I died.

I just watched:
-2 girls 1 cup
-2 girls 1 finger
-BME pain olympics.

Dear god almighty.

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  • 6

    Here's something to get those horrible images out of your head, blue waffles.

    • ember
    • February 6, 2011, 1:16 am
    Do you mind, I'm eating, I don't need to have that ima....

    OH GOD IT'S BACK!! :'(
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 1:42 am
    By it do you mean me or blue waffles, also red pancakes and that's not sexy.
    - ember February 6, 2011, 1:56 am
    No I meant blue waffle... Why do you do this to me? I'd managed to try and forget about these things :(
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 1:59 am
    Becuse it's fun, while I'm at it I might as well, THE GAME!
    - ember February 6, 2011, 2:35 am
    ... FU.
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 2:42 am
    *cough*owned*cough*
    - DarkHunter February 6, 2011, 3:00 am
    suduko...i imagined you saying that more like

    "le fu"
    - arrowdodger7 February 6, 2011, 3:32 am
    Oh, are we trolling SuDoku? Fun! I own a horse.
    - CrazyJay February 6, 2011, 5:40 am
    Why are we trolling me.. What did I do to deserve this!? :(
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 6:53 am
    you're just lucky we don't have the option to troll you in comic sans
    - drakengard85 February 6, 2011, 7:00 am
    You wouldn't!?! You monster! D:
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 7:02 am
    I don't know. But I do know how magnets work.
    - CrazyJay February 6, 2011, 7:08 am
    oh, wait I remembered I have access to pictures
    - drakengard85 February 6, 2011, 7:09 am
    Really... Do tell...
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 7:09 am
    NOOOOOO!!

    COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!

    YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!!
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 7:09 am
    try red pancake
    - castlewarsisawsome February 6, 2011, 7:17 am
    - BEASTY February 6, 2011, 7:20 am
    sodoku this is a gift... i got the idea from what darken said...


    - SuperPost February 6, 2011, 7:35 am
    LOL. But my names spelt wrong :(
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 7:37 am
    Epic man just epic
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 7:38 am
    GAH F*CK! i cant spell right man... want to play a GAME?
    - SuperPost February 6, 2011, 7:39 am
    aaaaaaaaaaaa this post was the worst i ever visited
    +3 & +1
    - hightec February 6, 2011, 7:39 am
    Seeee im not the only one who puts SoDoku :P
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 7:39 am
    I refuse to participate in this trolling session.. :(
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 7:39 am
    Dude.. It's not that difficult!! XD
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 7:40 am
    sorry man its just sometimes i need to let some anger out... and well you seemed open... im sorry...
    - SuperPost February 6, 2011, 7:41 am
    XD well when your not paying attention because you are watching a movie and type fast like i do you can misplace a single letter XD
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 7:42 am
    Lol I'm cool with it. XD
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 7:42 am
    Well... Pay attention XD
    I type fast and seem to be able to cope ;)
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 7:43 am
    can i make it up to you?
    - SuperPost February 6, 2011, 7:43 am
    Nahh it's 'reet. I'm a big girl now, I'm sure I can cope XD
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 7:44 am
    Lol!
    - SuperPost February 6, 2011, 7:45 am
    yes madam XD lol well i dunno maybe your newfangled laptop aids you in typing :)
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 7:46 am
    Aha. Good boy!
    And I'm on my computer now, what's your excuse? ;)
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 7:47 am
    hey is it ok if i use you in a game hack im working on...
    - SuperPost February 6, 2011, 7:49 am
    Wait, what?
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 7:49 am
    im hacking a game (changing sprites and things like that) and i want to put your person in it...
    - SuperPost February 6, 2011, 7:51 am
    I have no idea what you mean... But will this cause me any inconvenience?
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 7:52 am
    Lol well its still newfangled technology to me XD



    Here is my excuse :)
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 7:53 am
    You son of a...

    You lose a point for pulling a dick move... 4-2 ;)
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 7:54 am
    i dont think it will... and if it does im sorry... i mean putting the person in your avatar into the game hack...
    - SuperPost February 6, 2011, 7:54 am
    Oh yeah, then go ahead. It's not my character anyway :P
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 7:55 am
    Thanks i'll show you a video of a fight against it...
    - SuperPost February 6, 2011, 7:58 am
    Love ya mean it :)

    I do not i gained a point for such an epic win so its still 4-3 :P
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 7:58 am
    Noo, you pulled a dick move, therefore, a point is lost! XD
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 8:03 am
    Ok ok you are right ill admit defeat tis just a point :)
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 8:09 am
    lol its SuDoku and you call your self a grammar nazi
    - castlewarsisawsome February 6, 2011, 8:12 am
    *bows* well i am trying dear XD
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 8:12 am
    are we going to play tag?
    - castlewarsisawsome February 6, 2011, 8:26 am
    we going to play tag?
    - castlewarsisawsome February 6, 2011, 8:27 am
    Lol! Okie dokie then :)
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 8:28 am
    is it working XD
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 9:29 am
    Sorry, had to go out :P
    And I'll decide later :)
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 10:30 am
    Tis ok i wont condemn you
    ok ok ill be waiting XD
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 10:37 am
    Good, because I was made to go out, you can't blame me for that! Haha
    And you do that, because I can't think of anything right now except that eclairs are nice :D
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 10:38 am
    well i coulddd but ill be the gentleman in this situation
    Eclairs are amazingggg
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 10:42 am
    I would hope you'd be the gentleman in this situation, because if I was, well dude, I think there's a problem XD
    And I knoow, bought a bag of them and some lucozade while I was out. I'm set for the night (Y)
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 10:45 am
    COMIC SAAANNNS
    - Ertrov February 6, 2011, 10:46 am
    haha yes yes that would be
    What are lucozade...sounds like some kind of drug...shakes head
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 10:46 am
    You've never heard of Lucozade?! Holy shit dude. The stuff's the bomb! Especially the orange one :D
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 10:48 am
    looks like the english version of Fanta but they look damn good
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 10:50 am
    Nahh, we have Fanta, Lucozade's better. They are, they're so nice! Dude, you American's need to get your shit together, you're missing out on soo much! XD
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 10:51 am
    Lol haha well then send me some XD we do have our shit together *laughs*
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 10:54 am
    You don't!
    You don't live off tea, half of you don't know what crumpets are, AND NOW, you don't know what lucozade is! Dude, I feel sorry for you XD
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 10:56 am
    yea well you know what...you know what...i got nothing XD
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 10:58 am
    *cough* 5-2 *cough* ;)

    :D
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 11:00 am
    Cough heck no cough :)
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 11:14 am
    Urmmm yeah ;) because you had no reply, I won :D
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 11:25 am
    I did too have a replyyyy
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 11:43 am
    Go on, you MAY redeem yourself if it's good enough :P
    I'm so mean :( ahah.
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 11:48 am
    ima put this here...


    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
    - arrowdodger7 February 6, 2011, 4:56 pm
    hmmmm what to do what to do...
    - Reddeath195 February 6, 2011, 6:41 pm
    I dunno, but I got to get ready for college! Ciao! :D
    - SuDoku February 6, 2011, 10:13 pm
    thats probably the 1st thing i found disturbing on the internet, now i look back and i think... fuck thats one of the nicer things on this twisted hell hole :P
    - Dragkyre February 6, 2011, 10:23 pm
    Have funnn
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 4:13 am
    Indeedio, it was :D
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 6:23 am
    well as long as you had fun *nods* but its still 4-3 XD
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 6:31 am
    I did have fun. And is it buggery! Totally 5-2! ;)
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 6:33 am
    tis good
    XD i have no idea what your talking about it is so 4-3
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 6:40 am
    You're such a liar :(
    You know it's 5-2, but you can have a point because you're such a cool s.o.b :) so 5-3 :D
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 6:44 am
    I do not tell a lie! :)

    ok ok 5-3 and your just saying that you probably just took out the cool part XD
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 6:48 am
    You did because you totally know it was 5-2, I'm just kind :)
    And aww I'm not! Stop putting yourself down, you downer :P
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 6:50 am
    Ok ok sure whateverrrr you say XD
    And maybe i will maybe i wont whatcha gonna doooo about it :)
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 6:56 am
    Yes, it is what I say. And I'm right :)

    I dunno. Torment you with offers of tea, crumpets and lucozade? ;)
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 6:58 am
    Ok ill be the gentleman and agree in this situation XD

    (Pics or you liee) XD and still everytime i see lucozade i keep thinking of some prescription pill
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 7:06 am
    Haha fuck off, you. You know I'm right :P
    And noo, it's actually reaaaally nice. Although, it is full of sugar XD also have you ever heard of Relentless? It's a bit like the Monster energy drinks. That stuff is FAB! XD
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 7:08 am
    Ok i shall fuck off XD
    Arnt most energy drinks
    I think so i dont really drink a lot of energy drinks im just naturally energetic
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 7:10 am
    I love energy drinks, always put me in a good mood. And I'm fairly energetic, but not as much as I'd like to be :(
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 7:13 am
    Getting old are we XD
    I swear we should just make a post just so we can talk XD
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 7:19 am
    I am. 18 and my life's already over! XD
    And I know.. I think we need to stop filling up peoples posts! XD
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 7:22 am
    XD oh heck im only 19 now you just made me feel like a geezer well who wants to make the post you or me XD
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 7:25 am
    Aha! Well, life's over at 16, we all know that ;)
    And upto you dudde :)
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 7:28 am
    XD you have a point
    umm dudde? XD what does that mean lol
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 7:31 am
    I overshot with the d's okay. Deal wi' it ;)
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 7:32 am
    Haha for a min there i thought you were trying to but buddie
    and if i refusee :)
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 7:36 am
    If you refuse, I won't talk to you. Deal with that one ;)
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 7:37 am
    Hmmm those are some pretty steep terms Miss what else do you have to offer XD
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 7:41 am
    They are steep terms. And not a right lot really. XD
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 7:48 am
    XD i think you should make the post :P
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 7:49 am
    Nahh mate :P Ceeb's :)
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 8:00 am
    Ceeb's?
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 8:04 am
    The lazy, lazy person's version of cba, which is the lazy version of can't be arsed.

    Basically I prefer it to cba :)
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 8:08 am
    XD never heard of that before ill be sure to remember that ok ok ill make the post gimme about 10 min i got like a shit load ton of other stuff to put up
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 8:12 am
    Okay, well I've got to go out now anyway, you watch Scrubs?
    Yeah, well if you do, Ted from that, his accapello band/stand up thing is playing in my town and I have to go see that :D
    Be on later! Byeee!
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 8:14 am
    Have fun just don't get too trashed!
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 8:15 am
    You make me sound like a stereotypical Great British, 18 year old... Wait..
    Nahh I was driving, no drinkies for meee
    :(
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 12:59 pm
    XD so you admit it! excellent
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 1:22 pm
    What that British teens are drunkards? Yeah :P
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 1:25 pm
    There was a lot of shit going on but you all forget to include the snip-
    - Kermie February 7, 2011, 1:32 pm
    XD well that explains it *nods*
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 2:32 pm
    Ey, what you trying to say?! :P
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 2:36 pm
    Im not saying anything XD
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 2:45 pm
    No no.. Go on... :(
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 2:45 pm
    Ok ok you got me... :( This one time at band camp XD
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 2:46 pm
    Dude, I wouldn't 'come out the closet' so to speak on here...
    These people will rip you to shreds :P
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 2:48 pm
    0_o...

    -1 for pulling a dick move XD 4-3 yet again
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 2:53 pm
    It's not a dick move, it's the truth! -1 for trying to dictate the score, 5-2 ;)
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 2:54 pm
    Yes yes it was it was a dick moveee +2 for me and -1 for youu 4-4
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 2:58 pm
    What thee fook?! That's not fair... :(
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 2:59 pm

    so its 4-4 be happy we are even :)
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 3:02 pm
    No I'm not happy. You cheated!! Oh well. It's only the internet, I'm sure I can cope :)
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 3:04 pm
    I didn't cheat! :( lol yes you will i know it because your awesome XD
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 3:14 pm
    You so did, conjuring points and deducting from nowhere ;) oj.
    And lol okay, thanks dude? :P
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 3:16 pm
    XD i did not conjure points out of nowhere oj as in oj simpson? lol it was a complement just go with it XD and your welcome
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 3:21 pm
    oj=only joking, you downer :P
    And believe it or not, even though I'm girl, compliments are not my gig, I don't know how to deal with them XD but I guess I'll 'go with it' as you say, so thanks :P
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 3:23 pm
    XD i knowww and im not a downerrr
    well ill be sure to put that in my next note to self moment XD
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 3:27 pm
    Aha fairr doooo's :)
    And okay, thank youuu!
    Oh dear, look at all the comments... XD
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 3:29 pm
    XD you are welcome
    yes this thread is full of em look how many people are talking while we are tsk tsk tsk
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 3:36 pm
    :)
    I know look at them all interrupting, how rude's that?! Get 'em sorted, Reddeath ;)
    - SuDoku February 7, 2011, 3:38 pm
    1 man 1 jar?
    - xxkisamexx February 7, 2011, 3:44 pm
    XD i know! how rude are they tsk tsk tsk and please call me Red :)
    - Reddeath195 February 7, 2011, 4:50 pm
    Haha okay dokay then, Red! :P
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 12:08 am
    :)
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 3:39 am
    Indeeeed :)
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 4:00 am

    And now i want some tea
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 4:01 am
    I have some tea ;)
    Jealous, much? :)
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 4:07 am
    Curses!
    Maybe whatcha gonna do about it
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 4:10 am
    Drink more tea :)
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 4:18 am
    figures XD
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 4:21 am
    :D
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 5:19 am
    I hope you enjoy your tea...*shifty eyes*
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 5:21 am
    I shall :) mwahahaha!
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 5:34 am
    Nooooooooo XD
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 6:02 am
    Yummm :)
    Got my 2nd one now. How jealous right now? ;)
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 6:08 am

    Nuff said :)
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 6:15 am
    My bad :(
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 6:25 am
    XD eh you have your moments :)
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 6:27 am
    What's that supposed to mean!? I'm always good as gold :)
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 6:34 am
    :)
    *cough* you lie *cough*
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 6:38 am
    Me? Lie? Unheard of :)
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 6:53 am
    Heyyy thats my lineee :)
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 6:57 am
    damn youuu
    - Nightfang February 8, 2011, 7:00 am
    Lies! ;)
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 7:05 am
    :) I can not tell a lie
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 7:15 am
    Is someone telling more fibs? ;)
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 7:20 am
    Never! i would do no such a thing
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 7:22 am
    Hmm.. I'll trust you... This once ;)
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 7:54 am
    Everything went better than expected :)
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 7:57 am
    Whyyy?
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 7:59 am
    Tis just an expression :)
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 8:00 am
    Never heard that one before... :P
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 8:02 am
    :) im sure XD
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 8:04 am
    You Americans don't half have some weird sayings.. :P
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 8:05 am
    Whats that supposed to mean :(
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 8:08 am
    Nothing.. Just making an honest observation :)
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 8:10 am
    Hardy hardy har :) nah its the damn yankees who do that
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 8:15 am
    Yankees? What? XD
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 8:18 am
    You know the damn yankees aka northerners
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 8:21 am
    Noo I never heard that one before :P
    Although, Northerners in England are the best, so you best not mean us :)
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 8:24 am
    XD of course not i was referring to northerners in general
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 8:29 am
    So Northerners in America, or Northerners in England? Aha. I'm confused! :/
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 8:32 am
    XD
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 8:34 am
    So rude! XD
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 8:52 am
    Moi...no never im a southern gentleman
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 8:55 am
    Yeah.. But the North's totally the best.. Especially in England :) I keep telling you this :P
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 8:57 am
    North England is ok the north over here is f*cking annoying damn yankees
    - Reddeath195 February 8, 2011, 9:00 am
    Just okay...? XD
    And well I've only been to Florida, so I wouldn't know :P
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 9:27 am
    *nods* :)
    Well mayhap you should come and see the sights so to speak
    - Reddeath195 February 9, 2011, 3:05 pm
    Aye, I'd love to go back to America, was nice, but I want to go to Australia first :)
    - SuDoku February 9, 2011, 3:13 pm
    I would love to go to Australia sometime too
    - Reddeath195 February 9, 2011, 3:14 pm
    Well hopefully, once I finish college I'm gonna go and see if I can work/travel.
    Doubt it though. I can always dream :)
    - SuDoku February 9, 2011, 3:16 pm
    or one man one screw driver or one man one glass/jar works :)
    - dustinmorris February 10, 2011, 9:38 am
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    And yet you still managed to post what you saw... god did you see somting 'special' in between them?

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    try looking at different STDs and diseases for 45 minutes in sex ed...oh god it was horrible

    • gryxng
    • February 6, 2011, 12:36 am
    lol you take it in high school
    - castlewarsisawsome February 6, 2011, 7:22 am
    no i already did that part but i was a TA for that class....
    - gryxng February 6, 2011, 10:16 am
    oh i did helth in middle school and they thought it would scar us to see that shit so they didn't let us
    - castlewarsisawsome February 6, 2011, 8:30 pm
    i also saw a blue waffle.....
    - gryxng February 6, 2011, 8:58 pm
    lol i was barely fazed by it when i saw it. or i was freaked out hell i dont remember
    - castlewarsisawsome February 7, 2011, 3:13 am
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    Why did you do it woman?!
    WHY?!

    • SuDoku
    • February 6, 2011, 12:40 am
    Well, since we're trolling you. Trololo! And also, *snare drum intro* We're no starngers to love. You know the rules and so do I. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Also I would like to add that I have a horse. Pink sock. Chinese basket.
    - XxDaminalsxX February 8, 2011, 3:58 am
    Dude, I used to think you were cool...
    - SuDoku February 8, 2011, 2:53 pm
    It's nothing personal, my friend. It's just a bandwagon. It'll die off eventually. It's happened to me before.
    - XxDaminalsxX February 8, 2011, 3:01 pm
    Lol I know, it doesn't really bother me :P
    - SuDoku February 9, 2011, 1:04 am
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    Ohw, haven't watched the 2 Girls 1 Finger one, already seen the rest.

    Do you want to die again? Watch: August Underground Mordum and A Serbian Film.

    • Naugron
    • February 6, 2011, 3:33 am
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    Pain Olympics are fake, by the way.

    How do you know that? Maybe they had help from an Epic Make-Up artist.
    - Naugron February 6, 2011, 10:44 am
    doesn't matter man, I died watching it anyways.
    - mackenzieBizzatch February 7, 2011, 3:09 am
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    lol i watched 2 girls one cup with my friend he couldn't watch it after they started the creepy stuff i watch the whole video and i did not vomint

    Did you then fap to Human Centipede?
    - drakengard85 February 6, 2011, 7:22 am
    <.< >.> nooooooooooooooo
    - castlewarsisawsome February 6, 2011, 7:26 am
    the shifty eyes tell the whole story...
    - drakengard85 February 6, 2011, 7:27 am
    no they dont
    - castlewarsisawsome February 6, 2011, 7:30 am
    Oh, but they do.
    With me super detective skills I will now deduce what transpired that evening...
    It was a foggy night, and your parents had just left to eat P.F. Changs for their anniversary. Your friend had lent you a copy of a new movie called "The Human Centipede", it was supposed to be one of the freakiest movies made. But you thought to yourself "whatever, I've seen Two Girls One Cup, how could this possibly be worse?". You close all the blinds and put the movie in the DVD player.. You decide it would be a good idea to have a snack while you watch the film, so you grab a tub of vanilla ice cream. You figure "I'm home alone, and bowls are for girlymen, I'm a eat this fucker STRAIGHT OUT THE TUB". As you watch the movie the ice cream slowly begins to melt, Making it harder and harder to keep the soupy mixture on the spoon. During a particularly gruesome part of the movie (You know the REALY fucked up kind stuff, like the kind of stuff you will see on HBO late at night, or possibly something off of the Disney Channel) you jump uncontrollably. The large spoonful of creamy goodness spills out onto your shirt and jeans "FUCK, now I have to clean this shit before my parents come home". You rip off your shirt so you can throw it in the washing machine and begin to undo your pants when you notice that some of it had seeped through your shirt and was now smeared across your lower abdomen. "Oh no, I hope I didn't get any on my underwear" You begin to unbuckle your pants when you hear a horrifying sound. The unmistakable metal sliding on metal sound that signified the return of your parents. You don't have any time to react as they push open the door and see you standing in the living room, white goo running down your pants, and a horrible scene from Human Centipede playing on the TV behind you. All you have time to say is:
    - drakengard85 February 6, 2011, 7:51 am
    wrong there was never ice cream
    - castlewarsisawsome February 6, 2011, 8:07 am
    DAMN IT.
    And I thought I was
    SO CLOSE
    - drakengard85 February 6, 2011, 8:08 am
    did you really need to
    use this
    - castlewarsisawsome February 6, 2011, 8:21 am
    actually, I used [ center ] and [ italics ]
    - drakengard85 February 6, 2011, 8:40 am
    i relize i just felt like useing bold
    - castlewarsisawsome February 6, 2011, 9:05 am
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  • 1

    I will never ever look at these, blue waffle and red pancake are really nasty enough.

    1 guy 1 jar
    - xxkisamexx February 7, 2011, 3:45 pm
    OH MY FUCKING GOD! WTF!
    - DarkicoN13 February 7, 2011, 3:54 pm
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  • 1

    from the shit ive seen since ive been on the internet, they honestly arent as bad as i originally thought

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  • 1

    My friend, Jesus died of a heart attack while playing army of 2 on the 360.

    I read "Jesus" as Jeezus, not hey-suse.
    - mackenzieBizzatch February 8, 2011, 6:34 pm
    Yeah it's hey-suse.
    - sickness February 8, 2011, 7:35 pm
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