Management exam

Management exam


The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.




3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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    nope only got the first one

    • hightec
    • October 18, 2010, 12:46 pm
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    damn-it!! it got me. im stupid. +3

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    That's f'ing retarded. If the fridge can fit a Giraffe, then what makes us assume it cannot fit a Giraffe and an Elephant?

    If any job ever asked these questions, I would be glad that I didn't have to work for whatever boss came up with these, and the dimwits he has already hired.

    • Albane
    • October 19, 2010, 12:18 pm


    haha just laugh
    - buddyfoeva October 19, 2010, 5:51 pm
    maybe it's a custom-molded fridge for this giraffe?
    - iGreenDay October 19, 2010, 5:55 pm
    my answer would have been " without knowing the specifics of the size of either the refrigerator or giraffe (or wether or not the giraffe can be cut into small portions) it would be a irresponsible for anyone to attempt such an action, that being said, I would probably hit it with a hammer until it fit."
    - drakengard85 October 19, 2010, 6:23 pm
    That's what she said..
    - Albane October 20, 2010, 5:34 am
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