Me and MackenzieBizzatch on Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HellO!
Stranger: asl?
You: There's 2 of us.
Stranger: ya
You: One's a girl XD
You: one isn't.
Stranger: i wish its true
You: what?
You: wish what was true?
Stranger: other side a gal is typing
You: It is true :P
You: The one who doesn't start with capitals is the girl.
Stranger: ooh ok thanks for the little secret
Stranger: :P
You: Not so much of a secret :P
You: o.O
Stranger: but ur starting with capitals
You: I'm the guy
You: You really don't catch on too fast...
You: i'm the girl.
You: i don't capitilize.
You: he doecas.
You: does *
Stranger: ya
You: yeah.
You: Yes.
Stranger: ok then y r u here
You: Fun
Stranger: ok same here
Stranger: at least can i know where r u from
You: i'm from texas
You: he's from england.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: dude
You: Yes?
Stranger: texas is in america
Stranger: and who is other one typing there
You: We had no clue, thank you so much for showering us with your wisdom.
Stranger: ya
Stranger: :P
You: i'm sorry, liam is mean.
You: Too bad :D
You: no liam.
Stranger: keep on
Stranger: :P
You: what in fuck's sake are you saying.
Stranger: wat liam?
You: That was her.
You: I use capitals.
You: Get it into your thick head xD
You: bad liam!
You: See how the G is capitilized?
Stranger: oh ok i got it
You: that lets you know when Liam is talking.
You: *Claps sarcasticly*
Stranger: hi liam
You: i love this guy.
Stranger: thank u ,thank u
You: I dislike him.
You: why? XD
Stranger: same here
You: Because he's an idiot.
You: You dislike yourself?
Stranger: ya , then wat really an idiot means
Stranger: ?
Stranger: let me know how fast u can google it
Stranger: :P
You: An idiot?
You: Well I can dfine that without google.
You: define*
Stranger: yes plz
You: An idiot is someone who lacks basic inttelect and is unable to comprehend most things said to the person.
You: like you.
You: Exactly.
Stranger: ya "like u"
You: no, like you good sir.
Stranger: an idiot who is thinking
You: you are unable to grasp any idea thrown at you.
You: nor are you able to understand any idea of tone or meaning behind words.
You: so you, sir, are an idiot.
You: Mackenzi
You: I tip my hat to you.
Stranger: wat
You: <3
You: WAT
You: LOL
Stranger: <(")
You: Wat, ya, u, all of that shows how stupid you are
Stranger: but i dint like hats
You: I didn't tip my hat to you.
You: I tipped it to Mackenzie.
You: the hat that I want to wear? :D
You: Yes, the tophat.
Stranger: whos tht idiot
You: You.
You: no, he meant that as in, who is Mackenzie.
Stranger: machkenzie?
You: you fucking dope.
You: I lolled.
You: I dislike people who can't spell my name right.
You: and you sir, are one of them.
Stranger: good
You: Who knows how long it took for you to get here.
You: Months, years.
You: Millenums?
Stranger: i dont think so
You: centuries.
You: for fuck's sake, man.
You: do humanity a kind
You: and
You: *Claps for Mackenzie*
Stranger: if ppls like u r there humanity will die
Stranger: :D :D
Stranger: :P
You: Like us?
Stranger: us?
You: I find you absloutely, fucking retarded.
Stranger: ya me too
You: Do me a favor.
You: Never repopulate.
Stranger: me too
You: Mackenzie
You: He can't figure out
Stranger: stop fucking aroung
You: He thinks it's a lolipop that he can bite to get to te center :P
Stranger: d *around
You: fucking around?
Stranger: wat a fuking line was tht
You: gtfo my internets.
You: Hey stranger
Stranger: hi stranger
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r uuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: :)
Stranger: died
Stranger: :):(:(:(:(
You: Go to that link.
You: he doens't know how.
You: go there.
Stranger: dont worry about tht
You: you can get a free iPad from there.
Stranger: who cares for tht
You: I got mine from there.
You: Okay, you can also get a free lap top
You: and 10000 bucks.
You: or a new camera
You: or an iPod touch
Stranger: only 10000
You: they have a bucnch of cool stuff
You: well you can order 10000 a lot of times.
You: that's how I got rich
You: so go there
Stranger: oh
You: go on, go.
Stranger: do thy have anything other than tht
You: yeah totally.
You: those are just the ones I could name off the top of my head.
Stranger: ok , wat ru getting for this
You: have you gone there?
Stranger: ya boring page

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  • 2

    Actually, on second thoughts, do go there.

    Indeed, it is such an amazing website.
    - DarkHunter June 20, 2011, 8:13 pm
    Whats up with the TB icon? also this is a cool post.
    - Turtlestlker June 20, 2011, 8:20 pm
    Because it's my avatar? And I know you're new, but when you like a post the general idea is to uprate it.
    - DarkHunter June 20, 2011, 8:21 pm
    I did, don't know why but i felt the urge to vocalize it.
    - Turtlestlker June 20, 2011, 8:24 pm
    Because you're so very silly.
    - DarkHunter June 20, 2011, 8:25 pm
    Extremely silly.
    - Turtlestlker June 20, 2011, 8:26 pm
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    At first I though that site was a shock site...
    I went there anyways... At first I was liek
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    Ahah and did you try closing it? XD
    - DarkHunter June 21, 2011, 3:20 am
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    It's millennia Liam ;)not millenniums. This word comes from latin and words that end with um in singular end with a in plural. I had to take Latin for 5 years in school... Sad times.
    But appart from that nice way of trolling ;)

    • Curuba
    • June 21, 2011, 2:55 am
    You do know it was 7am for me then right? It took me 5 minutes to write "We had no clue, thank you so much for showering us with your wisdom."
    - DarkHunter June 21, 2011, 3:18 am
    You should've also said "mackenzieBizzatch and I". Again, it's grammatically correct that way, and the first letter of her screen name is not capitalized.
    - Disco June 21, 2011, 3:34 am
    Again, 7am. Also may I add that I'm not bothered by grammar Nazi's since I'm a moderator and can just freely delete the comments :D
    - DarkHunter June 21, 2011, 3:44 am
    You know who else is a moderator??? HUH! DO YA?! PUNK?!
    - Disco June 21, 2011, 3:51 am
    I know you're a mod, but I'm better >:)
    Joking, brofist!
    - DarkHunter June 21, 2011, 4:22 am
    Guess who is coolest?! Without bein a mod!
    Yeah its me! Suck it bitches :-)
    - Curuba June 21, 2011, 4:32 am
    But nobody likes you.
    - DarkHunter June 21, 2011, 4:34 am
    everybody(excluding everyone who knows me) likes me though
    - MIKYTEY June 21, 2011, 4:55 am
    No need for that. No need at all.
    - SuDoku June 21, 2011, 9:18 am
    Too bad.
    - DarkHunter June 21, 2011, 9:28 am
    Let me know when you grow up.
    - SuDoku June 21, 2011, 9:33 am
    I could say the same for you.
    - DarkHunter June 21, 2011, 10:14 am
    And that's evidence enough.
    - SuDoku June 21, 2011, 10:15 am
    Oh shut up SuDoku.
    - DarkHunter June 21, 2011, 10:25 am
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    gavemecancer - me and mackenziebizzatch on omegle

    Oh I'm so sorry ):
    - DarkHunter June 21, 2011, 10:13 am
    dude i want to do this
    - castlewarsisawsome July 28, 2011, 11:46 pm
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    how do you do this?

    Not telling :D
    - DarkHunter July 29, 2011, 5:48 am
    good cause im not allowed on omegle and if i am im not going on anyway
    - castlewarsisawsome July 29, 2011, 5:51 am
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