How would you die?

If you could choose the cause of your death what would it be? Old age is not a valid answer, unless you want to be killed by people of old age.

I think I would go for some kind of epic death. Maybe while I was cliff diving off the side of Mount Everest my parachute didn't open and just as I was about to hit the ground my genetically reanimated pterodactyl swooped down to save me. But as I look into his eyes and shared a moment of deep love, like only master and pet pterodactyl can have we were both hit by a Boeing 747. Or maybe I would just stick with something normal like freak land shark accident. Idk...

What would you guys choose?

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  • 14

    Death by snu-snu.....

    My name is MalverdeAl100 and i approve this message
    - MalverdeAl100 March 24, 2011, 8:53 am
    - gemie89 March 26, 2011, 9:07 am
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  • 2

    I want to go down in a fight, taking as many of them with me as I can.

    • ember
    • March 24, 2011, 9:46 am
    hell yea!
    - 24paperwings March 24, 2011, 10:36 am
    Bring a 44. magnum to school, in the middle of class pull it out yell CHOCOLATE COVERED PINEAPPLES and blow your head off.
    - devilduck March 29, 2011, 11:14 am
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  • 2

    I'd like to die instant death by getting shot in the head by Justin Biebers bodyguards right after I brutally killed her :)

    *her
    - MalverdeAl100 March 24, 2011, 10:35 am
    Oh right sorry gonna edit that :)
    - Icelandgirly March 24, 2011, 10:36 am
    if you do that, then you must ask me to help
    i will not miss the opportunity to kill justine beiber.
    - awesomeeeee March 24, 2011, 12:43 pm
    Justine Bieber*
    - Icelandgirly March 26, 2011, 5:15 am
    does it matter
    im going to kill her anyway
    - awesomeeeee March 26, 2011, 12:31 pm
    NO!
    I get to kill her, not you!
    - Icelandgirly March 26, 2011, 3:13 pm
    cant we both kill her at the same time?
    double headshot or something?
    - awesomeeeee March 27, 2011, 4:28 am
    NO!
    That's not brutal at all!
    I was thinking more of a *run over with a tank* or *puts on fire with flamethrower* or *saws in half with chainsaw* or *staple gun to her tiny "trap"*
    - Icelandgirly March 27, 2011, 11:30 am
    i know!!!
    we both have a tank, and tie her to the tank and pull her apart
    - awesomeeeee March 28, 2011, 7:06 am
    nope.
    - Icelandgirly March 28, 2011, 9:19 am
    isnt that brutal enough?
    cant we numb his body and then cut circulation to parts then cut those parts off. he'll be able to feel it but he'll be unable to move
    - awesomeeeee March 28, 2011, 10:54 am
    nope.
    I don't carehow brutal it would be for us to kill her together, I want to do it on my own.
    - Icelandgirly March 28, 2011, 12:07 pm
    but i want to kill her!!!
    ill kill you 1st then!!!
    - awesomeeeee March 28, 2011, 12:11 pm
    Try me.
    - Icelandgirly March 28, 2011, 12:50 pm
    bring it on then!!!
    i will never give up the chance to kill her
    - awesomeeeee March 29, 2011, 6:07 am
    Oh, i'm not dead.
    I guess you're not going to kill me then :)
    - Icelandgirly March 29, 2011, 7:35 am
    thats because we arent going to kill her, so when the world is going to end, or there is a load of zombies, then ill kill her and if your there, ill kill you 1st
    - awesomeeeee March 29, 2011, 9:33 am
    WE aren't going to kill her.
    I'M going to kill her.
    Plus i'm not going to kill her when the world ends, i'm going to kill her when she comes to Iceland on her world tour :)
    - Icelandgirly March 29, 2011, 10:40 am
    no we arent going to kill her, but I AM and if she comes to britian first, then im sorry to say but ill be the one killing her
    - awesomeeeee March 30, 2011, 7:10 am
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  • 1

    I think the best way to die is by trying to surf on Tsunami.. Either way if you succeed or fail you will be respected by surfers for long time. But you never know when and where the next Tsunami will be.

    • Darius
    • March 24, 2011, 8:19 am
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  • 1

    Death by video game addiction.

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  • 1

    death by paul :)

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  • 1

    I would have a death like Noble 6, going down like a true hero. Also killing lots of enemies

    • Demono
    • March 24, 2011, 9:32 am
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  • 1

    Peacefully in my sleep at age 90.

    • TexBex
    • March 24, 2011, 9:35 am
    Good luck with that....



    Thou Shalt Not Go Peacefully!!!
    - GeckoEB March 24, 2011, 9:42 am
    win!
    - 24paperwings March 24, 2011, 10:42 am
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  • 1

    I feel like giving a really long answer but i'll just leave it at more then 4 hours of viagra and not visiting the doctor.

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  • 1

    I want to go down fighting against impossible odds to protect people. I want a death that shows how hard I will fight to give my friends every possible second to escape that I can. I want to die slowly fighting every second I can and never give up until that final blow sends me to the afterlife.

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  • 1

    im going to jump out of a plane and fall in the middle of the stadium for the superbowl during halftime with over 40 million people watching my death

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  • 1

    Get a medical laughing gas dispenser stuck to my face. Yeah you'll be suffocating but its not like you'll feel it and you have the added benefits of intense bass and visuals... Ahhh that's gonna be my way out :3

    nitrous oxide

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  • 1

    drug fuelled sex heart attack coz that would be awesome

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  • 1

    I wanna die in some crazy murder or something. My name will be remembered that way.

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  • 1

    by jumping into an infections main hive with a grenade to finish it all :P

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  • 1

    Shot in the head with a diamond bullet

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  • 1

    I don't care how I die as long as it's not by the snip-...

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  • 1

    i want to die during a zombie apocalypse, but before i do i want to kill as many of the meat bags as i can

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  • 1

    sexed to death

    what the hell do you think death by snu-snu is?
    - 24paperwings March 26, 2011, 3:44 pm
    - MalverdeAl100 March 28, 2011, 10:58 am
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  • 1

    Jumping from a plane at 10,000 feet whilst having sex with Jessica Simpson. Then, just before impact, I climax and die of adrenaline overdose.

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  • 1

    death by killing fuck loads of zombies, then I run out of bullets so I try to knife my way out but then get eaten and then turn into a zombie.

    or just go bungee jumping and get my head bitten of like that advert which got banned.

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