If every excuse turned out to be true
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Posted: 2011-04-03 12:57:31
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I only understood about half of them too. Guess I'm just not witty enough :(
The playboy one is for people that say i only buy them for the articles, #15 is when women don't want to have sex they say they're on their period and the calendar says they're menstruating the whole month cuz women always say they're on their period. The farting couch one is because when people sit down and fart they blame it on the couch they're like " Oh my god Todd it was the couch." The Ferris Bueller one he just said he was dying or something so he wouldn't have to go to school. The last one when guys come home from a strip club they're always covered in glitter and it's showing like he made her an i love you card with glitter. I would tell you the rest but i'm getting tired of typing :D




















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