I murdered my neighbor because I'm cool like that (NOT REALLY! )

Just write the sentence that comes up as u go alongl!

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself

My sentence is: I murdered my neighbor because I'm cool like that.

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  • 13

    i dry humped a ninja because i was drunk

    • vbn8867
    • February 23, 2010, 10:55 am
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  • 7

    i choked on a football player because the voices told me to :S

    • Dannyl
    • February 23, 2010, 9:58 am
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  • 4

    ...kinky?

    • Dawn
    • February 23, 2010, 12:18 pm
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  • 3

    i murdered a squirrel because im sexy and i do what i want. Hahahahahaha lololololol

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  • 3

    I had lunch with a homeless guy because I hate my family?

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  • 3

    i smoked chuck norris because i'm sexy and i do what i want

    You don't smoke Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris smokes you!
    Just had to say that and i know i'm late :/
    - Icelandgirly March 10, 2011, 11:22 am
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  • 3

    I dry humped your mum because I was drunk.

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  • 3

    omg, snap!

    • tmb123
    • April 6, 2010, 1:14 pm
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  • 3

    i choked on a football player because the voices told me to
    lmfaoooo

    • tmb123
    • April 6, 2010, 1:15 pm
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  • 3

    I ran over a llama because that's how I roll.

    • Ertrov
    • September 28, 2010, 11:20 am
    That is the best pun I have ever heard.
    - zargenathen September 28, 2010, 11:45 am
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  • 2

    I did the Macarena with a fork because I'm cool like that

    • peace
    • February 13, 2010, 2:24 am
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  • 2

    I danced with my cell phone because thats how i roll

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    i had lunch wth an ipod because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

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    I did the Macarena with a noodle because the voices told me to.

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    I ran over a goat because Im sexy and I do what I want.

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  • 2

    I sang to a llama because the voices told me to

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    I ran over a squirrel because that's how I roll...

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  • 2

    i murdured your mom because i was drunk.

    • wolfman
    • February 22, 2010, 3:21 pm
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  • 2

    i kicked my cell phone, because that's how i roll

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  • 2

    i loved your mum because thats how i roll LOL

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    I dry humped a fork because i'm sexy and i do what i want
    This should be an uprate party

    • Bekenel
    • February 23, 2010, 9:17 am
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  • 2

    I loved a goat because i was drunk O_o

    • noodle
    • February 23, 2010, 9:21 am
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    I dry humped my dog becaus I hate myself

    • samwapp
    • February 23, 2010, 10:38 am
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    I sang to a fork because I was drunk!

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    I yelled at a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want

    • BEASTY
    • February 23, 2010, 11:22 am
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  • 2

    I did the macarena with my cell phone because that's how I roll.

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    I murdered a banana because someone offered my 1,000,000 dollars

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  • 2

    I danced with a pickle because.... I'm colorblind >.< I think it's because I'm drunk, though.

    • Kojira
    • February 23, 2010, 3:19 pm
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  • 2

    I ran over a squirrel, because thats how I roll.

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  • 2

    i kicked a birdbath because im cool....oh yeah and mine was
    "i yelled at a squirrel because i cant control myself"

    • 720Z
    • February 23, 2010, 3:49 pm
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    i danced witha fork because i cant control myself.

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    i choked on my science teacher beacause thats how i roll XD

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  • 2

    I murdered a ninja. I'm pretty sure that makes me a badass

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  • 2

    I murdered a baseball bat because I'm cool like that

    • cooldog
    • February 24, 2010, 10:40 am
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  • 2

    i loved a fork because the voices told me to

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    i dry humped a banana cuz thats how i roll!!!

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    i killed a mexican cause thats how i roll.

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  • 2

    I ran over my neighbor because I was high.

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  • 2

    I ran over myself because I was high.

    • msl912
    • March 4, 2010, 12:04 pm
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  • 2

    my friend ran over a homeless guy because the voices told him to

    • 720Z
    • March 4, 2010, 4:34 pm
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  • 2

    lmao i choked on myself because im cool like that

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  • 2

    I loved a football player because that's how I roll. -.- fail not funny one bit

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  • 2

    I kicked my Science Teacher because the voices told me too.

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  • 2

    You must be very flexible.

    • ember
    • April 6, 2010, 1:54 pm
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    i murdered a fireman because the voices told me to. Wow XD

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    I Kicked A Pickle Because I Was Drunk

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    I danced with a banana because I was high.

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    I choked on a banana because I'm NOT a homosexual.....

    • trix216
    • September 28, 2010, 11:54 am
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  • 2

    I murdered my science teacher because that's how I roll:)

    • Dea3
    • November 3, 2010, 7:19 am
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    I murdered a ninja because that's how i roll

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    I sang to a goat because thats how I roll.

    • gemie89
    • November 3, 2010, 10:26 am
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    I had lunch with my science teacher because I'm sexy and I do what I want

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  • 1

    I kicked a Noodle because I can't control myself?

    • Dawn
    • February 13, 2010, 6:52 pm
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  • 1

    I murdered my best friends' boyfriend because I'm a ninja.

    • ember
    • February 14, 2010, 4:13 am
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  • 1

    i dry humped myself because thats how i roll!!!!!

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    i now dry humped myself because im sexy and i do what i want :D

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  • 1

    yes it should.

    • ember
    • April 6, 2010, 1:49 pm
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    I did the Macarena with a Mexican because that's how I roll. lol

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    I had lunch on my own because I hate my family :( aww now I feel well lonely.

    • SuDoku
    • April 7, 2010, 10:51 am
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    I had lunch with your mum because i was drunk

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    I ran over a ninja because i'm sexy and i do what i want.

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    I smoked a pepermant marker because the voices told me to.

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    I ran over a phone because I hate myself.

    • Math
    • September 28, 2010, 10:55 am
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    I yelled at a spoon because im cool like that.

    • Deano10
    • September 28, 2010, 11:13 am
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    I choked on a permanent marker because I'm NOT a homosexual. Not a convincing argument I have there...

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    I sang to a spoon because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

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    i loved a spoon because i cant control myself.

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    i loved a spoon because i hate myself

    • bmayes
    • November 3, 2010, 9:51 am
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    I murdered Chuck Norris because I'm cool like that

    info in this comment may be a lie in order for personal info to be safe and also i wanted to kill the big guy

    • hightec
    • November 3, 2010, 12:24 pm
    you murdered yourself so chuck norris couldn't do it
    - shotgun February 14, 2011, 8:01 am
    wow this was a wile back
    - hightec February 15, 2011, 11:54 am
    Hey any1 who hates on chuck norris might as well kill themself
    - shotgun February 16, 2011, 4:26 am
    Just so Chuck Norris doesnt do it for them
    - shotgun February 16, 2011, 4:26 am
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  • 1

    I smoked myself because I was drunk. ROFL it kinda makes sense

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    I had lunch with a ninja because I'm cool like that.

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    i had lunch with a football player because im cool like that

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    I dry humped my dog because I'm cool like that

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    I yelled at a goat because I'm sexy and do what I want

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    I kicked your mom because I'm cool like that.

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    I sang to a llama because I was drunk.

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    I kicked my dog because I'm sexy and I do what I want XD

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    I yelled at a spoon because the voices told me to...

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    I did the Macarena with a goat because im sexy and i do what i want

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  • 1

    i had lunch with a birdbath because i was high.
    sounds legit

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    I smoked a homeless guy because im sexy and i do what i want. Awesome

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  • 1

    This is wrong because mine is "I kicked Chuck Norris because that's how I roll." thats impossible.

    I guess it is possible, it didn't say that I lived.

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    I had lunch with my sister because I am a ninja.

    • Demono
    • February 16, 2011, 4:42 am
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    I loved your mother because that's how i roll

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    i ran over a phone because thats how i roll

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    i kcked my dog becasue i hate my family

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    i danced with a squirrel because im cool like that

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    I danced with a spoon because I'm cool.

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