I'm a Critic in Music (New edit)

I have always knew that I was a critic. So i issue a challenge. U post your favorite song on this post and I will rate it on a scale of 1 to 10. I WILL have decimals if needed. The song with the highest rank gets 99% on my next post (I actually haven't given anything out in a while just FYI). So, good luck!

November 1, 2011: I made this post out four months ago and because my dad broke my laptop, I wasn't able to finish. I can't do it at school either because they blocked youtube. I will make a new update later on when I get a new laptop and will let you know when I will judge these entries. In the meantime, you can still post songs while I wait for a new one.

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    trollface - i'm a critic in music (new edit)

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    Hey Jude by the Beatles

    • Ertrov
    • July 17, 2011, 6:52 am
    Nice song. I'll give it an 8.5
    - mariofox03 July 21, 2011, 2:32 am
    And marked down why? This song has feeling, emotion, and most importantly love. The Beatles are awesome and anyone who says different was raised by terrible parents that hate all that is good and pure.
    - gemie89 July 21, 2011, 6:57 pm
    every time i hear this song i have a desire to take out a lighter and wave it in the air.
    - 24paperwings July 23, 2011, 6:47 am
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    Just rating a song does not make you a critic AT ALL. You need to give justified reasons and explain them in great detail. If that was the case then lots of guys would be critics because they rate girls. In otherwords, no you are not a critic.

    Don't downrate the guy for voicing an opinion guys...
    - DarkicoN13 July 17, 2011, 1:00 pm
    You speak the truth and you speak it well. You my friend are awesome.
    - gemie89 July 21, 2011, 6:55 pm
    Why thank you good sir.
    - DarkHunter July 22, 2011, 11:19 am
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    best song in the history of ever

    John Williams ftw.
    - Ertrov July 21, 2011, 10:08 am
    7.25 nuff said
    - mariofox03 July 21, 2011, 3:41 pm
    - imfrikknbad July 22, 2011, 1:33 pm
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    But this is based on your opinion, we could have entirely different music tastes...

    • SuDoku
    • July 17, 2011, 1:28 am
    I like all music equally.
    - mariofox03 July 17, 2011, 1:32 am
    Fine. I got 2.

    - SuDoku July 17, 2011, 1:36 am
    The first one I would rate a 6.75
    The second would be a 7.75
    Well Done.
    - mariofox03 July 17, 2011, 2:07 am
    if you liked all music equally then that would mean all your ratings would be the same leaving the ratings useless ;)
    - BadassSquirrel July 17, 2011, 12:30 pm
    Haha I was JUST about to say that, +1
    - DarkHunter July 17, 2011, 12:53 pm
    LOL. nice catch. I meant i like all types of music. There fixed.
    - mariofox03 July 21, 2011, 2:50 am
    Well obviously you are comparing them to something. It is impossible to stay purely bias free. If you were to judge music you can't say all music because something great by your standards isn't everyone's. I could have posted music that are great compositions from Bach, Beethoven, or Mozart, and you're telling me you would have judged them fairly? I call bullshit. No offence to you but not matter how fair you try to keep it.Bullshit.
    - gemie89 July 21, 2011, 6:49 pm
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    one of the greatest song in the world so i expect very high markings. i'll explain why i think this should be after you rate and comment.

    this second song has a completely different feel to it but has all the makings of a great song. it also has very high expectations from me and should be rated very highly

    Did you really post a Holywood Undead song expecting a high rating? Wow....
    - Ertrov July 17, 2011, 7:46 am
    I'll agree with ertov, Hollywood undead? Seriously?
    - miketehpope July 17, 2011, 7:59 am
    you guys need to learn to listen to the song and not judge it based off the artist personally i love the band and many of their songs but this one is by far their best one. you may not enjoy the style but i do. this song is great mainly because i can picture a story as it plays. they are a great and this is my all time favorite song. so basically

    - 24paperwings July 17, 2011, 9:03 am
    I'll give three reasons why they're music sucks. (there are more but I'm feeling nice)
    1. They can't sing without autotune. I've heard they're live performance before, it's murder on the ears.
    2. The music is the same unoriginal crap lyrics and rhythms that have been done over and over.
    3. White guys can't rap. And I'm white, so I know we can't rap.
    - Ertrov July 17, 2011, 6:08 pm
    I beg to differ on the 3rd reason.
    - Jjbigscreeners July 17, 2011, 6:10 pm
    Ok then, here's a different 3: rap is not real music.
    - Ertrov July 17, 2011, 6:12 pm
    I disagree with that as well. Music is music. Every genre has it's pros and cons.
    - Jjbigscreeners July 17, 2011, 6:15 pm
    Alright, fine, replace "real" with "quality". That's as far as I'll go.
    - Ertrov July 17, 2011, 6:21 pm
    Lol. The mainstream media has done its damage to music. But trust me, there's plenty of great music no matter what genre. And yes, that includes rap. =]
    - Jjbigscreeners July 17, 2011, 6:25 pm
    I'll believe it when I hear it.
    - Ertrov July 17, 2011, 7:11 pm
    thats not as bad as this guy who posted a star wars video game as one of the most epic battles of all time.
    - johnecash July 17, 2011, 7:17 pm
    please don't speak for all whites. you have not even met us all yet. to speak on behalf of some one you have never met is foolish.
    - johnecash July 17, 2011, 7:18 pm
    last i checked it was music. just because you can not hear the music does not mean its not music.
    - johnecash July 17, 2011, 7:19 pm
    they can and have. I've listened to the live performance videos and they were great and though i have not been able to see them live i have heard accounts of it all telling me they were great.
    they don't even come close to using the same beats over and over so clearly you've only heard like three of their songs tops. not only that but they have a great variety in their song types ranging from hard metal rap to this to a couple very deep emotional songs. never judge a band based on just two or three songs because not every song may suit what you listen to regularly. nearly every band has at least one or two songs that are enjoyable if not good or even great songs you can like.
    white guys can't rap? this has to be a joke. the reason that this is even said is because of the stereotypical racial roles that are set by society. any person can rap as long as they put a shit load of effort into it. i do admit it normal doesn't look to impressive when a white guy raps but that can be said for many black people as well. the reason for this stereotype is because not many white rappers have "made it". this argument could be made for black men not being swimmers but you don't hear people go i can't swim im black. no they shut up and do it because they aren''t retarded a learn to.
    now as for rap not being music. unfortunately for you this is not true. right now rap is at it's low point and is now switching to a dance pop thing. this happened to rock as well. many people say that rock was best in the beginning with the original artists such as the beetles metalica and acdc. well the same can be said for rap. ice cube tupac and notorious big. these were some of the leaders of the rap game and are highly regarded in the field as the best of the best. this is what you have to listen to to understand raps core. not this crap that only talked about getting laid and partying. listen to the stuff that told a story. listen to what they have to say about life and it's lessons. they are the original and they were the best.
    - 24paperwings July 17, 2011, 7:48 pm
    Youtube Lupe Fiasco - Words I Never Said
    - Jjbigscreeners July 17, 2011, 7:55 pm
    lovely song.. I like the second one!! is nice :D
    - vaneS July 17, 2011, 9:07 pm
    I'll give it a shot
    - Ertrov July 18, 2011, 1:55 pm
    I have actually listened to all three of their albums, so I know what I'm talking about. Most of the songs are just about sex and drinking, and the 'serious' ones are laughably over the top "emo". And no, they are not original, this has all been done before.
    - Ertrov July 18, 2011, 1:57 pm
    If you have a problem with Star Wars, then we have even more to fight about than I thought.
    - Ertrov July 18, 2011, 1:58 pm
    You would really have a more enjoyable life without that pole up your ass.
    - Ertrov July 18, 2011, 1:59 pm
    star wars the original is way better than any game or book about star wars. i have read them all, played them all, enjoyed them all. nothing even comes close to the original, the trail blazer. the rest, ok, but not the original.
    - johnecash July 18, 2011, 7:22 pm
    As much as I despise your childish antics, young one, I'm not going to get dragged into this. So prattle on if you must, but you'll be doing it alone.
    - johnecash July 18, 2011, 7:23 pm
    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I suppose I should thank you.
    - Ertrov July 18, 2011, 9:08 pm
    Trust me, I'm sure I've read/played/watched far more Star Wars than you. And of course the original is best, nobody would say otherwise, but that in no way means the rest of the SW universe is amazing too.
    - Ertrov July 18, 2011, 9:09 pm
    I suggest Macklemore or Fresh Espresso : )
    - Logos385 July 18, 2011, 10:28 pm
    I love it, all i have to do to get you to agree with anything is get you to agree with yourself. No one loves you as much as you love you huh. I love how quickly you stop trying to defend your point of view and instead worry about my ass. Now that you have mentioned my ass i wonder how often you think about my ass. Do you have a yearning to put a poll up people's ass? its ok if your gay but please keep your homosexual dreams about other men to yourself.
    - johnecash July 19, 2011, 11:06 am
    Son I have forgotten more about star wars than you will ever know. you are the one who mentioned a game and not the movie as one of the best fights of all time. you have every right to your wrong opinion, but i know there best star wars has to offer is in the original, not a game. you so far have mentioned a game, and said nothing about the original. if all you know about star wars is what you have played in a game, i understand your point of view. you should watch the movies some time 1-3 are ok, have more plot holes than your logic, but 4-6 are the bomb. watch them and learn some time. you might enjoy them. and remember young one, knowing is half the battle.
    - johnecash July 19, 2011, 11:10 am
    Well, you got me. I have fantasies about you every night, my love. Run away with me.
    - Ertrov July 19, 2011, 3:49 pm
    Ok, I know you're trying to make me angry, but this time, you did it. If there's one thing I know, it's Star Wars. I can quote every line from Empire Strikes Back, I've read the complete encyclopedia cover to cover (to cover to cover to cover to cover since there are 3 volumes), I own and have read the vast majority of the novels (and since I'm assuming you've never read one, that's a lot) I have a collection of over 1000 action figures, some autographs, a ton of other memorabilia, I've seen George Lucas in person, as well as Mark Hammil and Carrie Fisher, met Peter Mayhew, played KotOR more times than I can count, and even joined the Jedi Church for shits and giggles.

    So if you're going to criticize me, I suggest you do not try to use Star Wars, you kark-eating nerfherder. E chu ta.
    - Ertrov July 19, 2011, 3:55 pm
    Hey, haven't seen you in a while :)
    - Ertrov July 19, 2011, 4:01 pm
    you know all that but still don't know that no game is ever better than the movies. your witness.
    - johnecash July 19, 2011, 6:53 pm
    sorry but not gay, but i am proud that you openly accept what you are.
    - johnecash July 19, 2011, 6:56 pm
    Of course the original trilogy is better than the games, you dolt! Everyone knows that!
    - Ertrov July 19, 2011, 8:49 pm
    Yep, I'm actually going to a gay pride parade, after which I'll sodomise some men while I imagine they're you.

    Wait, do you actually think I'm serious? Oh this is just too good.
    - Ertrov July 19, 2011, 8:51 pm
    you think you are joking? don't lie to yourself and embrace your inner queer. its who and what you are.
    - johnecash July 20, 2011, 6:11 am
    looks like you don't know it. you think a game fight is the most epic battle ever, not the movie. very sad.
    - johnecash July 20, 2011, 6:12 am
    I think the problem hereis you seem to think the point of the movies were the battles. The reason the original trilogy was great was because of it's story. Yeah the battles weren't as good, but that's not the point. Look, clearly you don't understand the point of Star Wars.
    - Ertrov July 20, 2011, 11:52 am
    Whatever helps you sleep at night, Johnny boy.
    - Ertrov July 20, 2011, 11:53 am
    i sleep very well. yet again you try and avoid the question at hand. i am very proud of the gays like yourself who are willing to come out. all i ask is don't hit on me. you are barking up the wrong tree there gay boy.
    - johnecash July 20, 2011, 12:28 pm
    yet you mention a game and not the movie. see how your actions do go along with what you say... tisk tisk tisk. you know star wars so well, yet you don't mention the movie as the best fight ever. its almost like you have never seen the movies before and only played the games. what a waist.
    - johnecash July 20, 2011, 12:29 pm
    - Ertrov July 20, 2011, 2:04 pm
    So you have a problem with gays then? Add homophobic to the list of your annoying traits.
    - Ertrov July 20, 2011, 2:06 pm
    If the movies where focused on the story, then why would they posses the most epic battle? Also some of the video games are pretty epic.
    - Turtlestlker July 20, 2011, 2:09 pm
    ...and I thought I was the only Trading Yesterday fan on here. Hello, fellow fan!
    - mostafagalal July 20, 2011, 4:24 pm
    no i have no problem with you or the gays let alone gay you. but thats what you do, assume without asking, and think the movies are not the best.
    - johnecash July 20, 2011, 6:30 pm
    Well, you win. I can't argue with illogic.
    - Ertrov July 20, 2011, 7:32 pm
    1: Very Nice song. I give it a 9.5
    2: It was good. Lacked Power. 8.75
    - mariofox03 July 21, 2011, 2:37 am
    you can't argue at all. so well done i win. best choice you made in a while gay boy.
    - johnecash July 21, 2011, 7:10 am
    Did you seriously give a Hollywood Undead song a higher rating than "Hey Jude"? Sorry, but this pretty much renders your ability to critique music invalid. Honestly, have you even studied music theory?
    - Ertrov July 21, 2011, 10:05 am
    I'm guessing he hasn't and I will also deem judging music as a whole impossible. Mainly because you cannot keep an unbiased mind you would 1) need something to compare it to and 2)need actual requirements for a 'good song'.

    (in my other comment I called bullshit on this whole thing.)
    - gemie89 July 21, 2011, 6:54 pm
    Yeah this is pretty bogus.
    - Ertrov July 21, 2011, 7:09 pm
    agreed on the 9.5 but i think the second song is more of a music based power rather than lyrically. the song about half way through the music picks up and becomes incredibly powerful which adds an enormous amount to the song. i like the rating i just think you need to explain the reasoning.
    - 24paperwings July 23, 2011, 6:39 am
    Hello! actually this is the first song i've ever heard by them. it pretty much instantly got into my top ten list of songs. anyways since im new ti their music want to make any recommendations?
    - 24paperwings July 23, 2011, 6:49 am
    yea i think that musically speaking (not personally because young is still my all time favorite song) hey jude is the superior of the two. based on tastes though i can see how he would rank it lower than young. He let personal tastes get in the way instead of looking at it objectively. though young is much better than you make it out to be :P personally if i were looking at this it would be close but i think young would have a slight advantage from me because im a bit bias towards that song lol.
    - 24paperwings July 23, 2011, 6:53 am
    one of my favorites :D
    - 24paperwings July 23, 2011, 6:54 am
    Oh, for sure. They've made one album only, so you might as well download the whole thing (or listen to it on YouTube; they've uploaded it there themselves). The album's called "More Than This", and here are the song recommendations:

    - Revolution
    - She is the Sunlight
    - Under My Skin
    - May I
    - Love Song Requiem
    - For You Only
    - World on Fire
    - Shattered


    BTW, they changed their name to Age of Information after releasing this album. You'll find it all on the channel. Enjoy!
    - mostafagalal July 23, 2011, 7:03 am
    awww thats sucks trading yesterday was a way better name for the band anyways i'll take a look at the songs :D i hope they're all just as good as shattered was!
    - 24paperwings July 23, 2011, 7:08 am
    Love Song Requiem is certainly on the same par, you'll enjoy that one the most. The others are great, but not on the same level. Anyways, enjoy! Oh, and don't forget to keep me posted! :D
    - mostafagalal July 23, 2011, 9:06 am
    Kids these days.
    - Ertrov July 23, 2011, 1:54 pm
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    Easily 10 out of 10.
    - Ertrov July 17, 2011, 6:11 pm
    Ya. Lot's of problem with the song. screw your 10/10 rating ertov. This song gets a 3 hands down.
    - mariofox03 July 21, 2011, 2:42 am
    Like what? Do you have a problem with my accent?
    - zebidybob July 21, 2011, 9:57 am
    Sarcasm, genius.
    - Ertrov July 21, 2011, 10:06 am
    - mariofox03 July 21, 2011, 3:34 pm
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    Also, who isn't a critic? Not hard to criticize and judge things.

    Both songs are kinda the same, so im gonna give them the same rating. That is an 8.75
    - mariofox03 July 21, 2011, 2:48 am
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    I'mma do another. Think carefully when you rate this.

    • SuDoku
    • July 17, 2011, 12:30 pm
    100 out of 10 points!
    - Curuba July 17, 2011, 12:58 pm
    I love that song. it earns a 9.75!
    - mariofox03 July 21, 2011, 2:52 am
    Can I give a "Flawless Victory" rating?
    - imfrikknbad July 22, 2011, 1:31 pm
    No offence, but I call bull on this whole thing. You sir, are talking out of your ass.
    - Ertrov July 22, 2011, 8:17 pm
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    One of these two:

    1: It was an ok song, i give it a 7.75
    2. Honestly, his music is alright. It's him that sucks! I give it a 6.
    - mariofox03 July 21, 2011, 3:38 pm
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    Not as good as The Devil went Down to Georgia, but he kept it going for 8 freakin minutes. ill give it an 8
    - mariofox03 July 21, 2011, 2:55 am
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    I've got to agree with the first comment, unless you fancy letting us in on your subjective thought process?

    Anyway not overly fazed so here's mine:

    • Macky
    • July 17, 2011, 2:51 am
    I liked the drawings! The song was pretty good too. it gets an 8
    - mariofox03 July 21, 2011, 3:44 pm
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    I got two as well.
    (BTW for best results listen in HD and crank the bass to max)

    Pretty long songs, but worth it. numba 1 earns a 7.5 and numba 2 earns a 7.75
    - mariofox03 July 21, 2011, 3:47 pm
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    I would love to post different songs but I dont think that they are your kind of music and some of them are german :) :D So here are 2 songs you might like.

    • Curuba
    • July 17, 2011, 8:18 am
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    Lamb of God FTW
    - imfrikknbad July 22, 2011, 1:39 pm
    Damn straight.
    - Turtlestlker July 22, 2011, 2:47 pm
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    • Keron
    • July 17, 2011, 10:17 am
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    such a good song! by far my favorite!!!!!


    Her voice was obviously remixed and even then, it still doesnt sound that good. It's rated a 5.25
    - mariofox03 July 21, 2011, 3:50 pm
    5.25?! you must be crazy, I'd say a 2 at the HIGHEST
    - imfrikknbad July 22, 2011, 1:40 pm
    Your right! actually gets a 1.5
    - mariofox03 July 25, 2011, 3:19 pm
    - imfrikknbad July 25, 2011, 3:26 pm
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    Damn awesome instrumental

    • Disco
    • July 17, 2011, 11:56 am
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    Well let's just try something a little different....

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    • Legacy
    • July 17, 2011, 6:58 pm
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    Nothing can describe how epic this song by MUSE is

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    Really, listen to the whole thing. I give you my word it's worth it.

    Just for the sake of disseminating awesomeness : ).

    25 and a half minutes of my life wasted before my eyes. But they could play for that long and for that, we thank you! I give it an 8.5
    - mariofox03 July 21, 2011, 3:40 pm
    I see someone's a Tosh viewer. And like I said, could care less about the rating. I just want people listening to Sufjan's brilliance : ).
    - Logos385 July 22, 2011, 7:54 pm
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    i'll give you a few as i can't really choose which one i think's the best

    in case you haven't guessed, i absolutely love Nightwish

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    nor cal reppin bruh

    The anthem


    dre & 40 water



    somethin to help you out with all the words you didnt know ;)

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    Tell me what you think of rise against.

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