Joke about Chinese Detective
A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective… The cheapest one he could find.This is his report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.
No fee,
Cheng Lee
Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.
No fee,
Cheng Lee
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Posted: 2010-06-03 19:58:45
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