Jokes

Guy: God, how long is a million years to you?
God: A minute.
Guy: How much is a million dollars to you?
God: A penny.
Guy: Can I have a penny?
God: In a minute.
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I always find a good wank is spoilt when i am watching a woman masturbate on Pornhub and then a man arrives with his cock out and joins in.

"Fuck off Dad and watch your own porn!" I said.
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Just saw a Facebook group: "Hi, I'm a bra. I touch your girlfriend's boobs every day... Jealous yet? ;D"

Joke's on them, my girlfriend doesn't need a bra yet.
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News: Men masturbate on average once a day.

Ah good, so I wasn't the only one to lie on the survey.
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The wife just gave me a massive bollocking for throwing a snowball at our son.

To top it off, I've been banned from the maternity ward.

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  • 1

    The first and last ones were the best XD

    • SuDoku
    • December 18, 2010, 11:03 am
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  • 1

    love the second one

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  • 1

    i must have a son now just for that lol

    • Jabori
    • December 18, 2010, 12:56 pm
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