I Miss Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party you belong to. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right, I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax..
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada ...
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
It doesn't matter what party you belong to. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right, I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax..
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada ...
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
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Nothing illegal was done, and no one was put in harms way while he "dodged" the draft in favor of education that would eventually guide the country.
Now according to Bill he was a draft dodger;
December 3, 1969 - While still in England, Clinton writes to Lt. Col. Eugene Holmes, , commander of the University of Arkansas ROTC Program and states, "From my work I came to believe that the draft system is illegitimate."
Make no mistake i am not saying he was a bad president. my grandfather once said it best, any president who has had 2 terms has something to offer.
His personal opinion has no bearing on the facts I outlined above.
and dont give me that "he balanced the budget of the country and made a surplus" ... that was a direct result of the ".com boom": had nothing to do with him, yet the DNC loves to take credit for it.
he stopped persuing saddam when he came into power, allowing saddam to rise back into power (causing countless deaths of those women, children, unarmed men that he hated so much based on their race)
. he didnt persue bin laden after bin laden had people plant bombs in the WTC the first time.
OH! and lets not forget under his administration they fired thousands of intelligence officers in the middle east. their main job being... watching groups like al queda, taliban, etc by infiltrating their organizations, so that we can effectively stop things like 9/11 BEFORE they happen. keep in mind... this happened only a few months before bush was elected. (that was not clinton himself of course... like i said... he did nothing... it merely happened under his administration ... but still)