Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

What would you ask for if State Farm was there? This would be mine:
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there with all the bacon I could eat in my lifetime!
What about yours?
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there with _____________________

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    with actually affordable car insurance and the burning homes of the Westboro Church congregation.

    That's a good one!
    - mariofox03 March 23, 2011, 6:10 pm
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    Like a good neighbour, State Farm is there with a Death Note so I can kill off Rebecca Black and Justine Biever.

    Best one I've heard! Absolutely epic!
    - mariofox03 March 26, 2011, 2:53 pm
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  • 1

    Like a good neighbor state farm is there with a 100 million dollars and panda bear

    heard the panda bear one. Laughed. 100 million dollars... expeced
    - mariofox03 March 26, 2011, 2:07 pm
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    Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there with a flamethrower.

    • ember
    • March 26, 2011, 2:21 pm
    Lol! y a flamethrower? Alexandria King?
    - mariofox03 March 26, 2011, 2:22 pm
    I want a flamethrower so I don't have to walk to set things on fire. Also, who is Alexandria King? I've never met her but she sounds like an awesome person. We should create a religion to worship her and her awesomeness.
    - ember March 26, 2011, 2:40 pm
    Awrite! Will work on that just now!
    - mariofox03 March 26, 2011, 2:41 pm
    I'll make a post about it xD
    - XxDaminalsxX March 26, 2011, 2:54 pm
    too late!!! I beat ya 2 it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    - mariofox03 March 26, 2011, 3:50 pm
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    Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there like a good neighbor.

    Awrite, ill take that *confused*
    - mariofox03 March 26, 2011, 2:49 pm
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    Like a good neighbor State Farm is there with a Watch that pauses time

    k...
    - mariofox03 March 26, 2011, 6:18 pm
    hey you never know when you need to pause time
    - JDLRATX March 26, 2011, 6:53 pm
    that's a valid point
    - mariofox03 March 26, 2011, 7:07 pm
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    like a good neighbor, state farm is there, with a million dollars, a BMW, a valid liscence, a girlfriend, and a firggin 10-nozzel flamethrower. LOOK OUT RUSSIA!

    • wiseman
    • November 26, 2012, 1:54 pm
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