It Just Doesn’t Pay To Piss Off A Woman.....

It Just Doesn’t Pay To Piss Off A Woman How True!
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background
music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow end of the all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned, air fresheners were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/14th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.
She agreed, and, within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home……..
including the curtain rods.
I love a happy ending, don’t you?

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  • 5

    Someone just got and will again get owned! =D

    • dogggy
    • June 3, 2010, 3:19 pm
  • 3

    for that, this woman has earned my total respect

  • 3

    The ingenuity, the creativity, the evilness....she is my hero now

  • 2

    +3 for showing how nice we can be if you piss us off
    yes, i said *nice* because what i would have done is much, muuch worse :)

    thx for bumping this, yeah I could imagine.
    - thekitkatkid January 7, 2011, 11:16 am
    bumping this?
    i wasn't trying to bump anything XD
    i just saw this and decided to comment XD
    - Icelandgirly January 7, 2011, 11:28 am
    haha ok well thx anyway
    - thekitkatkid January 7, 2011, 12:04 pm
    np :)
    - Icelandgirly January 7, 2011, 12:06 pm
  • 1

    That's why you just don't mess with us :)

    All that time in the kitchen on our own has allowed us to learn how to scheme ;)

    • SuDoku
    • June 30, 2010, 5:50 am
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    • mofosho
    • December 5, 2010, 12:29 pm
  • 1

    I did a very similar thing to my friend for a laugh

  • 1

    hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

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