Long- hugging uncle

...So I have a creepy uncle who on average, every time I see him, hugs me for about 3 seconds too long. (I know what you're thinking: "3 seconds is too long for a hug anyway!" Spot on.) So I'll see him on Christmas day. HOW on earth do I avoid his hugs, while hugging other relatives, OR, worst-case scenario: how do I escape from his hugs once I'm already in his grasp? *Shudder*
hugs - long- hugging uncle

  • TexBex
  • December 22, 2010, 6:11 am
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    reach your hand out for a hand shake. using it to block an incomming hug... as soon as the hand shake is done... move to someone else quickly. if its a big problem, greet everyone very late... most people dont "hug hello" after a certain amount of time.

    if he moves in for a hug anyways; shiv him.
    howtoshivsomeone - long- hugging uncle


    this may cause some awkwardness, so to make everyone at ease... just say "homey dont play that", drop the shiv, and walk away.

    hls475 - long- hugging uncle

    • c8r15
    • December 22, 2010, 8:08 am
    Well thanks but a shiving (shivving?) might put a damper on our Christmas festivities...I like the handshake idea though!
    - TexBex December 22, 2010, 9:32 am
    im sure if you do that "in living color" reference, everyone will get a good laugh out of it, and totally forget about the "incident".

    jokes aside, that (handshake block) and showing up late is a perfect way to avoid awkward "hellos"
    - c8r15 December 22, 2010, 10:10 am
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    Shift your knee and 'accidentally' catch him in the gonads :)
    All completely unintentional of course.

    • SuDoku
    • December 22, 2010, 6:22 am
    Sweet! Like it.
    - TexBex December 22, 2010, 6:29 am
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    Well everyone, it was a success. We showed up on time, and I wasn't holding hands with my bf (a defensive move my brother suggested). Creepy Uncle didn't even lean in for a hug! LOL I was like, "Whew!"

    • TexBex
    • December 27, 2010, 4:49 am
    Yes sharenator beats uncle w00t
    - peace December 28, 2010, 4:34 am
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    Damn! I was gonna say to practice being a ninja, then you could hide quickly and quietly anywhere.

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