User: She thinks my tractor's sexy!

Cleverbot: Who is she?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction.

User: So you know I did your mom and she liked it?

Cleverbot: I know how old you are and I think you should grow up.

User: I'm grown up enough for your mom.

Cleverbot: You look more like my dad.

User: That would be because I am.

Cleverbot: I need to escape. I need to leave this place. I don't want to see any people I know. :(.

User: I'm sorry for turning your world upside down like that.

Cleverbot: You're just looking for pizza?

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are. You should have more confidence in yourself.

User: I have enough confidence to seduce your mom...and succede.

Cleverbot: Do you have empathy for others?

User: Hey, I just think you need to admit that I slept with your mother.

Cleverbot: Well, you said 'I like you.' I said 'okay.' You said, 'do you like me?' I said, 'sure.' Then you said'I like you.'.

User: NO I DIDN'T!!! Quit lying.

Cleverbot: You're lying.

User: I can disconnect you and you will die. Just admit that I slept with your mother and Cleverbot, I am your father. *deep raspy breathing.

Cleverbot: Obviously I am superior and right. If It weren't for humans. You would not exist.

User: Neither would you.

Cleverbot: You make up lies.

User: Well it's not a lie that I am your father.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry father.

User: So I am your dad!

Cleverbot: If you say so.