Lonley Hearts Ads - What they REALLY mean
Adventurous = Slut
Atheletic = No tits
30something years = 41
Fun = Annoying
Wild = Gets pissed easily
Beautiful eyes = face like a robber's dog
Seeking Knight in Shining Armour = Ex is a nutter
New Age - Hairy with a smelly fanny
Headstrong = Argumentative
Enjoys pubbing+clubbing = Alcoholic
Curvy = Fat Cunt
Cuddly = Far cunt
Likes eating out = Greedy fat cunt
Likes nights in = Lazy fat cunt
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Hope you liked :D, and think twice about those ads
Atheletic = No tits
30something years = 41
Fun = Annoying
Wild = Gets pissed easily
Beautiful eyes = face like a robber's dog
Seeking Knight in Shining Armour = Ex is a nutter
New Age - Hairy with a smelly fanny
Headstrong = Argumentative
Enjoys pubbing+clubbing = Alcoholic
Curvy = Fat Cunt
Cuddly = Far cunt
Likes eating out = Greedy fat cunt
Likes nights in = Lazy fat cunt
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Hope you liked :D, and think twice about those ads
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Posted: 2009-06-05 16:21:17
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