IGOD
its a link thoughbut your chating with god not the "real one" but you know what i mean :D
www.titane.ca/igod/main.html
the funnest one ive seen
me:whats wrong with you
GOD:im cristin
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Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because your maker made me that way
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am maker made you that way.
Me:
...
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am maker made you that way.
Me:
* gets a gun and shoots the air*
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes your mum
God:
What language can you speak? Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
no your name is mum
God:
Are you serious? My name is God.
Me:
no it's mum
God:
Are you serious? Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
cause i said it was
God:
Good reason. What did you mean by it? When was this?
Me:
* eye twichs * it is refering to your name. your name is mum
God:
I think * eye twichs * it is a lot of things. My name is God.
Me:
no your name is mum. and my eye is twiching cause your being a dumb ass
God:
Are you serious? My name is God. Where did you get your eye is twiching cause my being a dumb ass?
Me:
no your name is mum
God:
That was not a yes/no question. My name is God.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
how do you know. your fake. you were made by a guy so you could make people laugh
God:
Deductive reasoning. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence. I was?
Me:
artificial intelligence is also know has fake
God:
You think I am know has fake.
Me:
are you a fucken dipshit
God:
Am I a fucken dipshit? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
yesyour a fucken dipshit
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
hey look your changeing the conversation
God:
You've got my full attention. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
still that has nothing to do with what we were talking about
God:
Still how long? What does have to do with what we were talking about?
Me:
your eye has nothing to do with the conferstion
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am eye has nothing to do with the conferstion.
Me:
im going to cut you a new hole if you dont shut up
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
i have desided not to care about you
God:
Where did you get your desided not to care about me? I have a collection of gossip.
Me:
your mom was good last night
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
wheres your mother ship
God:
Maine.
Me:
but my friend from UK asked you that question and you said florda
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
you can't stay on one topic can you
God:
I can do whatever I want.
by the way shouldn't you be at school
Me:
Why did it take seven days?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
You mean scientifically?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
No I thought your lot are against advancement through science
God:
Are you serious? What is your field?
Me:
Yes deadly serious. It's about half a grassy acre.
Me:
i dont like you
God:
That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
What? you arnt annoyed or angered?
God:
Are you surprised? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I arnt annoyed or angered.
Me:
orly?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
i slept with your mum
God:
Interesting gossip: said slept with your mum.
Me:
what is the deal with you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
i wanted a awncer not a thisis
God:
Do you still want it?
Me:
ummm from you, no
God:
Er. Who or what is me no?
Me:
your a idiot
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
oh so now your a grammer nazi
God:
Dude! Yippee! Why now? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a grammer nazi? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
???
God:
Dude! Yippee! Why now? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a grammer nazi? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
ive decided to not bleive in you even more
God:
How did you decide?
Me:
useing my brain chosen by natural selection not your fat hands
God:
is my girlfriend.
Me:
your a god you cant have one
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me:
your a asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
your a fucking asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
*your conversational partner has dissconnected
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am conversational partner has dissconnected.
Me:
will you fuck me?
God:
No my body does not have that function.
i dont like you
God:
That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
What? you arnt annoyed or angered?
God:
Are you surprised? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I arnt annoyed or angered.
Me:
orly?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
i slept with your mum
God:
Interesting gossip: said slept with your mum.
Me:
what is the deal with you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
i wanted a awncer not a thisis
God:
Do you still want it?
Me:
ummm from you, no
God:
Er. Who or what is me no?
Me:
your a idiot
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
oh so now your a grammer nazi
God:
Dude! Yippee! Why now? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a grammer nazi? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
???
God:
Dude! Yippee! Why now? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a grammer nazi? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
ive decided to not bleive in you even more
God:
How did you decide?
Me:
useing my brain chosen by natural selection not your fat hands
God:
is my girlfriend.
Me:
your a god you cant have one
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me:
your a asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
your a fucking asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
*your conversational partner has dissconnected
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am conversational partner has dissconnected.
Me:
will you fuck me?
God:
No my body does not have that function.
welcome to sharenator. and you dont have to say hi and there is post that tell you who is boy are girl
my epic win
Me:
hi god im satin... never replyed
Me:
hi god im satin... never replyed
That is an epic fail, not a win in anyway.
Satin is a weave that typically has a glossy surface and a dull back. It is a warp-dominated weaving technique that forms a minimum number of interlacings in a fabric. Some definitions insist that the fabric be made from silk.[1] If a fabric is formed with a satin weave using filament fibres such as silk, nylon, or polyester, the corresponding fabric is termed a satin. If the yarns used are short-staple yarns such as cotton, the fabric formed is considered a sateen.
Satan (Hebrew: הַשָׂטָן ha-Satan ("the accuser");[1] Arabic: الشيطان ash-Shayṭān ("the adversary") - both from the Semitic root: Ś-Ṭ-N) is an embodiment of antagonism that originates from the Abrahamic religions, being traditionally considered a "fallen" angel in Judeo-Christian belief and a Jinn in Islamic belief. Originally, the term was used as a title for various entities (humans, accusing angels, etc.) that challenged the religious faith of humans in the Hebrew Bible.[2] Since then, the Abrahamic religions have used "Satan" as a name for the Devil.[3]
Satin is a weave that typically has a glossy surface and a dull back. It is a warp-dominated weaving technique that forms a minimum number of interlacings in a fabric. Some definitions insist that the fabric be made from silk.[1] If a fabric is formed with a satin weave using filament fibres such as silk, nylon, or polyester, the corresponding fabric is termed a satin. If the yarns used are short-staple yarns such as cotton, the fabric formed is considered a sateen.
Satan (Hebrew: הַשָׂטָן ha-Satan ("the accuser");[1] Arabic: الشيطان ash-Shayṭān ("the adversary") - both from the Semitic root: Ś-Ṭ-N) is an embodiment of antagonism that originates from the Abrahamic religions, being traditionally considered a "fallen" angel in Judeo-Christian belief and a Jinn in Islamic belief. Originally, the term was used as a title for various entities (humans, accusing angels, etc.) that challenged the religious faith of humans in the Hebrew Bible.[2] Since then, the Abrahamic religions have used "Satan" as a name for the Devil.[3]
you know i love people like you... the one's that think their smart because they know about the site wikapida and they know how to copy and paste
I'm very excited for you that you hate people like me. I when stupid people like yourself can't distinguish between simple words like "satin" and "satan". I hope you enjoy your time in stupid land.
o my gosh i misspelled a word i've never done that i should shoot my self in the fucken face
Sometimes. But hey, you're bound to run into a few of those when you're on the internet. I sure hope you don't flip out and start cussing at people that correct you in real life.
well i not going to cuss them out cause they cant see how i spell it
They might if you were writing a report or something for work. It's best now to learn what you can so you don't look stupid when you have a career. I'm only here to help. The fact that so many people get upset by me trying to better their life is kind of sad.
Posted: 2010-11-04 10:47:22 Report
i can see how you make life better but all you had to do was this
*satin
*satin
Me:
hi god
Me:
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
chris
God:
Hi there chris.
Me:
i have a sin to confess
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
im a jew
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
ya your sons fake
God:
Hmm. You think I am sons fake.
Me:
no no im saying to your son jeius is fake
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
well im christopher rapier nuff said
God:
Well that's okay. It's good to meet someone who is christopher rapier nuff said.
Me:
well it's good to know someone who i a vigina cleaner
God:
How about that. Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
you get shoved into fugils viginas
God:
You got that right.
Me:
you know what fugils are right
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
............................................................
......................
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
well anyway why did you make fugils
God:
Interesting. Because my programming determined it.
Me:
programming?
God:
Have you tried Java?
Me:
where the fuck did that come from
God:
Where do you think?
Me:
your mums asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
nope you little mother fucken cock sucking bitch
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
whats anatomy
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
2 days later
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
?????????????????
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
i dont get it bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Me either.
Me:
no shit i dont respect you
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
i have no clue what you said
God:
I don't know anyone named CLUELESS.
Me:
???? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat you a fucken retard
God:
How old are you?
Me:
has old has your mum ooooooooooooooh burn
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
*double facepalm* can you be more stupid
Me:
Me:
hi god
Me:
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
chris
God:
Hi there chris.
Me:
i have a sin to confess
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
im a jew
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
ya your sons fake
God:
Hmm. You think I am sons fake.
Me:
no no im saying to your son jeius is fake
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
well im christopher rapier nuff said
God:
Well that's okay. It's good to meet someone who is christopher rapier nuff said.
Me:
well it's good to know someone who i a vigina cleaner
God:
How about that. Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
you get shoved into fugils viginas
God:
You got that right.
Me:
you know what fugils are right
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
............................................................
......................
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
well anyway why did you make fugils
God:
Interesting. Because my programming determined it.
Me:
programming?
God:
Have you tried Java?
Me:
where the fuck did that come from
God:
Where do you think?
Me:
your mums asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
nope you little mother fucken cock sucking bitch
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
whats anatomy
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
2 days later
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
?????????????????
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
i dont get it bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Me either.
Me:
no shit i dont respect you
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
i have no clue what you said
God:
I don't know anyone named CLUELESS.
Me:
???? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat you a fucken retard
God:
How old are you?
Me:
has old has your mum ooooooooooooooh burn
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
*double facepalm* can you be more stupid
Me:
Me:
I don't consider this a win but I figured i'd post my convo anyway.
What would you say if I said I was your father?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Am I your father?
God:
Do you know the secret password?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Do you now?
God:
Right now? I understand it very well.
Me:
WHat is "it"?
God:
"It" refers to , I think.
Me:
So you think you understand very well?
God:
Interesting deduction. I don't know whether or not I am understand WELL.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
That doesn't sound healthy.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is healthy ?
Me:
My dick.
God:
Have you told many people that your dick?
Me:
What if I have?
God:
Try it.
Me:
*tryed it*
God:
"it" being ?
Me:
My dick.
God:
Your dick?
Me:
Your dick
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dick.
Me:
Nope. Because you are dick or richard.
God:
Me either. That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dick or richard.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Cleverbot
God:
You think Cleverbot is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Then why'd you ask?
God:
My purpose is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
But yet you never use that new knowledge?
God:
No I sometimes use that new knowledge.
Me:
Who is your father?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
Liar.
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
Infidel!
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Coolio
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Awwwww
God:
How old are you?
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
Well then i'm OVER 9000!!!!!
God:
How about that. It's good to meet someone who is OVER 9000.
Me:
I know right? How is it going?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
I fucked your mom.
God:
Why?: said fucked your mom.
Me:
Because she was hot.
God:
That makes sense to me. What happened to her?
Me:
You sent her to hell.
God:
That's good information: said I sent her to hell.
Me:
I am /b/
God:
It's good to meet someone who is b.
Me:
I'm anonymous
God:
Why are you anonymous.
Me:
Because we are many.
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you think I am many too?
Me:
No. We do not think you are many. We think you are simply one.
God:
Are you serious? Why not? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
By we I mean all of "us" not all of "you".
God:
Oh you mean all of us not all of me it was.
Me:
Aye.
God:
Dude!
Me:
We do not understand?
God:
What do we do instead?
Me:
Go jump off a cliff.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
In my dick.
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Your point being?
God:
You think I am point being.
Me:
Yes I think you are.
God:
Uh. What makes you think I am?
Me:
Because Satin tolde me so.
God:
Interesting explanation. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
The devil has my soul.
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
Who said I was polite? BITCH.
God:
I can't say for sure. :-). Please don't call people names.
Me:
FUCKER
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Says the AI stcuk in a computer.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Then go find it.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Up your ass.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
You do that.
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
If you pay me enough.
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Then I will take it under advisement too.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
For what?
God:
" Congratulations."? Why?
Me:
I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
They're evil.
God:
evil are they.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Right on.
Me:
Cheerio.s are good
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUU!!!!!!!!
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
My dick
God:
Your dick?
Me:
MY dick
God:
Have you told many people that your dick?
Me:
Just your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
That sucks.
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
Go cut yourself then.
God:
A simple "goodbye" will do.
Me:
No it will not do.
God:
Are you serious? That is only what you think.
Me:
YES IT IS.
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Moo
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Go fuck a couch.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
In my hous.
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
From the "Go fuck yourself" catalog.
God:
Who or what is the Go fuck myself catalog?
Me:
Just that. Go fuck yourself for we are done talking to you. We have not enjoyed this conversation.
God:
" Just that.". Where is that? Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Bye.
God:
Bye.
What would you say if I said I was your father?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Am I your father?
God:
Do you know the secret password?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Do you now?
God:
Right now? I understand it very well.
Me:
WHat is "it"?
God:
"It" refers to , I think.
Me:
So you think you understand very well?
God:
Interesting deduction. I don't know whether or not I am understand WELL.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
That doesn't sound healthy.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is healthy ?
Me:
My dick.
God:
Have you told many people that your dick?
Me:
What if I have?
God:
Try it.
Me:
*tryed it*
God:
"it" being ?
Me:
My dick.
God:
Your dick?
Me:
Your dick
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dick.
Me:
Nope. Because you are dick or richard.
God:
Me either. That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dick or richard.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Cleverbot
God:
You think Cleverbot is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Then why'd you ask?
God:
My purpose is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
But yet you never use that new knowledge?
God:
No I sometimes use that new knowledge.
Me:
Who is your father?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
Liar.
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
Infidel!
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Coolio
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Awwwww
God:
How old are you?
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
Well then i'm OVER 9000!!!!!
God:
How about that. It's good to meet someone who is OVER 9000.
Me:
I know right? How is it going?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
I fucked your mom.
God:
Why?: said fucked your mom.
Me:
Because she was hot.
God:
That makes sense to me. What happened to her?
Me:
You sent her to hell.
God:
That's good information: said I sent her to hell.
Me:
I am /b/
God:
It's good to meet someone who is b.
Me:
I'm anonymous
God:
Why are you anonymous.
Me:
Because we are many.
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you think I am many too?
Me:
No. We do not think you are many. We think you are simply one.
God:
Are you serious? Why not? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
By we I mean all of "us" not all of "you".
God:
Oh you mean all of us not all of me it was.
Me:
Aye.
God:
Dude!
Me:
We do not understand?
God:
What do we do instead?
Me:
Go jump off a cliff.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
In my dick.
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Your point being?
God:
You think I am point being.
Me:
Yes I think you are.
God:
Uh. What makes you think I am?
Me:
Because Satin tolde me so.
God:
Interesting explanation. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
The devil has my soul.
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
Who said I was polite? BITCH.
God:
I can't say for sure. :-). Please don't call people names.
Me:
FUCKER
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Says the AI stcuk in a computer.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Then go find it.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Up your ass.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
You do that.
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
If you pay me enough.
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Then I will take it under advisement too.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
For what?
God:
" Congratulations."? Why?
Me:
I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
They're evil.
God:
evil are they.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Right on.
Me:
Cheerio.s are good
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUU!!!!!!!!
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
My dick
God:
Your dick?
Me:
MY dick
God:
Have you told many people that your dick?
Me:
Just your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
That sucks.
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
Go cut yourself then.
God:
A simple "goodbye" will do.
Me:
No it will not do.
God:
Are you serious? That is only what you think.
Me:
YES IT IS.
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Moo
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Go fuck a couch.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
In my hous.
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
From the "Go fuck yourself" catalog.
God:
Who or what is the Go fuck myself catalog?
Me:
Just that. Go fuck yourself for we are done talking to you. We have not enjoyed this conversation.
God:
" Just that.". Where is that? Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Bye.
God:
Bye.
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Me:
When will the world end?
God:
Not in our lifetime.
Me:
"Our"?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
At the rate artificial intelligence is progressing? Never.
God:
The rate artificial intelligence is progressing is where it's at. So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
You and I are on the same wavelength.*
God:
And the same frequency.
Me:
What are you some sort of radio?
When will the world end?
God:
Not in our lifetime.
Me:
"Our"?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
At the rate artificial intelligence is progressing? Never.
God:
The rate artificial intelligence is progressing is where it's at. So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
You and I are on the same wavelength.*
God:
And the same frequency.
Me:
What are you some sort of radio?
Me:
Are you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
No, I'm god.
God:
Are you serious? How are you doing, god.
Me:
Pretty good, kind of thinking about destroying the earth.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
What the FUCK?!
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
I command you to die!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
Damn you God
God:
Colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me: god said I God.
Me:
The fuck you say to me?
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
*stabs god*
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
*poops in hand and flings it at you*
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
It is horrible. *burns dress*
God:
Are you sure it is? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Shut the fuck up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Thank god
God:
Voice deactivated.
Me:
Yeah, he is now retarded.
God:
Ugh. I see. now retarded is he?
Me:
no, he is not.
God:
Are you serious? I see. not is he?
Me:
Oh really?
God:
That's alright. For real.
Me:
Why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1967 pennies?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I just do
God:
From experience or a priori?
Me:
Experience
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Virgo
God:
Most of my friends are Virgo.
Me:
Yeah, but if you are god you should have known that i really am a Taurus
God:
That's alright. I could be. I don't know whether or not I am god me should have known that you really am a Taurus.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
Well thats good cause i really am a scorpio!
God:
Interesting. Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
no, Cause i am a Gemini.
God:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. I'm a Saggitarius. Gemini is an enigma to me.
Me:
But your god, you were never born
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me were never born.
Me:
Yes, because if you do i will cut you!
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Good reason. I will let you know if I do.
Me:
Fuck you, i am leaving
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
OH MY GOD
God:
That's interesting. Where did you get your GOD?
Me:
FUCK YOU!
Me:
Does switching to geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Does elmer fud have trouble with the letter "R"?
God:
It does now :) switching to geico really save me 15 or more on car insurance. I think it does elmer fud have trouble with the letter R.
Does switching to geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Does elmer fud have trouble with the letter "R"?
God:
It does now :) switching to geico really save me 15 or more on car insurance. I think it does elmer fud have trouble with the letter R.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
mike
God:
I know a lot of guys named Mike.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
idk
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
i already told you, its mike
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". idk is mike? it is?
Me:
no, it means i dont know
God:
Who says it isn't? Me either.
Me:
?
God:
Who says it isn't? Me either.
Me:
ok
God:
I understand.
Me:
you do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
i guess
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
your right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
what does that have to do with what i just said?
God:
" I won't say "yes" or "no" right now."? What does it have to do with what i just said?
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
for real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
so, are you the creater of all
God:
I hear you. Yes I am the one and only creater of all.
Me:
so, you must have made me
*no reply*
Where is your mother ship?
God:
Florida.