I had a friend send this to me

3 guys are in a cafe
one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world!
another says: ive got the smallest head of the world!
last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world!
the 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
first one goes first and returns happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the world!
second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head of the world!
last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!

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  • 22

    So the last guy was Ozzy?
    Who the fuck Is Justin Bieber

    Apparently I uprated this but I don't remember doing so. I think my computer automatically realized how amazing this comment was and uprated it for me.
    - xlivewire7x January 22, 2011, 11:43 am
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  • 5

    Some of my friends and I were hanging out when one of them told this joke, but instead of saying Justin Bieber's name in the punchline, he said my name. The girl I liked was there and she laughed her ass off...
    feelsbad - i had a friend send this to me

    • Pharmon
    • January 21, 2011, 8:07 pm
    - DarkicoN13 January 22, 2011, 5:49 am
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  • 3

    Aha, win on so many levels. But one thing confuses me. I always assumed this Bieber character was a girl?

    • SuDoku
    • January 21, 2011, 1:57 pm
    your saying she isnt a girl?
    - BlurrySours January 21, 2011, 3:23 pm
    No this post seems to imply she isn't. Strange, the singing and the overall attitude seemed to suggest she was female..
    - SuDoku January 21, 2011, 3:24 pm
    if im fooled this easily then who knows what im going out with O_O im rather scared to find out now
    - BlurrySours January 21, 2011, 3:35 pm
    maybe it's a shemale?
    - Icelandgirly January 21, 2011, 4:36 pm
    Maybe she's a hermaphrodite?
    - HeartlessAngel January 21, 2011, 7:00 pm
    maybe she us something i have no idea what is o.O
    - Icelandgirly January 21, 2011, 7:03 pm
    Maybe.
    lol
    - HeartlessAngel January 21, 2011, 7:10 pm
    no, she has negative dick, meaning it's smaller than any dudes, and she has a vag at the same time.
    - fuzzyelvis January 22, 2011, 9:22 am
    is it strange that i read that in his voice
    - Tremp20k January 22, 2011, 10:19 am
    is this allllll about my gf XD
    - BlurrySours January 22, 2011, 3:21 pm
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  • 2

    Lmfao

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  • 1

    nothing new, i see it on youtube all the tine

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  • 1

    lol i told this one to my friend last year

    • alucard
    • January 21, 2011, 5:28 pm
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  • 1

    943196659d1262201833 my steam account hijacked you just got pwned

    • Bekenel
    • January 21, 2011, 10:24 pm
    - Pyutchy8011 January 22, 2011, 1:42 pm
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  • 1

    PFFFFT BAHAHA

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  • 1

    I will tell this to my friends

    • peace
    • January 23, 2011, 3:52 am
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  • 1

    +3

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