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MARK!

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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Mark! How ya doin’?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh, no,” says Mark. “He’s on my bowling team.”

When they are seated, a waitress asks Mark if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,”How did she know that you drink Budweiser?” “She’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.”

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Mark, and says “Heya Mark. Want your usual table dance, big boy?” Mark’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Mark follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Mark.”
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Posted: 2010-07-28 20:34:11

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    gw2250 - replied 2010-07-29 06:47:02
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    heard that one before but it makes laugh every time +3
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    GinjaNinja - replied 2010-07-29 06:48:34
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    +3 for the cab driver :P
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    xxkisamexx - replied 2010-07-29 09:29:33
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    my buddy mark he still got it lolz
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    Albane - replied 2010-07-29 09:53:35
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    Good joke.
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    destroyer124 - replied 2010-07-29 17:56:05
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    hahahahahahahahaahahaha wow XD that must have sucked
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    jhamilton61 - replied 2010-11-17 06:09:47
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    cool mark
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