I wanna play a little game...

aaaassssssss - i wanna play a little game...

  • Mozart
  • August 2, 2010, 11:32 am
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    osamafinger - i wanna play a little game...

    Does this mean i win?

    Oh god, that was just amazing XD
    Somebody DOWNRATED that, they're just jealous they couldn't do it
    I +1ed again mate.
    - DarkHunter June 9, 2011, 1:46 am
    thank you good sir
    - Reddeath195 June 10, 2011, 8:21 pm
    Why is everyone taking my saying away? ): I'm the one that says Good Sir..
    - DarkHunter June 10, 2011, 11:19 pm
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  • 19

    don't wipe em I eat em...wait SHIT!

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  • 9

    New Game
    napalm - i wanna play a little game...

    lets seee my dog on fire my wall on fire my laptop onf ire my lil bro nd sis on fire....mom and dad on fire.....i fapped wit a booger on my hand so thts on fire too lolz my gfs genitals is on fire....tv on fire....car ion fire......school bathroom on fire......back yard on fire...........sewer system on fire.....tress on fire...road on fire...basically everything is on fire lolz
    - xxkisamexx January 10, 2011, 7:42 pm
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  • 6

    i no longer have testicles or a belly button. worst game ever

    Nah... You still have the belly button its just very deep now...
    - Windsurfer13 June 11, 2011, 5:24 pm
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  • 5

    It's not like it's really good for anything...

    • Disco
    • August 2, 2010, 1:38 pm
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  • 4

    I was scratching my eyeball with my index finger...! sonofabitch!

    • Disco
    • August 2, 2010, 1:13 pm
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  • 4

    damnittheregosemyspacebar

    it was a joke dude
    - castlewarsisawsome December 25, 2010, 10:50 am
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  • 3

    i shot off my whole right lip

    • 720Z
    • August 3, 2010, 3:07 pm
    you have a right lip? i want one
    - xxkisamexx December 28, 2010, 8:02 pm
    HAHA.
    - mackenzieBizzatch January 10, 2011, 1:06 pm
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  • 3

    Have fun with your flaming intestinal tract!

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  • 2

    Bullet through the right thigh. Great. Now I can't walk. There goes my week.

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  • 2

    Well there goes (precisely) my right side of my ball bag, skimming my right testicle, thundering powerfully through my right thigh, either ricocheting off of my femur and settling into my right elbow or driving through to my electric piano (not a keyboard)and destroying it completely...
    My right finger just fucked up my mouse :@
    :D

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  • 2

    my mouse is fucked and my ass now has 2 shit holes instead of one because of this game. oh well, at least i can shit faster now LMAO!!!!

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  • 2

    We all know who's winning....
    Pew pew pew

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  • 1

    Bullet went between my legs right above my knees

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  • 1

    I hit a wall. I'm perfectly fine.

    • Kojira
    • August 2, 2010, 12:21 pm
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  • 1

    shit my keyboard.......

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    omg my laptop luckily it missed the touch pad so im good

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  • 1

    Just removed my left kneecap and shot through my touchpad, then the chair I'm sitting on and scared the hell outta Jim and the twins, assuming both were loaded.

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  • 1

    My insert key is destroyed. What a tragic loss.

    • btw32
    • August 2, 2010, 1:28 pm
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  • 1

    Missed my nose by about an inch...
    Close call.

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  • 1

    My left hand hit a wall and my right hit my monitor.

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  • 1

    so sad i was looking at this at school and mt teacher was sitting in front of me.

    • gw2250
    • August 2, 2010, 2:57 pm
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    well my screen is fucked and so is my mouse

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  • 1

    i just shattered the left side of my collar bone...damnit

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  • 1

    I shot my loft bed :( On the plus side scared the crap outta the cat.

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  • 1

    accidental suicide?

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  • 1

    fuck there goes my goat

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  • 1

    woah right passed my head

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  • 1

    i was eating an apple

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  • 1

    laying in bed with my laptop. threw the back of my neck. most likely paralyzed lol

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  • 1

    Shot my mouse :.(

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    Omg you just made my day lmao

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  • 1

    My poor MAgic Mouse… I really liked it :(

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  • 1

    Well, I managed to only graze the top of my right foot, but my mouse, speakers, and, maybe, my monitor are boned. Assuming, of course, that both hands are guns.

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  • 1

    I hit the wall and ceiling... so im safe...

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  • 1

    I DON'T KNOW WHICH FINGER IT SHOT FROM!?!?!?!? OMG!!!

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  • 1

    hit my dad... oh shit :P

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  • 1

    there goes my girlfriends head....thanks.....

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    :( my mouse and kneecap are now history

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  • 1

    Part of my mouse shatterd, gap in the table and a dead chair.

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  • 1

    ...Well. I was leaning against my desk with my hand hanging off the edge. I appear to have shot my penis off.

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  • 1

    mouse and my new tv

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  • 1

    hmm, i was picking between my teeth. so i guess thats me gone :-)

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  • 1

    Gah, I just shot myself in the arm!

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  • 1

    My laptop has a bullet hole in it. =(

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    wich hand. eiter way my moniter is fucked but im fine

    • mofosho
    • September 13, 2010, 12:08 pm
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    i was getting left overs that wer in between my teeth

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    hole through my desk and in my roof

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  • 1

    Grazed my toe and shot the wall

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  • 1

    I just shot my computer. Oh well, it's a Mac.

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    lets see i grazed my neck with the bullet but seeing how my finger was touching my neck id say it burnt. oh and my mouse is shot up

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    sorry to say mate.... but your mother wont be coming home tonight :S

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  • 1

    I have officially been castrated...

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    mouse = destroyed, and a hole in the middle of my left hand >.<

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  • 1

    i shot my mom XD

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    I shot a wall

    • peace
    • December 28, 2010, 7:12 pm
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    fuck man I was just scratching my balls

    • gryxng
    • December 28, 2010, 7:16 pm
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  • 1

    One went through my other hand, and the other went through my screen. Not too shabby.

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  • 1

    i just lost a knee cap because of this game

    • Jabori
    • December 28, 2010, 7:18 pm
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    I just shot my dick off.......

    holy shit dude i was thinkin how funny itd be if someone put this and u did...u sir r a champ
    - exile January 9, 2011, 7:29 pm
    Thank you, but I'm not much of a champ without a penis :(
    - sabresfan74 January 10, 2011, 3:12 pm
    ahh hang in there buddy its alright...im sure u can do some foreplay like a mother fucker lol
    - exile January 10, 2011, 4:30 pm
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  • 1

    I destroyed some file trays and a lucky bamboo plant

    • TexBex
    • December 29, 2010, 5:20 am
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  • 1

    i just shot a copy of the new Fast & Furious movie, so its not a big deal XD

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  • 1

    great. i killed my sisters boyfriend and my dog.

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    aw that sucks i really liked having a penis :(

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  • 1

    Oh noz! :'( I hit my xbox.

    • ember
    • January 10, 2011, 1:00 pm
    I nearly hit my computer :O
    - DarkHunter June 8, 2011, 9:51 pm
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    I just spilt hot chocolate all over me and destroyed my mouse... Happy now?

    • SuDoku
    • January 10, 2011, 1:09 pm
    Yes.
    - DarkHunter June 8, 2011, 9:50 pm
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    the game?

    Naughty.
    - DarkHunter June 8, 2011, 9:52 pm
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  • 1

    Awwww SHIT! I just blew my right nut off... but I HAD to scratch!

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    I had my right hand's index finger pointing at the wall because of the way I was holding my mouse, and my left hand's index finger was pointing to the ceiling because of the way I was leaning on it, I am SAFE! :D

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    i shot the floor and my keyboard and i lost the game

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    This note comes as both a notice as well as a warning. My worst enemy was nxt to me! Be afraid... be very afraid..... There how fucked are u bitch?

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    Either my chin or my trackpad (balls are underneath that D:)

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    Shot myself in the side, through the other side.... yay, im screwed.

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    well there goes my manhood

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  • 1

    Where's the best place to hide bodies??

    • Kodi93
    • December 17, 2012, 1:34 am
    Ember knows the best way, just follow these steps and you'll never be caught.

    1- Buy a taxidermy kit, like this one-

    You'll have to buy more than one as humans are bigger than squirrels.

    2- Follow the instructions loosely as squirrels are usually not people. For example don't try to stuff the tail people don't have tails.

    3- Dress the finished product up as something with a scary Halloween them. Like a witch or a porcupine.

    4- Put it in a box clearly labeled "Halloween Decorations" then store the box in your garage/attic/basement, or wherever you store your Halloween decorations.

    They will suspect nothing.

    - ember January 10, 2013, 6:59 pm
    I read this a little to late (by late I mean right meow). But it's ok they had a pencil in their hand and I have a good lawyer, so I claimed it was self defense and everything was dropped. But I def like your plan!!
    - Kodi93 March 7, 2013, 3:23 am
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    I just blew my chin off. Not cool. :(

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  • 1

    I, I killed a snowman I'm a monster

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