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Micheal Jackson Joke
I think it's been long enough (:
(Just for the record I do like Micheal Jackson's music or at least some of it)
(WARNING WARNING WARNING!!! These jokes are perverted so If you do not appreciate perverted jokes and/or if you like Micheal Jackson a lot then you should probably not read this post.!!!!!)
Q: What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalog.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Micheal Jackson slumber party.
Q: What's Micheal Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
Q: Why did Pepsi fire Micheal Jackson?
A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!
Now I laughed my ass off about a couple of these jokes, I hope you do to but even though Micheal Jackson screwed up in his life doesn't mean he's all bad, I mean who hasn't screwed up in there life right?
I know I have haha. Anyways he was a good singer, just a bad sex partner :P
IN MEMORY OF MICHAEL JACKSON
(Just for the record I do like Micheal Jackson's music or at least some of it)
(WARNING WARNING WARNING!!! These jokes are perverted so If you do not appreciate perverted jokes and/or if you like Micheal Jackson a lot then you should probably not read this post.!!!!!)
Q: What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalog.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Micheal Jackson slumber party.
Q: What's Micheal Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
Q: Why did Pepsi fire Micheal Jackson?
A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!
Now I laughed my ass off about a couple of these jokes, I hope you do to but even though Micheal Jackson screwed up in his life doesn't mean he's all bad, I mean who hasn't screwed up in there life right?
I know I have haha. Anyways he was a good singer, just a bad sex partner :P
IN MEMORY OF MICHAEL JACKSON
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Posted: 2010-05-08 10:47:52
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Whats the difference between Michael jackson and tiger woods?
Tiger woods gets paid to play with little white balls. lol
Tiger woods gets paid to play with little white balls. lol
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