Jokes #3

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Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants" for key words

We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?

Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.

Luke... Help me remove these pants.

Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one... Your sister!

Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

Short pants is better than no pants at all.

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Posted: 2009-10-25 17:23:20
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Kradon666
Kradon666
Rank: #46
WOW..... Those were hilarious!!!! +3 again!!!
Posted: 2009-10-26 16:48:08 Report Reply
matt1584
matt1584
Rank: #81
lol thanks...again :)
Posted: 2009-10-27 08:10:40 Report Reply
Armork66
Armork66
Rank: #108
OMG--this made me laugh out loud for real
My fav is the 3rd one--hilarious +3
Posted: 2009-10-27 08:34:42 Report Reply
Kradon666
Kradon666
Rank: #46
I like the 4th one!!!
Posted: 2009-10-27 08:46:49 Report Reply
Dannyl
Dannyl
Rank: #4
lol 'i find your lack of pants disturbing'
Posted: 2009-11-24 05:08:24 Report Reply

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