Michael J. Fox Jokes

Michael J. Fox once caused a can of soda to explode in someone’s face just by handing it to him. Because of Parkinson’s.
Michael J Fox can never play Operation. Because of Parkinson’s.
You know that scene in BTTF where Michael J Fox is on the stage and he’s jumping around with the guitar? It wasn’t in the script, he just did it. Because of Parkinson’s.
Michael J. Fox’s cellphone is always on vibrate. Because of Parkinson’s.
Michael J. Fox can do an amazing impression of the car scene from A Night at the Roxbury. Because of Parkinson’s.
Michael J Fox has an oscillation rate of over 9000 movements per second which allows him to oscillate against the natural rate of 88 movements per second creating a quantum flux, which is what makes time travel possible. Because of Parkinson’s.
Michael J Fox doesn’t make paintings, he makes Rorschach tests. Because of Parkinson’s.
Michael J. Fox can’t piss standing up. Because of Parkinson’s.
Michael J Fox holds the high score on DDR. Because of Parkinson’s.
Michael J. Fox knows the Mexican Hat Dance. Because of Parkinson’s.
Michael J. Fox accidentally erases everything he draws on an Etch-a-Sketch. Because of Parkinson’s.
Michael J. Fox is now placed on bottles of Yoo Hoo instead of Shake Well. Because of Parkinson’s.


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  • 1

    Thats terrible...I could not stop laughing.

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  • 1

    Michael J Fox puts to much salt on his food...because of Parkinson’s.

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