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I wrote a song about Simon Cowell, and I love it because, I am the weirdest person on Earth.
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Posted: 2010-12-14 15:00:39

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  • drakengard85 - replied 2010-12-14 15:42:34
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    "I had sex with jesus christ and i love it because i just got out of the hospital and i still don't know what the hell I do."

    this disturb me...
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    • ember - replied 2010-12-14 15:59:09
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      It could have been worse.
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      • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-12-15 15:27:25
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        im best freinds with justin beiber... all ready worst
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        • ember - replied 2010-12-15 15:47:48
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          That's what you get for being born on Augest 24th. You become friends with Justin Beiber... Just be thankfull it wasn't April 24th.
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          • Campincarl - replied 2010-12-15 15:56:58
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            well i think mines worse since i dress like glee club and love it because im transexual.
            kill me
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            • ember - replied 2010-12-15 16:18:27
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              *shoots Campincarl*
              murder2 - make your own sentence.
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              • Campincarl - replied 2010-12-15 16:31:30
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                thank you
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                • ember - replied 2010-12-15 17:51:43
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                  OMG!!! Zombie!
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            • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-12-16 11:44:52
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              na shootings not enoth * hands gasline and match* use these! :D
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              • ember - replied 2010-12-16 12:30:20
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                ... now a zombie thats on fire is trying to kill me.
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                • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-12-16 12:48:45
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                  hmmmmmm... *pushs ember down* EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
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                  • Campincarl - replied 2010-12-16 13:35:08
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                    RAAWWWWGGGG
                    *Eats Ember*

                    images - make your own sentence.
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                    • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-12-16 13:43:23
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                      *pulls out pistol... shoots ember then shoots campincarl 5 times*
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                    • ember - replied 2010-12-16 14:44:36
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                      It didn't work the disease has mutated. We are invincsible and you will join us. *bites castlewarsisawsome*
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                    • Campincarl - replied 2010-12-16 15:08:56
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                      this has been a great thread lol. i'm definitely saving this
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                    • Nightfang - replied 2011-01-04 04:20:27
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                      why end the thread there, *has ice shotgun* >:D
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                • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-01-05 13:27:18
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                  *pushes ember off and then shoots self*
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                  • ember - replied 2011-01-05 14:05:32
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                    the disease has already taken effect you can't kill yourself, you have13.192837561125789999900127345326 seconeds intill you join us.
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                    • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-01-05 14:11:03
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                      *gets a chain saw and cuts off legs and then sets self on fire.*
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                  • ember - replied 2011-01-05 14:26:03
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                    *kicks castlewarsisawsome into a pool* you have 3.69 seconds left.
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                    • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-01-05 14:30:23
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                      *swims to top graps you and pulls you in* (i was trying to make it were when i was a zombie i couldn't kill anyone)
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                  • ember - replied 2011-01-05 14:55:25
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                    the mutation makes us able to swim. .999 seconds left.
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                    • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-01-05 15:04:07
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                      *starts to activate pool drain pushes ember on to the drain causing it to pull you in and hold you still*
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                  • ember - replied 2011-01-05 15:16:45
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                    I may be stuck but, you are now a zombie.
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                    • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2011-01-05 15:23:04
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                      did you not watch finale destination 3 your going to die and im not going to be able to kill anyone
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                    • ember - replied 2011-01-05 15:40:49
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                      no I've never seen a final destination ever.
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                    • Icelandgirly - replied 2012-02-11 19:07:49
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                      I miss this kind of Sharenator. It just isn't the same :(
                      +1 this thread for old times sake.
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  • CaptinCrunk - replied 2010-12-14 15:56:27
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    I am obsessed with Miley Cyrus and I hate it because my life ambition is to become a porn star.
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  • IncediblyIncredible - replied 2010-12-14 16:10:07
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    I look like Jesus Christ. I love it because I smoke weed every morning after waking up. XD
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    • defmid26 - replied 2010-12-14 18:06:17
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      This halfway makes sense.
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  • thekitkatkid - replied 2010-12-14 17:55:58
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    "I had sex with the cookie monster and I loved it because I made out with my cousin in the Halloween party last year."

    lol wat? +3
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  • Dawn - replied 2010-12-14 16:31:49
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    I dress like a fat cat and I hate it because I smoke weed every morning after I wake up.
    Silly internet game... We don't need drugs to be us, we are naturally the way we are. ^^
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  • SuDoku - replied 2010-12-15 07:53:58
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    I'm best friends with Voldemort. I love it, because I use Facebook.

    Yes, boy :)
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  • Goober - replied 2010-12-15 10:40:34
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    I am obsessed with the cookie monster and I love it because I am the weirdest person on earth.

    YESSSS!!!
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  • mrcbccadetx0 - replied 2010-12-14 15:46:45
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    "I think I am Jesus Christ and I love it because I just got out of the hospital and I still don't know what the hell I do."
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  • DarkicoN13 - replied 2010-12-14 15:52:58
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    i eat more then my grandma and i love it because i am the weirdest person on earth.
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  • mackenzieBizzatch - replied 2010-12-14 16:12:27
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    I have nightmares about a fart and I love it because my life ambition is to be a pornstar.
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    • Jackylegs - replied 2010-12-15 00:01:28
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      Time to apply Rule 34 to farts.
      :/
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      • hightec - replied 2010-12-15 15:39:23
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        found it right away strange enough
        abc - make your own sentence.

        i think this proves there is porn on EVERYTHING
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        • Jackylegs - replied 2010-12-15 16:35:58
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          There's actual porn of farting, not just underwear.
          Yes, I Googled it.
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  • hightec - replied 2010-12-14 16:26:46
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    i had sex with Justin Bieber and i love it because im the weirdest person on earth




    thank god thats not my real info
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    • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-12-15 15:31:47
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      if it was ture i would shot myself
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  • dreed34 - replied 2010-12-14 17:10:03
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    I am scared of Justin Bieber and i love it because I'm a slut.

    Wow...
    lol +3
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  • Pyutchy8011 - replied 2010-12-14 17:26:03
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    I'm best friends with a glee club kid and i love it because, i'm the weirdest person on Earth :P
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  • Bored10123 - replied 2010-12-14 18:04:27
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    i eat mroe then the cookie monester and i love it because my life ambition is to become s porn star

    ^^
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  • defmid26 - replied 2010-12-14 18:05:23
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    "I had sex with a tree, and I love it because I made out with my cousin in the Halloween party last year."

    That is disturbing.
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  • VampiricFiend - replied 2010-12-14 19:37:10
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    I wrote a song about Voldemort and I love it because I smoke weed every morning after waking up.

    Nice.
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  • DontTouchMyPuddin - replied 2010-12-14 19:46:38
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    I wrote a song about Miley Cyrus and I love it cause I'm the weirdest person on earth.

    Well I think you sir.... Are a fucking evil wizard!
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    • ember - replied 2010-12-14 20:02:30
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      No! I'm not an evil wizard!...obliviate!*runs away*
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  • jakematsui - replied 2010-12-14 21:16:41
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    I think I am Voldemort and I love it because I use Facebook. :O
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  • sickness - replied 2010-12-14 21:23:15
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    Im scared of a fat cat, and I love it because I use facebook.
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  • MIKYTEY - replied 2010-12-15 03:14:09
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    i wrote a song about jesus christ and i love it because my lifes ambition is to become a porn star...

    jesus porn? +3
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  • Dinosaurus - replied 2010-12-15 06:12:09
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    im friends with bart simpson, i love it because im a slut +3
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  • pato26 - replied 2010-12-15 06:33:56
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    im in love with justin bieber and i love it because im the wierdest person on earth
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  • bleedingxmascara - replied 2010-12-15 06:38:54
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    I look like a Mexican's mustache and I love it because I'm the weirdest person on Earth XD
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  • Micha12354 - replied 2010-12-15 06:38:56
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    i look like an Avatar and i love it because my life ambition is to become a pornstar

    wait, what?
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    • XxDaminalsxX - replied 2011-01-04 04:44:50
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      There's porn of that.
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      • Micha12354 - replied 2011-01-05 00:01:56
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        there's porn of everything.
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        • XxDaminalsxX - replied 2011-01-05 03:42:51
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          There is not porn of cars (that I know of). Unless you find some weird Transformer type porn then I would possibly make an exception.
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  • BobTheJanitor - replied 2010-12-15 06:46:16
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    Well, aparently I got plastic surgery to look like my grandma, and I hate it because I'm a slut.
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  • BadassSquirrel - replied 2010-12-15 06:56:16
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    ''I had sex with Voldermort and i love it because i am a slut'' :D haahahahaaa
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  • ZjWalker - replied 2010-12-15 07:07:25
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    I have nightmares about a dog. I love it because I smoke weed every morning after waking up.
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  • 720Z - replied 2010-12-15 07:27:17
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    i eat more than justin bieber and i love it because i made out with my cousin in the halloween party last year
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  • luminosity - replied 2010-12-15 07:28:38
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    "I wrote a song about Kristen Stewart and I love it because I am a slut."

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! D':
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  • JonnymusPrime - replied 2010-12-15 07:54:02
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    "I'm best friends with Edward cullen and i love it because i use facebook"
    Nnnnnnooooooooo!!!!
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    • Nightfang - replied 2011-01-04 04:23:34
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      want me to shoot you?
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  • Albane - replied 2010-12-15 08:42:42
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    I had plastic surgery to look like a fat cat, and I secretly like it because I am a slut.


    wtf?
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    • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-12-15 15:36:23
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      woo your relly old or your young
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      • Albane - replied 2010-12-15 18:11:42
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        Really old. Like 230 in Internet time.
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  • arrowdodger7 - replied 2010-12-15 09:29:11
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    Im best friends witha hot dog and i love it because i smoke weed every morning after i wake up.
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    • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-12-16 11:46:01
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      that makes sence
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      • arrowdodger7 - replied 2010-12-16 11:49:17
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        it really does...plus its kinda true.
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  • moelester - replied 2010-12-15 11:03:35
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    i had sex with the cookie monster and i love it because i smoke weed every morning before i get up
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  • LaMountain - replied 2010-12-15 11:06:18
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    I look like a glee club kid and I love it because my life ambition is to become a porn star
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  • Clarkie101 - replied 2010-12-15 12:40:41
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    I had sex with an Avatar and I loved it because I'm the weirdest person on earth.
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  • Jackylegs - replied 2010-12-15 14:49:22
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    I ca already make my own sentences. See?
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  • Deano10 - replied 2010-12-15 15:08:41
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    I'm scared of a hotdog and i love it because i am a slut.
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  • CrazyJay - replied 2010-12-15 15:20:10
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    I eat more than a tree and I love it because I smoke weed every morning after waking up.

    Fuck yeah.
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  • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-12-15 15:23:31
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    im obsessed with a fat cat and i love it because im the weridest person on the world
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  • HippyBoy - replied 2010-12-16 12:00:44
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    I have nightmares about Linday Lohan and i love it because i smoke weed every morning after waking up.


    1064825233 - make your own sentence.
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  • 24paperwings - replied 2010-12-16 12:45:56
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    i have nightmares about (umm this could be bad)
    justin bieber (never had a nightmare about him... then again i did just find out hes gonna have a movie based on him)
    and i love because (wait, what!?!?!? since when did i love having nightmares about justin bieber?!?!?!)
    because i just got out of the hospital and i still don't know what the hell i do. (... well i guess that would explain me having nightmares about justin bieber and liking it... maybe...)


    haha oh wait! I get it! I had caught bieber fever! Wow the wonders of modern medicine they cured me! LMAO
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  • zooboy338 - replied 2010-12-16 13:28:32
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    "I eat more than a Mexican's mustache and I love it because I am a transexual"

    Holy shit how did they know?
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  • Math - replied 2010-12-16 13:31:05
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    "I dress like a dog and I secretly like it because my life ambition is to become a pornstar!"
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  • XxDaminalsxX - replied 2011-01-04 04:39:48
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    "I eat more than a koala, and I love it because, I use Facebook (if I use the first letter of my middle name I get "because I am a slut")"

    wtf
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  • stubbornmarshal - replied 2010-12-16 15:15:05
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    I think I am justin Bieber and I love it because I smoke weed every morning after I wake up. I hate my sentence lol
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  • peace - replied 2010-12-28 18:03:33
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    I am obsessed with the cookie monster and ilove it because i am transexual
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  • gemie89 - replied 2010-12-28 18:06:38
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    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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  • ryrob23 - replied 2010-12-28 18:11:15
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    i got plastic surgery to look like a basketball and i love it because i just got out of the hospital and i dont know what the hell i should do
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  • Nightfang - replied 2011-01-04 04:18:27
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    "i think i am justin bieber and i love it because i just got out of the hospital and i still dont know what the hell i do."

    ....someone kill me PLEASE!
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  • zebidybob - replied 2011-01-04 04:42:14
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    I wrote a song about Voldermort and I hate it because I just got out of hospital and I still don't know what the hell I do!

    *points up 2 posts* could be worse
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  • Woggie - replied 2011-01-05 04:19:00
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    I had sex with a carrot and I love it because I smoke weed every morning after waking up.
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  • Pharmon - replied 2011-01-05 15:54:35
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    I had plastic surgery to look like an Avatar and I love it because I just got out of the hospital and I Still don't know what the hell I do.
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  • Barbazul - replied 2011-01-06 11:13:23
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    I think i am a hot dog and love it because i'm a transexual....oh my
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  • PwnzElite - replied 2011-01-12 10:31:56
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    i am best friends with regina george and i love it because im the weirdest person on earth
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  • Jabori - replied 2011-01-22 09:48:35
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    i wrote a song about voldermort and i love it because my life ambition is to be a porn star
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  • Sophisticated - replied 2011-03-02 14:01:37
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    I had sex with a basketball and I hate it because I just got out of the hospital and still don't know what I do.
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  • jelloinhair - replied 2012-02-11 13:56:21
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    i dress like the little mermaid and i love it because i use facebook.
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  • Bekenel - replied 2012-02-11 14:02:50
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    I had sex with the cookie monster and i love it because my life ambition is to become a porn star
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  • bufus101 - replied 2012-02-11 14:06:35
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    i wrote a song about lady gaga and i love it because i am a slut. that works out quite well
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  • exile - replied 2012-02-11 14:07:51
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    im obsessed with edward cullen and i love it because im a slut.
    creepy how true this is O_o
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  • MissRandom - replied 2012-02-11 14:39:07
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    I had plastic surgery to look like the cookie monster and I hate it because I just got out of the hospital and still don't know what I do.

    loool... cookie monster XD
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  • pandakeen - replied 2012-02-11 15:16:49
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    I am in love with a fart, and I love it because my ambition in life is to become a porn star.
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  • prophethorris - replied 2012-02-11 15:21:02
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    I'm scared of edward cullen and I love it because I'm a slut DDDD:
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  • Fail4424 - replied 2012-02-11 18:13:13
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    I'm scared of Miley Cyrus and i love it because i'm the wierdest person on the earth
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  • Xanderh - replied 2012-02-11 21:20:06
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    I dress like Jesus Christ and I love it because I'm the weirdest person on earth. Apparently everyone with a name starting with A, B, or C is the weirdest person on earth. I feel so special XD
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  • lycoming - replied 2012-06-02 23:40:21
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    "I wrote a song about Lauren Conrad and i love it because i just got out of the hospital and i still don't know what the hell I do."
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  • Candlewiccs - replied 2012-12-20 19:30:21
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    I had sex with Justin Bieber and I love it because I just got out of the hospital and I still don't know what the heck I do.


    .......

    End of the world.. come faster!
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  • Kodi93 - replied 2012-12-20 19:54:26
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    I'm scared of an avatar and I love it because I just got out of the hospital and I still don't know what the heck I do. That makes no fucking sense but I'm stuck with it
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  • serpentrepent - replied 2012-12-24 23:34:32
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    I look like a fuckin' carrot this could not be worse!
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