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Why must women be so complicated...?

So true

This is PERFECT. +3 wish i could give it more

Perfect Finally we get to express ourselves

lol its mostly a repost there is another longer list of rules lol but its still good

"if it itches, we will scratch it"

Every woman on earth should read this.

it is mostly true for me :-)

Pure win. "If you say something that can be interpreted 2 ways and one way makes you sad or angry, we meant the OTHER ONE."

first rule of being a man. you make your own rules.

awesome
why did you tell them ybout the couch? OH NO

and I think rule number 1 isnt true
I mean if they think they are too fat they probably arent
but whatever you say is wrong
so rule number 1 should be like

if you think you are too fat dont ask for it because anything we say is wrong
just a suggestion