Joke - Mate short on cash

My mate has been a little short of cash recently, and I knew I could help him out and have a little fun at the same time.

I proposed that I give him money for some 'quality time' with his girlfriend, he already knew I fancied her quite a bit.

He wasn't having any of it, until I mentioned my offering rate was £500 an hour. He grudgingly accepted, and after finally convincing his missus, I was ready to go.

I warmed myself up before we even began, she lay down on my bed, I came on her face within 4 seconds, walked up to my mate and gave him his 56 pence.

I've never seen someone react so badly to 'You do the math...'

  • Dannyl
  • January 8, 2010, 1:50 am
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    Haha, great one. I can't stop laughing.

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    that is great

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    LOL !!!

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    win win WIN

    • dongman
    • January 14, 2010, 11:31 am
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    win and disgusting

    • peace
    • January 14, 2010, 2:22 pm
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    no matter how hard he tries he will never have a win bigger than that lmfao

    • Jabori
    • September 20, 2010, 12:22 pm
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