Lonley Hearts Ads - What they REALLY mean

Adventurous = Slut

Atheletic = No tits

30something years = 41

Fun = Annoying

Wild = Gets pissed easily

Beautiful eyes = face like a robber's dog

Seeking Knight in Shining Armour = Ex is a nutter

New Age - Hairy with a smelly fanny

Headstrong = Argumentative

Enjoys pubbing+clubbing = Alcoholic

Curvy = Fat Cunt

Cuddly = Far cunt

Likes eating out = Greedy fat cunt

Likes nights in = Lazy fat cunt

Hope you liked :D, and think twice about those ads

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    These all describe my "X"..... no fair!

    • justjim
    • February 7, 2010, 4:45 am
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