions" where someone is cheerful, happy and joyful and at the same time gloomy, forlorn and dejected.
The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.
She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.
She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
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Posted: 2010-03-11 12:05:47
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Epic win for the wife, epic fail for the husband.
wow, i dont even know how to resact to that
damn...i would've said "& u my darling , out of all yours freinds, you have best tits. It why i married you"
id cry while telling my wife im flattered
it be impossible to respond to something like that
awwww thanks honey.... wait, fuck...
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