Lets start a fight! Round 1.

This is a completely not serious topic and there is no reason to fight over it... On that note, lets get some fights going:

Rule # 1: no profanity or racial slurs. (made up things don't count, use your imagination)
Example: don't call someone a fuck face, call them a fart knocker. get creative.

Rule # 2: remember the topic is ridiculous, so have fun with it. but pick a side to defend.

Rule # 3: once you have picked a side, you are on that side until you consider yourself a "convert" at which point you can not be converted back to your original side and must defend, at any cost, the opposite to your original team. or leave the post for good.

Rule # 4: you are a convert when everything the person you are arguing with makes sense to you, and you cannot argue with them any further.


TOPIC:
When replacing the toilet paper roll, are you an over or under kind of person?
( if you are neutral, then pick a side.)

over under 3 - lets start a fight! round 1.


aaaaaaaand Fight!

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    Personally I am an over(er), I think that people who replace it in the under position are products of inbreeding and sycophants. It is an obvious choice. it is just easier to reach, pull and tear.

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    I'm an under, anyone who goes over is a madman who walks a razors edge between order and society breaking down. Because there's always that one person who gets over zealous when getting TP unrolls half the damn thing, and instead of doing the civilized thing and rolling it back onto the roll they just leave it piled on the floor. Then the person who can't keep their tool straight to save their life stumbles into the stall, because they're self conscious about their aiming I'm sure, and they turn the pile into a piss soaked over sized spit ball.
    And don't even get me started on the animals that just leave the roll next to the toilet like we live an a fracking zoo. Under is the best way, you have resistance when getting it off the roll so you lower the risk of more than you want coming off, it isn't as tempting as a toy to children and cats alike because when you're done you can just roll the roll forward hiding the loose end, and it's more convenient to roll up if it's on the floor.

    Is your bathroom in a zoo? All civilized people should prefer the over. #OVERS
    - casper667 September 17, 2013, 9:29 pm
    You shall rue the day when you go to poop and your toilet paper lays on the floor in a loose heap! You overs think you're so high and mighty with your "superior" roll direction when really you're nothing but a barbaric majority. We unders are the enlightened few who have come to realize that the only civilized way to place your wipe is in a way that dispenses under the roll.
    - triclebickle September 18, 2013, 1:56 am
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    #OVER thought of the day: One time I encountered an "under" toilet paper setup in my friends house. It was so unclear as to how it worked that eventually I ended up with my dick caught in the ceiling fan. Stay safe my friends, stay #OVER.

    Oh my good man...simply pull from from the bottom downward. Remember: paper down to ass--good; dick to fan--bad! Overs are a simple lot, worry not however, we unders are here to benevolently guide you along the path of enlightenment. Remember: paper down to ass--good; dick to fan--bad!
    - ensignredshirt September 20, 2013, 12:07 am
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    Although I had paid little attention to this in the past I did suspect that I was an under (the correct roll placement by the way) and after making a much needed, and informative, trip to the ole bathroom I can confirm I am an under. The benefits of this placement are many, but I will discuss just one as I don't wish to overload those of you with limited mental capacity (overs). When sitting it is much easier to grasp when the roll is in the under position, an over placement necessitates rotating the hand at an awkward angle in order to reach the TP...Comfort is key here, you overs obviously don't know/care about this, probably all one-ply scratch-wipers, you are barely one step beyond caveman stone wipers! Join the modern world! Or don't, the rest of us are better off without you. Ahhh, forgive my outburst, you overs are to be pitied, not persecuted.

    there is a logical fallacy in your comments here, it is awkward to reach under the roll at an awkward angle. also in an under position the paper is much closer, if not uncomfortably closer to the wall that the roll holder is attached to. In many bathrooms it can be a stretch to reach and grab the TP from the roll. to move the graspable portion away from the user by 2 inches actually makes this more difficult. if one was to accept that OVER is the more optimized situation for a TP roll to be setup as. then one would have a much easier time identifying the starting point of the TP, reaching said TP, and knowing exactly how much you are going to receive before tearing. #OVER superiority.
    - decrotie2004 September 20, 2013, 8:17 am
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    #OVERS FTW

    anyone who goes under is just as idiotic as..i don't know that!
    words can not describe those who go under

    there is no logistical sense for unders and they do not deserve a place on this earth

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    Over(er) also

    • Darius
    • September 17, 2013, 2:50 pm
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    whats toilet paper where i come from we use our hands...hi five anyone?

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    Over, anyone that goes for under is an ass hat, I'm literally that much of an over(er) that I will go out of my way to change it if someone has put it under

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    Toilet paper?
    Sorry but here in France we do not have that word... Or animal or whatever it may be.

    No wonder you guys smell bad.
    - casper667 September 19, 2013, 8:28 pm
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    I am a over type of person that being said I must inform you that sadly a rouge monk has converted me to under.

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    Now let me tell you the story of my people. We under people are a proud of our toilet paper preferences, but the overs jealous of our brains and dashing good looks try to suppress our ways and enforce their own upon us.

    But I say no, rise up unders throw the shackles of toilet paper oppression off of you and say no I will put my toilet paper in that position, I will not let my toilet paper be dictated by your choices. Your barbaric ways will not influence me and I will find my own way, a new way, an under way.

    May the under be with you.

    Heathen, a true over would not be converted to an under. why should I have to reach an extra 2 inches to get my TP off the roll? why should I wonder where it starts and where it ends. with #OVER TP you can see it and there is no guessing, no extra reaching, IT COMES OFF EASY AND WHEN RIPPING YOU CAN TELL HOW MUCH YOU GET! unlike you vicious "unders"

    when I see an under in a bathroom, I question the intelligence of the persons house I live in, and I correct the error. that's right. if I see your TP in an under position I will make it an #OVER.
    - decrotie2004 September 19, 2013, 2:08 pm
    Here here brother!
    - triclebickle September 20, 2013, 3:53 am
    The power of the Over is strong in this one, and you underestimate the power of the rogue monk. But the power of the rogue monk wanes and soon I will be and Over again and abandon the barbarians that follow Under.
    - Savi99755 September 23, 2013, 10:15 am
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    I'm just happy if 'Bog Roll' is present! I'm really unconcerned whether it's over or under, in fact the only over and under that concerns me is my shotgun.

    • Math
    • September 20, 2013, 3:24 am
    No Neutrals! you are either #OVER or #UNDER. Good or Evil.
    - decrotie2004 September 20, 2013, 8:19 am
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    #OVER Thought of the day: Now, even science is on our side! Stay #OVER, my organized, over-achieving friends.
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    #OVER + #science = #PROOF
    - decrotie2004 September 20, 2013, 11:11 am
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    I just set mine on its side on the counter so,I'm obviously superior to you barbarians who rely on gravity to find the end of your rolls.

    Be GONE Neutral!
    - decrotie2004 September 24, 2013, 11:10 am
    Not neutral just a new side of this unending farce of a war. It is obvious that the side of the bog roll is superior for supporting it on a rod strung through the center.
    - serpentrepent September 25, 2013, 2:59 pm
    laying down the roll would simply allow particulates and bacteria gather that much faster on the paper. the roll is to suspend it so you are not applying these foreign substances to your posterior.
    - decrotie2004 September 26, 2013, 3:37 pm
    But that is assuming I would allow such things to gather on my counter. I quite frequently wipe down my counters, so said particulates and bacteria are not present in high enough numbers to require hanging the roll like a gravity addicted barbarian.
    - serpentrepent September 26, 2013, 4:57 pm
    I am going to assume you do not wipe beneath your bog roll everytime you use it. you may also be one of those Neanderthals that assume there is legitimacy to the 5 second rule. any contact with a surface will accumulate bacteria/ particulates immediately. and in the wash room doubly so. Even assuming you use antibacterial wipes every single time, they only clean 99.9% of germs and bacteria, doing virtually nothing for microscopic particulates on the counter and leaving it own residual leftovers. but again, I might not expect a Neanderthal to understand such complexities.
    - decrotie2004 September 27, 2013, 9:50 am
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