Jewish Sex

No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm… Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: ‘Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm’.

They go home and follow the Rabbi’s advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.

‘Okay,’ he says to the husband, ‘Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.’ Once again, they follow the Rabbi’s advice. They go home and hire the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, ‘See that, you schmuck? THAT’S how you wave a towel!!

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  • 6

    PAHAHAAAAHHHAAAA!!!! love it :)

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  • 3

    Hahahahahaaaaa that was the best sex joke ever

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  • 2

    lmfao xd ur crazy +3 4 u

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  • 2

    thx ^^

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  • 2

    rank 30 =o

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  • 2

    lol thx ur always noticing that
    but u might want to look again?

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  • 2

    i also noticed u just hit 29 lozl gratz

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  • 2

    yup, thx

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  • 2

    HA HA... jews

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  • 2

    Great joke! Too bad my wife called me racist last night for saying while fighting a boss, "I got Jewed!"

    • Albane
    • July 16, 2010, 8:24 am
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  • 1

    what's the difference between a hooker a nympho and a housewife the hooker says 'are you done yet are you done yet' the nympho 'says what done so soon' and the housewife lays there thinking about what color to pain the ceiling.

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  • 1

    hahaha nice 1, I'v never heard that 1 be4

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  • 1

    now THAT'S funny

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  • 1

    WIN + 3

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  • 1

    lol stupid schmuck

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