How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep
him.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" her friend asked.
"A billionaire" she replied.
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A little boy asked his father "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the
father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know
his wife until he marries her?"
Father: "That happens in every country, son."
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"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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