I Miss President Bill Clinton

I Miss Bill Clinton

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It doesn't matter what party you belong to. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right, I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax..

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada ...
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."

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  • 5

    really anyone who gets blown in his office deserves a metal

    you mean medal ;)
    - Dragkyre October 20, 2010, 4:38 pm
    damn you and your grammar nazi
    - triclebickle October 20, 2010, 7:55 pm
    - Reddeath195 January 28, 2011, 7:34 am
  • 2

    Bill Clinton a true american hero

    I liked the gif.
    - TioArk October 20, 2010, 7:59 pm
  • 2

    he didn't really do anything. at all, he's a terrible kind of person... he's a slimey snake (aka a lawyer)

    and dont give me that "he balanced the budget of the country and made a surplus" ... that was a direct result of the ".com boom": had nothing to do with him, yet the DNC loves to take credit for it.

    he stopped persuing saddam when he came into power, allowing saddam to rise back into power (causing countless deaths of those women, children, unarmed men that he hated so much based on their race)

    . he didnt persue bin laden after bin laden had people plant bombs in the WTC the first time.

    OH! and lets not forget under his administration they fired thousands of intelligence officers in the middle east. their main job being... watching groups like al queda, taliban, etc by infiltrating their organizations, so that we can effectively stop things like 9/11 BEFORE they happen. keep in mind... this happened only a few months before bush was elected. (that was not clinton himself of course... like i said... he did nothing... it merely happened under his administration ... but still)

    • c8r15
    • September 24, 2010, 8:51 am
  • 2

    Monica Lewinsky misses him too.

    • Ertrov
    • January 13, 2011, 2:46 pm
  • 1

    Clinton is the only politician i actually liked.... can we have him lead australia?

  • 1

    Gotta love that horny bastard.

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