So just answer how seriously or sarcastically (it's not the same as trolling!!!) or whatever you like :D
Oh and please use the numbers :)
1.If you had to choose ONE religion for the whole world to have, except for atheism, what would it be?
2.Where do you live? (what country/state, nothing specific.)
3.If you had to move to one country/state for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? (can't be where you live now)
4.Do you really think that making fun of women is ever going to help you, like with relationships? (for the guys)
5.What is the weirdest thing you have ever done?
6.Have you ever been busted by cops, or had a reason to bee busted? If so, what?
7.If you could have one superpower, doesn't have to be a known one from comics or so, what would it be?
8.If you could have anything as your pet, what would it be? (use your imagination here, you can make something up)
9.A ton of bacon or 100 slaves (you can choose if the slaves are hot/ugly-girl/boy-virgin or not and you can do whatever you want with them)
10.What is 42 to you?
I'll post my answers later.
Just for fun, here's my flag :)
Ok.
Now it's time for my answers :D
1.Bhuddism because it depends on peace and all humans being equal and stuff :p
2.Iceland
3.Canada, because it's awesome and it has cold winters and hot summers :D
4.If a guy goes all serious on these jokes or makes them too often, he can expect his balls getting kicked very soon :)
5.uhm, i'd have to say... when i was about 2 years old, some HUGE guy accidentally hit my family's car, no damage, but I still wen't up to him, and yelled at him and scolded him and stuff X]
6.nope, mrs.goodie two-shoes here 0:)
7.I would be able to morph into anything, animate or in-animate
8.a creature that could morph into any living thing :p
9.i'd have to pick the slaves, they would get jobs and live with me in a mansion payed for with their money, and we'd live a luxorius life with tons of bacon bought for that money
10.Universe.Period.
Oh and please use the numbers :)
1.If you had to choose ONE religion for the whole world to have, except for atheism, what would it be?
2.Where do you live? (what country/state, nothing specific.)
3.If you had to move to one country/state for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? (can't be where you live now)
4.Do you really think that making fun of women is ever going to help you, like with relationships? (for the guys)
5.What is the weirdest thing you have ever done?
6.Have you ever been busted by cops, or had a reason to bee busted? If so, what?
7.If you could have one superpower, doesn't have to be a known one from comics or so, what would it be?
8.If you could have anything as your pet, what would it be? (use your imagination here, you can make something up)
9.A ton of bacon or 100 slaves (you can choose if the slaves are hot/ugly-girl/boy-virgin or not and you can do whatever you want with them)
10.What is 42 to you?
I'll post my answers later.
Just for fun, here's my flag :)
Ok.
Now it's time for my answers :D
1.Bhuddism because it depends on peace and all humans being equal and stuff :p
2.Iceland
3.Canada, because it's awesome and it has cold winters and hot summers :D
4.If a guy goes all serious on these jokes or makes them too often, he can expect his balls getting kicked very soon :)
5.uhm, i'd have to say... when i was about 2 years old, some HUGE guy accidentally hit my family's car, no damage, but I still wen't up to him, and yelled at him and scolded him and stuff X]
6.nope, mrs.goodie two-shoes here 0:)
7.I would be able to morph into anything, animate or in-animate
8.a creature that could morph into any living thing :p
9.i'd have to pick the slaves, they would get jobs and live with me in a mansion payed for with their money, and we'd live a luxorius life with tons of bacon bought for that money
10.Universe.Period.
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#2 In a house
#3 Iraq lol
#4 Yes women like being treated bad
#5 Your mom
#6 For being too awesome :D
#7 Invisibility in the dark
#8 A gremlin
#9 100 slave chicks, 50 hot and 50 ugly and put them side by side to make the hot ones look hotter by comparison
#10 Idgaf
i don't really hate you XD
i just don't like having trolls on my supposed to be a troll-free post :p
so if you please will, take your mama jokes elsewhere
2. Lithuania.
3. USA (California). Reason: weather.
4. No, but some things in life has to be done.
5. I shat on the street
6. One time. By mistake.
7. See through things. Clothes, walls, etc.
8. Definitely polar bear. I love them.
9. 100 slaves, they would work hard for me and would bring me tons of cash so I could buy even more bacon.
10. Sharenator the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
and polar bears are awesome :D
2. the town where a certain manly sport was invented
3. Oman because i lived there for over 3 years in the past anyway and my dad lives there now
4. no, not really. at least not in front of them
5. walked through town in full DPM uniform, just too see people's reactions
6. nope though i've been in the car when my mum two finger saluted a plain-clothes policeman
7. to slow down/stop time, brilliant for fights or steal*ahem*, borrowing stuff
8. i personally don't like pets though nessie would be pretty cool
9. slaves, definitely. half guys to get work done and half girls for... other purposes
10. a number of infinite meanings
2. I live in America.
3. I would move to Finland, I have family there.
4. I'm a woman so I can't answer this.
5. The wierdist? Well, shit I've done to many wierd things. It would be the day I only skiped, no walking or running just skiping.
6. No, well my dad's a cop I don't know if any of that would count.
7. I want mind control.
8. A snake.
9. BACON!
10. It is the meaning of life.
2.i live in england
3.i would move to australia because the weather is awesome and i want to visit the great barrier reef
4.i think it does because i know what not to say when infront of a girl
5.i cant remember the wierdest thing
6.no i havent because im a good boy :)
7. i would have pyrokinesis like the human torch because i think this a cool superpower
8.i would have a dragon because it could fly me to wherever i want and i can use it to burn people and cook my food
9.hmmm, this one is tough but i would choose the 100 slaves because the dragon needs to be looked after and i may get lonely (btw they are 50 hot girls for me and 50 boys to look after the dragon)
10. 42 is the answer to the universe and everything in it. also it is the age of peter griffin
If you don't like that, fuck off :)
2. Indiana, USA :)))
3. Alaska cuz its cold and u can live alone in the woods......and theres wolvz:D
4. ONLY if they can take o joke, otherwise its a bad idea
5. ummmmmmmmmmm idr lol
6. I PLEAD THE 5TH!!!!
7. the power to make genes appear so that i could charge people for wishes and get rich, and also get free wishes myself to get whatever i would want!!
8. ok work with me here, itll be the body of a dragon, with the wings of an eagle, the mane of a lion, fins like nessie's, ummm gills and lungs for flight and under water fun, the ability to breath fire, the head of a dragon, gold in color, a .50 cal on each wing that it controls individually with its mind, and completly inpenatrable, done :)
9. slaves, some 50 girls, 25 of them virgins, 25 not so they know what there doin
then the other 50 guys, so that i can have them farm pigs and make bacon outa them so i get both :)
10. 42, it means.......20 more than the greatest number ever so there :)
2. Oxfordshire, England.
3. Belgium. More specifically, Amsterdam. Again, to smoke weed erryday! :D
4. I don't really do that alot.
5. Where do i begin.... I got drunk once and asked everyone i saw if they wanted to have anal sex. That weird enough for you? :P
6. Never been busted, almost got arrested but i put my sack of weed next to my sack. They didnt find it.
7. Flight. Its been my dream since i was a kid :)
8. Charizard would be an AWESOME pet.
9. A ton of bacon. I dont know why people are saying slaves :/ And they call themselves sharenators :/
10. 42 is the meaning of life, the universe and everything. Anyone who thinks different should watch a certain movie ;)
2. Missouri, USA
3. Canada - Free health-care. Fairly nice weather.
4. No, and I don't do it, so..it's pretty pointless.
5. Oh..where to begin? :P haha
6. Once - Reason to be: Minor under the influence. of alcohol.
7. I would want to be able to make portals like .. go in one portal come out in another some where else..for many different reasons
8. I would want a hippogriff..cuz they're awesome.
9. Hmm..a ton of bacon..i'd need somethin to feed the hippogriff.
10. Bill Clinton..or...........P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
2:california
3:japan, they have anime
4:nope
5:ate from the trash or pissed in a toilet filled with blood(im not sure which to pick)
6:no but i got busted by mall security cuz i ditched school
7:flyin
8:kitty
9:100 slaves guys and girls, ages 15-27
10: the meaning of life
2: England
3: England I like it here.
4: I never do, and I think you know that Icelandgirly (:
5: No clue
6: Nope
7: I'd like to beable to fly
8: A dragon
9: Bacon please
10: 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything. Oooh how I love that film.
(:
2.England
3.England or Russia
4.nope
5.Pretended to be an irish priest for a week
6.No
7.Flight
8.A baby dragon
9.100 hot slaves then i'd make them all hookers to make money and get all the bacon i want
10.The answer to life, the universe and everything.
2. North east England
3. Either Japanese or Italian countryside, it's where I would like to retire to when I'm older.
4. The occasional sexist remark between friends or in a joking way to a girlfriend is ok, as long as you don't actually have them views.
5. Wore a full cowboy outfit in the town centre for a full day with some friends, I still don't really know why we did it... :L
6. Well, I've never been caught...
7. To be able to 'bend time and space' :D
8. Donkey!!!
9. I don't think I would really want lots of slaves, unnecessary and cruel but I think just 1 ton of bacon is not enough compared to 100 slaves... :/ tough decision.
10. 3 numbers off my favourite number. Can you guess what it is?
That was fun XD x
but don't think of it as slaves, think of it as people who adore you and will do anything for you no matter what!
2. British Columbia (Canada)
3. Australia
4. (I'm a woman but I'll answer anyway): It works much better than tag. Seriously guys, that stuff smells disgusting. Too strong, distracting. Kills the mood. Old Spice on the other hand...me likey. I'll make you a sandwich any day!
5. Got into a drunken argument with my Grandpa at my cousin's wedding. (Long story. Severed pretty much all ties with the old fart. There's a lot of tension between him and my folks too, again, long story.)
6. Never been busted, but I've had pot in my room on plenty of occasions, not to mention all the underage drinking and cigarette buying in high school. Such a waste of money. Don't ever take it up.
7. All of them.
8. A Squirtle
9. Bacon. You pick the slaves, you have to turn in your man card.
10. Seems like a number to me. A nice number. But a number none the less.
just one
2. Germany
3. Switzerland because Swiss people are super cool and super relaxed/slow :-D
4. I don't make any difference between men and women. I make jokes when I see a good oprtunity. And honestly I think men don't stand a chance against women (except when they use violence). Women rule us and win nearly every argument. Rule 1: Women are always right. Rule 2: If a woman is not right just take a look at Rule 1.
5. The weirdest thing? Well i was drunk and watched "Run Bitch! Run!" wich is pretty much the most fucked up movie of all times... But if you are drunk it's kinda funny :D
6. Not yet.... Maybe for driving too fast. But I didn't have any problems yet.
7. Either the power of "jumping" like in the move "Jumper" or the power to turn water into fuel because it is so freakin expensive....
8. I gues a tiger or something I can fly on.... tough question :D
9. The slaves. Many beautiful women. They can go and buy me as much bacon as I want.
10. Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. This or a great quote from one of my favorite Movies.
Massachusetts, USA.
Italy or Germany. Either would be fine. I like the cultures and languages.
You have to be able to have fun and joke around with a girl friend.
You don’t want to know.
No. The worst I’ve had happened was a cop questioning the shit out of me because I had a can in my pocket as I walked by a school. He thought “Teenager with a can in his pocket near a school, he must be spray painting obscenity.” It was a soda can…
The power to copy any power.
A Ditto
100 Slaves. They will get jobs and get me money. Any that fail to do so will be put in a gladiator battle dome to fight to the death. I will sell tickets to said battles. A few will also be used for breeding so I can keep the money flow coming. I will take good care of them…unless they let me down.
The best goddamn thing you ever achieve.