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Marketing 101

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

  • gw2250
  • December 12, 2011, 11:39 pm
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    I'm literally amazing in bed... I can sleep for days.

    • Disco
    • December 12, 2011, 11:40 pm
    O I see one of those people that likes to give your pillow some head and his sheets some ass.
    - gw2250 December 13, 2011, 12:37 am
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    You go up to a girl and says, your pregnant and the next day, she is. That's Chuck Norris

    You go to school and learn proper grammar.
    That's education.
    - Disco December 13, 2011, 9:55 am
    You go, I don't give a fuck.
    That's the FTS meme.
    - mariofox03 December 13, 2011, 11:54 am
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