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An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.


The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:

"Use two hands, you'll get more!"

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    I can't think of anything funny to say. :'(

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    • kitty
    • March 2, 2010, 3:44 am
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