Why don't we just hire a sperm whale and ask them to fix it ? Times are tough for everyone and I am sure that there is a sperm whale that is willing to hold his breath a little longer while he "plugs" that hole. We feed him some cement to help get him to the bottom faster and then also fill the hole when he ejaculates into the pipe. Bam , problem solved. "You're welcome BP "

Good example of why they won't just fill in the hole and stop the oil from getting out. Imagine how long it will take to dig another hole that deep.

Why not try push a human out of submersible while on the Marianas Trench? May we could use a convict "On a death row" to try if human will be able to handle the pressure. Hmmmmm......

If mount Everest is the 3000ft higher than the 'death zone' how did the first people get up there without dying?

at first i was like
why is he talking about how long it took to boil a egg but i figured it out as i went down

holy crap too much info