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LYRICS:

I'm going through the mushroom kingdom
I'm gonna save, the princess bitch
I got a red hat, Red shirt, Suspenders on
Wait I guess I'm black and white in this shit
I got my fireballs bouncing hit ya dead in the jaw
Take the boss down cause he's breaking the law
Kick the turtle shell, aw wait shit naw, they explodin in this
Fuckin' burnt my balls.
Now I'm small and I'm running like I just don't care
Jump in the plane and fly around in the air
Take Tatanga down bitch I ain't scared
Do you like captain Lou and hit your face with a chair

It's the goomba stompin' mushroom poppin' mustached man
Koopa clomping, body dropping fireball in my hand
Run and jump, duck and slide, to get the box on the otherside
Breaking bricks with my fucking fist, bitch I'm coming inside
Through the castle, no hassle on my way to the end
Daisy went and got kidnapped again
It isn't koopa but they might be friends
I'm gonna whomp ya motherfucker don't even pretend

Oh mario
I'm not the princess I'm the bad guy bitch
I just wanted to get your hopes up, man forget it
Either way I'm out of work, it's time to clock out
You got one more level goodbye for now
SEE YA!

It's kung fu land, I got fire in my hand
For that weird jumpin motherfucking kung fu man
If you don't like this track I guess I understand
But I get to fight wario in the next land so...
Off to daisy I go one more time
get your hands off her Tatanga she's mine
Jump in the plane and fucking go for a ride
Shoot them motherfuckers as we fly by
Look at me way up in the sky
Collecting coins as I spit my rhyme
This kung fu faggot won't fucking die
Throw my fireball and hit him dead in the eye bitch
What the hell it's a fucking cloud
Dodge the lightning shoot fire in his mouth
As he crumples I hear a rumble as the boss flies in
Let the final battle begin.. motherfucker

Woooaaah.. that's a big ship ya got there sir
MARIO I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO DIE
MY SPACESHIP SHOOTS THREE BALLS AT TIME
YOUR AIRCRAFT CAN'T COMPARE TO MINE
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LEAVE MY CASTLE ALIVE

W-What the hell man damn, what the fuck are you anyways?!?
They said you never made it past these gameboy games
I laugh, dodge your bullets shoot your spaceship in half
Rescue daisy then go take a nap.. yeah!

I'm here to stay, right behind this controller I'll still play
Till the world is saved, for you and me tonight
Day after day, if it takes forever, Daisy I'll say
And hold your hand, please stay with me tonight
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Posted: 2011-02-27 14:16:32

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