I died.
I just watched:
-2 girls 1 cup
-2 girls 1 finger
-BME pain olympics.
Dear god almighty.
-2 girls 1 cup
-2 girls 1 finger
-BME pain olympics.
Dear god almighty.
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Posted: 2011-02-06 00:21:41
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suduko...i imagined you saying that more like
"le fu"
"le fu"
lol its SuDoku and you call your self a grammar nazi
you're just lucky we don't have the option to troll you in comic sans
Seeee im not the only one who puts SoDoku :P
XD well when your not paying attention because you are watching a movie and type fast like i do you can misplace a single letter XD
yes madam XD lol well i dunno maybe your newfangled laptop aids you in typing :)
Love ya mean it :)
I do not i gained a point for such an epic win so its still 4-3 :P
I do not i gained a point for such an epic win so its still 4-3 :P
Ok ok you are right ill admit defeat tis just a point :)
Tis ok i wont condemn you
ok ok ill be waiting XD
ok ok ill be waiting XD
well i coulddd but ill be the gentleman in this situation
Eclairs are amazingggg
Eclairs are amazingggg
haha yes yes that would be
What are lucozade...sounds like some kind of drug...shakes head
What are lucozade...sounds like some kind of drug...shakes head
looks like the english version of Fanta but they look damn good
Lol haha well then send me some XD we do have our shit together *laughs*
yea well you know what...you know what...i got nothing XD
well as long as you had fun *nods* but its still 4-3 XD
tis good
XD i have no idea what your talking about it is so 4-3
XD i have no idea what your talking about it is so 4-3
I do not tell a lie! :)
ok ok 5-3 and your just saying that you probably just took out the cool part XD
ok ok 5-3 and your just saying that you probably just took out the cool part XD
Ok ok sure whateverrrr you say XD
And maybe i will maybe i wont whatcha gonna doooo about it :)
And maybe i will maybe i wont whatcha gonna doooo about it :)
Ok ill be the gentleman and agree in this situation XD
(Pics or you liee) XD and still everytime i see lucozade i keep thinking of some prescription pill
(Pics or you liee) XD and still everytime i see lucozade i keep thinking of some prescription pill
Ok i shall fuck off XD
Arnt most energy drinks
I think so i dont really drink a lot of energy drinks im just naturally energetic
Arnt most energy drinks
I think so i dont really drink a lot of energy drinks im just naturally energetic
Getting old are we XD
I swear we should just make a post just so we can talk XD
I swear we should just make a post just so we can talk XD
XD oh heck im only 19 now you just made me feel like a geezer well who wants to make the post you or me XD
XD you have a point
umm dudde? XD what does that mean lol
umm dudde? XD what does that mean lol
Haha for a min there i thought you were trying to but buddie
and if i refusee :)
and if i refusee :)
Hmmm those are some pretty steep terms Miss what else do you have to offer XD
XD i think you should make the post :P
XD never heard of that before ill be sure to remember that ok ok ill make the post gimme about 10 min i got like a shit load ton of other stuff to put up
Ok ok you got me... :( This one time at band camp XD
0_o...
-1 for pulling a dick move XD 4-3 yet again
-1 for pulling a dick move XD 4-3 yet again
Yes yes it was it was a dick moveee +2 for me and -1 for youu 4-4
I didn't cheat! :( lol yes you will i know it because your awesome XD
XD i did not conjure points out of nowhere oj as in oj simpson? lol it was a complement just go with it XD and your welcome
XD i knowww and im not a downerrr
well ill be sure to put that in my next note to self moment XD
well ill be sure to put that in my next note to self moment XD
XD you are welcome
yes this thread is full of em look how many people are talking while we are tsk tsk tsk
yes this thread is full of em look how many people are talking while we are tsk tsk tsk
XD i know! how rude are they tsk tsk tsk and please call me Red :)
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And now i want some tea
Curses!
Maybe whatcha gonna do about it
Maybe whatcha gonna do about it
I hope you enjoy your tea...*shifty eyes*
Everything went better than expected :)
Hardy hardy har :) nah its the damn yankees who do that
You know the damn yankees aka northerners
XD of course not i was referring to northerners in general
Moi...no never im a southern gentleman
North England is ok the north over here is f*cking annoying damn yankees
*nods* :)
Well mayhap you should come and see the sights so to speak
Well mayhap you should come and see the sights so to speak
I would love to go to Australia sometime too
or one man one screw driver or one man one glass/jar works :)
lol you take it in high school
oh i did helth in middle school and they thought it would scar us to see that shit so they didn't let us
lol i was barely fazed by it when i saw it. or i was freaked out hell i dont remember
Well, since we're trolling you. Trololo! And also, *snare drum intro* We're no starngers to love. You know the rules and so do I. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Also I would like to add that I have a horse. Pink sock. Chinese basket.
It's nothing personal, my friend. It's just a bandwagon. It'll die off eventually. It's happened to me before.
doesn't matter man, I died watching it anyways.
lol i watched 2 girls one cup with my friend he couldn't watch it after they started the creepy stuff i watch the whole video and i did not vomint
Did you then fap to Human Centipede?
the shifty eyes tell the whole story...
Oh, but they do.
With me super detective skills I will now deduce what transpired that evening...
It was a foggy night, and your parents had just left to eat P.F. Changs for their anniversary. Your friend had lent you a copy of a new movie called "The Human Centipede", it was supposed to be one of the freakiest movies made. But you thought to yourself "whatever, I've seen Two Girls One Cup, how could this possibly be worse?". You close all the blinds and put the movie in the DVD player.. You decide it would be a good idea to have a snack while you watch the film, so you grab a tub of vanilla ice cream. You figure "I'm home alone, and bowls are for girlymen, I'm a eat this fucker STRAIGHT OUT THE TUB". As you watch the movie the ice cream slowly begins to melt, Making it harder and harder to keep the soupy mixture on the spoon. During a particularly gruesome part of the movie (You know the REALY fucked up kind stuff, like the kind of stuff you will see on HBO late at night, or possibly something off of the Disney Channel) you jump uncontrollably. The large spoonful of creamy goodness spills out onto your shirt and jeans "FUCK, now I have to clean this shit before my parents come home". You rip off your shirt so you can throw it in the washing machine and begin to undo your pants when you notice that some of it had seeped through your shirt and was now smeared across your lower abdomen. "Oh no, I hope I didn't get any on my underwear" You begin to unbuckle your pants when you hear a horrifying sound. The unmistakable metal sliding on metal sound that signified the return of your parents. You don't have any time to react as they push open the door and see you standing in the living room, white goo running down your pants, and a horrible scene from Human Centipede playing on the TV behind you. All you have time to say is:
With me super detective skills I will now deduce what transpired that evening...
It was a foggy night, and your parents had just left to eat P.F. Changs for their anniversary. Your friend had lent you a copy of a new movie called "The Human Centipede", it was supposed to be one of the freakiest movies made. But you thought to yourself "whatever, I've seen Two Girls One Cup, how could this possibly be worse?". You close all the blinds and put the movie in the DVD player.. You decide it would be a good idea to have a snack while you watch the film, so you grab a tub of vanilla ice cream. You figure "I'm home alone, and bowls are for girlymen, I'm a eat this fucker STRAIGHT OUT THE TUB". As you watch the movie the ice cream slowly begins to melt, Making it harder and harder to keep the soupy mixture on the spoon. During a particularly gruesome part of the movie (You know the REALY fucked up kind stuff, like the kind of stuff you will see on HBO late at night, or possibly something off of the Disney Channel) you jump uncontrollably. The large spoonful of creamy goodness spills out onto your shirt and jeans "FUCK, now I have to clean this shit before my parents come home". You rip off your shirt so you can throw it in the washing machine and begin to undo your pants when you notice that some of it had seeped through your shirt and was now smeared across your lower abdomen. "Oh no, I hope I didn't get any on my underwear" You begin to unbuckle your pants when you hear a horrifying sound. The unmistakable metal sliding on metal sound that signified the return of your parents. You don't have any time to react as they push open the door and see you standing in the living room, white goo running down your pants, and a horrible scene from Human Centipede playing on the TV behind you. All you have time to say is:
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wrong there was never ice cream
DAMN IT.
And I thought I was
And I thought I was
SO CLOSE
did you really need to
use this
actually, I used [ center ] and [ italics ]
Posted: 2011-02-06 08:40:51 Report
i relize i just felt like useing bold
I will never ever look at these, blue waffle and red pancake are really nasty enough.
I read "Jesus" as Jeezus, not hey-suse.
