I's an Ork playa, We spshulize in Dakka 'n Krumpin (Dats shootin' and hittin' for u hummies.) We love fightin' and drinkin' and all roun' partyin'. We's Ork are superier to you hummies cause we bigger greenier and made from fungus. When one of Da Boyz getz got he relesis spores everywhere and from those spores grows new boyz. That means if an Ork getz on ur planit, you'll never get us off, hur hur hur. Any ways R leadas are known as Warbosses, Big Meks, and Wierdboyz and they lead us on WAAAAAAAAAAAGHs. WAAAAAAAAGHS are calls to war against pretty much anythin' in da way.
Warbosses are the biggest and meanest Orks around. they have speshul weapons like Big Shootas, Power Klaws and they can also have armur. they might slap old tank plates onto their clothing or they might force a mek to build them a suit of Mega Armur, which makes um masta krumpas. The Boyz who follow them around do it cause they know the Warboss will bring into big ol' scraps.
Ork Warboss

Big Meks are some of da smartest, and cleva'est Orks there is. They speshulize in makkin big ol' Wagons to hall da Boyz around the field, they also make bikes for the boyz to zip aroun' in. The greatest thing they make though is the deff-dreads and the the smalla ones called killa-kans.They love loud vehikles that put out lots of exhaust fumes. They also R really good at makin killy stuff like shootas and power Klaws. the biggest Shoota they make though is the shokk attakk Gun, It rips a small little hole in reality and then they throw stuff like gretchin, (smalla group of orks about the size of a small hummie kids) and squiggs( squiggs are beasts that come in all shapes and sizes, Da orks use squiggs for everythin from using squigg oil for fuel, eatin um and usin 'em in fights.) Once Da Ammo goes into da hole da Mek points da Gunn at the enemy and opens a hole inside em and deposits the ammo in em.
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Den there is the Wierdboyz, Da Wierdboyz are the shamans of da Orks. They use the psychic energy generated by angry Orks to blast enemies and otha Orks ta bits. They are mastas of whippin' orks into the angriest state possible so they can use all that Energy.
72534 md Orks Warhammer 40 000 Wierdboy

There is many types of Ork Boy and if you wanna find out about um show me by givin' me points. Hur Hur Hur Hur.
(Da Orks ideas belong to games workshop)

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    I use to have a whole Ork Army..
    One day i got bored and burnt them all... turns out that was alot more fun that play warhammer ;) haha

    You monsta, why would you burn ya boyz? you coulda sold dem for lotsa Teef!
    - serpentrepent February 5, 2013, 12:42 pm
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    what did i just read? haha

    You read about the Orks the most prolific and destructive race of the Warhammer 40k universe.
    - serpentrepent February 11, 2013, 8:51 am
    very destructive to brain cells as well... oh dear, i have a headache now...
    - MIKYTEY February 11, 2013, 8:53 am
    That's Orks for ya. Big, green, and dumb. They also cause massive headaches to most humans who try to understand them.
    - serpentrepent February 11, 2013, 11:01 am
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    I see your ork army

    orcamrny - infomasion on da waaaaaaaaaaaagh

    and raise you an army of the dead

    army of dead

    it's your move

    I see your army of undead

    and raise you an Ork gargant which usually stands at 400 ft tall

    - serpentrepent February 11, 2013, 1:24 pm
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    I see your Ork gargant

    ork - infomasion on da waaaaaaaaaaaagh

    and raise you one oversize undead marshmallow ghost

    marshmelllow man

    I see your stay puff marshmallow man

    and see you Bill Murray

    - serpentrepent February 11, 2013, 5:24 pm
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    I see your Bill Murray

    bill - infomasion on da waaaaaaaaaaaagh

    and raise you the gopher off of Caddyshack

    gopher - infomasion on da waaaaaaaaaaaagh

    I see you gopher from Caddy Shack.

    and I raise you animal shaped C4.

    - serpentrepent February 12, 2013, 9:13 am
    No! My gopher!!!

    Hey now stop that!

    What did he ever do to you

    Don't you do I swear, don't you goddamn do it

    I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you your screwed cause he's already dead. But what I do know is that I have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. You say sorry right now, and that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

    Oh.......haha.....never mind
    - Savi99755 February 12, 2013, 10:23 am
    - serpentrepent February 12, 2013, 11:05 am
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    Friends :)
    friend - infomasion on da waaaaaaaaaaaagh

    whoo frienship
    - serpentrepent February 12, 2013, 11:43 am
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