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  • 16

    Fuck yeah America!!1

    634011456187677175 america - king europe?!?!

    • Snoopy
    • May 14, 2010, 8:40 am
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  • 4

    A cheeseburger with bacon sir.

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    It's hard to be certain but I think it was roundabout the same time that the Nazi's also started recruiting British people en masse so these people could portray them in movies. You know, about a week after it was agreed that the most sinister enemies for Bruce Willis to fight would be Brits playing Germans. :P

    • Ruleb
    • May 17, 2010, 7:50 am
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  • 3

    because we're lazy and dont wanna take out our sleds and waste the gas lol.

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  • 3

    So you want South, Central and North America to suck you balls huh. thank goodness you posted that so now the world knows. Just a heads up, around 1/2 of our populations is guys. do you want guys sucking your balls or are you just so desperate to have your balls sucked that anyone will do. i thought your people had better standards than that. i was wrong.

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  • 3

    So you are comparing the fact that Germany almost took over Europe, twice, to the US not being able to extinguish Communism in Viet Nam? Now thats funny. Are you here all week? i want to hear more comedy from you.

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    im english and sorry to be pandantic europe never had or does have a king and also, just to say, out special forces are more elite in every way and its leftenient not lutenent. Also you have had a string of the worlds most reatrded presidents ever!!! Also all you do is sit on your fat arses and eat all yo do is eat, its not even real food!!! And the statue of liberty wasn't even made by you lazy sods the french built it.

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  • 2

    And we have Hollywood Undead

    • Ertrov
    • May 15, 2010, 10:41 am
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    lol yes we do

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    @ ubersub- some of us may sit on our fat "arses" but, we also win more olympic medals than most other countries.. so obviously we arent all fat. also, david beckham left you for us. you can call america the homewrecker of nations if you want.

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  • 2

    lets just hope that engineers from Jaguar don't do the electrical system or it might blow up on its own.

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    I've just joined the design team for this. They gave me the boring job of designing the thermal exhaust, so I made it the size of a fecking womp-rat! It's gonna sound pretty mint at full throttle!

    • Ruleb
    • May 17, 2010, 4:14 am
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    Once. Germany almost took over Europe once. In WW1 they didn't successfully annex any countries, and it only engulfed so much of Europe because of the alliances. Sure it went on a long time, the Iraq war has gone on longer, but that doesn't mean the insurgants are almost winning. Do all Amercans just think of WW1 as a carbon copy of WW2?

    • Ruleb
    • May 17, 2010, 11:47 am
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    once again fair enough. not all brits are fags and anyone who generalities like that is a full on dumb ass.
    as the old saying goes never get into an argument with an idiot, people might not know who is who.

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    lolz gf

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    u can fit germany into america 27.5 times and all of europe almost lost to them now i mean america isnt a huge country but really thats fucking pathetic and your gonna talk shit about america like wow u fags need a life
    AMERICA FTW!!!!!

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    yall so funny. let your hate out. only then can you...wait a sec ... did any one ever notice how most if not all of the officers of the Imperial Navy from Star Wars had an English accent.
    Ok England I need a representative to step up and tell the world the truth. Does England work for the Empire and if not whats up with recruiting the hell out of the English.

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    i like how Canada is never in these.

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    Canada never does anything

    • Ertrov
    • May 15, 2010, 10:55 am
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    om nom nom sir

    • Ertrov
    • May 15, 2010, 4:48 pm
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    lol

    • Ertrov
    • May 15, 2010, 4:48 pm
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  • 1

    relax man...again its supposed to be a joke. if you cant handle jokes, you shouldn't be here. so smoke some weed, relax, and just laugh....its better than being all crazy.

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    our dollar was always more then yours though so what a couple of years its gonna be over our big deal we had a longer period of time then you and what about the computer :o we invented that and the internet and the cell phone hey do you enjoy air conditioning cuase we also made that :3 and those things um um um airplanes that we made i think its was a good idea cause germany bombed the shit out of you guys and you cant even mention pearl harbor because we bombed the shit out of them right back and in world war 1 we found out about gas and the failing germany started to use it killing many of allied soldiers but then we came up with a gas mask that saved all our fucking lives and there is a shit load more we have made and if you want the link to the site i'll send it to ya

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  • 1

    well alright *hops through internet to enjoy blunt*

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  • 1

    *takes hit, passes blunt, pulls out stuffie*
    enough pregame, its time for the main event

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  • 1

    germany looks like a guys head

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  • 1

    i've been to europe, asia, russia, mexico and south america and i like america becasue here in montana i wake up to the clean mopuntain air and the peacfulness of nature now that's what i call the american dream

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  • 1

    we are the cave men of the world and its workin out for us as far as people fucking with us goes.

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    That's what I told my supervisor! He overruled me and said to cover it, so to save weight and maintain the overall aesthetic I used a sheet of 5mm perspex. He never checks anyway.

    • Ruleb
    • May 17, 2010, 4:41 am
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    ahaha very funny shot the crown off his head\

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    can you tell me about the day when the Empire first came to England to recruit for the Imperial Navy?

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  • 1

    hahahahahahhaha

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  • 1

    fair enough but it is a bad joke. You comparison is like comparing herpes to Super Aids Cancer. Both are incurable but one is much worse than the other.
    Also when you say "you fags" that makes it sound like you are talking to the entire US. if that's the case please let me know. if you are trying to call one person a fag, say his name so that there is no miss communications.

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    I'll get on it tomorrow. Then I can put the perspex back on my coffee table. Already dropped 3 mugs through it.

    • Ruleb
    • May 17, 2010, 12:23 pm
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    lmao

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    all hail Cesar, he was king of Europe. But hey if you need more history of your part of the world let me know.

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    hahahahaahahah

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  • 0

    calm down. the only reason why people do this is to mke fun of people like you

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  • 0

    Good Day Sir
    I'll be the Englishman to step up and take this on.

    • Math
    • May 17, 2010, 3:42 am
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    No it was a quick dig at Joey's shite logic mate!

    • Math
    • May 17, 2010, 11:13 am
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    Just scroll up the page a short way and you'll see I copied it word for word mate. The only things I changed are in the ""s.

    • Math
    • May 17, 2010, 11:50 am
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  • -1

    I thought is was to make fun of how all america really has is brute force, rather than sophistication or intellegence compared to other nations? Exaggerated of course, yet amusing.

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  • -1

    Except for inventing insulin, the telephone, the rictor scale, Hockey, fighting in both world wars, sending troops to Afghanistan (Which we shouldn't be doing) Winning more gold medals than any hosting country last winter olympics, Providing bands such as the guess who, BTO, April Wine and some other classic rock bands and providing everyone in our coutnry with healthcare (this is where America should be paying attention!) Amoung other things...Also, our dollar is worth more than yours right now.

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  • -1

    Yeah, I think they're working on a new death star right now...once that thing's armed and operational, we're all fucked.

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  • -1

    America didn't invent the internet, Europe did. But I never said America hasn't done alot, I was just refuting the claim that Canada doesn't do anything. By the way, when the hell did Germany ever bomb Canada?

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  • -1

    I'm fully aware it was a joke, I was just listing stuff for the hell of it...I'm the last person you need to tell to smoke weed by the way *starts rolling a blunt*

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    *takes a hit, passes blunt*

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    EDIT of joey3636's post.

    u can fit "Vietnam" into "america" "29.6" times and all of "america" lost to them now i mean "Vietnam" isnt a huge country but really thats fucking pathetic and your gonna talk shit about america like wow u fags need a life

    AMERICA FAIL!!!!!

    • Math
    • May 17, 2010, 3:29 am
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    Oh shit. It'll be impossible to shoot a proton torpedo through that and cause a chain reaction destroying the entire station, the hole's too small!

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  • -1

    You could have just built a super long trench, with a bunch of turrets guarding it. I'm sure that'd be an effective form of defense.

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  • -2

    england rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • -2

    just because i won

    • BEASTY
    • July 24, 2010, 10:46 am
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  • -3

    America sucks my balls

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  • -6

    but sir your making so much sound as air is escaping from your folds of skin and... do i see a cheeseburger in-between those folds?

    • BEASTY
    • May 15, 2010, 5:11 am
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