InSaNiTy

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. On all your cheque stubs, write 'For Marijuana'.
3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing along at the Opera.
6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

  • Foghol
  • March 24, 2010, 4:30 pm
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    I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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    3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
    This is a very good habit to have and fun too. I do it all the time if I'm with one of my fun friends we skip together singing the wizerd of oz. In a bissy area of town.

    • ember
    • March 25, 2010, 7:20 am
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    I always do #4. I'll go into a restaurant and order things like a cheeseburger without the meat, 1 one time i actually got just condiments on two buns lol

    • Foghol
    • March 25, 2010, 10:55 am
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    I will do six when i'm older

    • peace
    • March 25, 2010, 3:13 pm
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    how old are you?

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    Hey Zink, make sure you can spell in your own posts correctly before you correct someone else's.

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    grammar nazi

    • Foghol
    • March 26, 2010, 10:49 am
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    10

    • peace
    • March 26, 2010, 3:31 pm
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    lmaooo hilarious :') +3

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    Touche

    • Zink
    • May 3, 2010, 6:16 pm
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    I'll definitely have to try #4

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WIN!

    • LDDR
    • May 13, 2010, 8:37 pm
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    I am a pratical joker. I can't wait to do #8 =D

    • dogggy
    • May 14, 2010, 12:58 am
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    haha what about smoking a cigarette whilst holding a leaking gas can

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    you can ask for it withput meat, its not completely uncommon. and dont type LiKe ThIs

    • Zink
    • March 25, 2010, 4:05 pm
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