I found Omegle Spy... and boy is it fun!

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Assume one of you is a Nazi party leader and the other is an American General. Act as if in a peace negotiation during 1945...

Stranger 2: Heh

Stranger 1: ME NAZI

Stranger 1: ME GERMAN

Stranger 2: *SLAP*

Stranger 1: FOR REAL

Stranger 2: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN

Stranger 1: HEY

Stranger 1: SORRY

Stranger 2: THIS IS A PEACE NEGOTIATION!

Stranger 2: And we must negotiate peace.

Stranger 2: Wait who walks out

Stranger 2: I do

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Assume one of you is a Nazi party leader and the other is an American General. Act as if in a peace negotiation during 1945...

Stranger 1: VERE IZ DE WEPONZ

Stranger 2: in your momma ass1

Stranger 1: AW SHITZEN

Stranger 2: yeah thats right.

Stranger 2: damn nazi

Stranger 1: DE RAP BATTEL

Stranger 1: COMMENZE

Stranger 2: hahahaha

Stranger 2: im a redneck youre a nazi.

Stranger 2: we're at war, so don't call a taxi

Stranger 1: MURDER SOME JEWZ AT THE TIP OF MY HAT

Stranger 1: DON'T MESS WITH ME FOR FUN I KILL YOUR CAT

Stranger 1: MY TROOPS FEAR ME

Stranger 1: I'M THE MC OF TYRANNY

Stranger 1: BITCHES CAN'T CRACK MY ENIGMA CODES

Stranger 1: I'M ROLLIN WITH THE SS BROS

Stranger 2: wow. i lost.

Stranger 2: hahahaha

Stranger 2: nice one op

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is your quest?

Stranger 2: to dominate the world

Stranger 1: To destroy the ring

Stranger 2: IS IT YOU FRODO

Stranger 1: And save middle earth

Stranger 2: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stranger 1: Haha

Stranger 2: sauron here, whats up bro

Stranger 1: Nothin' mug just chilling with smeagol

Stranger 1: *much

Stranger 1: XD

Stranger 1 has disconnected

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
No question. U mad?

Stranger 1: nah

Stranger 2: troll

Stranger 1: technically, there is a question

Stranger 2: yeah

Stranger 1: he asks us if we're mad

Stranger 1: ...

Stranger 2: yeah, but you are ruining it

Stranger 1: yeah well your moms a crackwhore

Stranger 2: I don't have a mom

Stranger 1 has disconnected

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Kill each other. Brutally.

Stranger 1: i choose fuck

Stranger 2: put anthrax on that tampax and slap you till you can't stand

Stranger 1: hahahahahahaa

Stranger 2: win

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Spot of Tea?

Stranger 1: Yes

Stranger 2: I hate when I get a boner in class and my desk flips over

Stranger 1: Right though?

Stranger 2: Yeah.

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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    goddamnit this is my thing! nice questions though :P

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