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What would you ask for if State Farm was there? This would be mine:
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there with all the bacon I could eat in my lifetime!
What about yours?
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there with _____________________

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Posted: 2011-03-23 18:07:03

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  • drakengard85 - replied 2011-03-23 18:09:40
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    with actually affordable car insurance and the burning homes of the Westboro Church congregation.
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    • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-23 18:10:54
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      That's a good one!
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  • XxDaminalsxX - replied 2011-03-26 14:51:59
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    Like a good neighbour, State Farm is there with a Death Note so I can kill off Rebecca Black and Justine Biever.
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    • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-26 14:53:17
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      Best one I've heard! Absolutely epic!
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  • 24paperwings - replied 2011-03-23 19:13:05
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    Like a good neighbor state farm is there with a 100 million dollars and panda bear
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    • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-26 14:07:59
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      heard the panda bear one. Laughed. 100 million dollars... expeced
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  • ember - replied 2011-03-26 14:21:02
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    Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there with a flamethrower.
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    • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-26 14:22:35
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      Lol! y a flamethrower? Alexandria King?
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      • ember - replied 2011-03-26 14:40:00
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        I want a flamethrower so I don't have to walk to set things on fire. Also, who is Alexandria King? I've never met her but she sounds like an awesome person. We should create a religion to worship her and her awesomeness.
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        • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-26 14:41:12
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          Awrite! Will work on that just now!
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        • XxDaminalsxX - replied 2011-03-26 14:54:54
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          I'll make a post about it xD
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          • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-26 15:50:04
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            too late!!! I beat ya 2 it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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  • xRAYZ0Rx - replied 2011-03-26 14:42:17
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    Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there like a good neighbor.
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    • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-26 14:49:11
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      Awrite, ill take that *confused*
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  • JDLRATX - replied 2011-03-26 17:03:24
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    Like a good neighbor State Farm is there with a Watch that pauses time
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    • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-26 18:18:22
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      k...
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      • JDLRATX - replied 2011-03-26 18:53:56
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        hey you never know when you need to pause time
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        • mariofox03 - replied 2011-03-26 19:07:15
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          that's a valid point
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  • wiseman - replied 2012-11-26 13:54:44
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    like a good neighbor, state farm is there, with a million dollars, a BMW, a valid liscence, a girlfriend, and a firggin 10-nozzel flamethrower. LOOK OUT RUSSIA!
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