How to win in rock, paper, scissors (almost every time)
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Posted: 2010-07-16 07:50:50
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My strategy is when anyone is stupid enough to try and settle something with a little game, to punch them in the face. Fist beats face every time.
Violence is always the answer.
Violence is always the answer.
Yes it does. Me punching you in the foot would probably shatter most of the bones, you kicking me in the fist would probably, again, it would just fuck your foot up.
not if you are an expert at Maui Thai lolz
Which I'm assuming you're not since it's Muay Thai. Even then, unless those crazy mofo's can actually make their foot harder, it's still got fuck all on a fist. A fist is a compact pile of bones with an entire arm behind it just in case you really need some back-up to fuck someone over, a foot is long and stretched out with nice small easily-brakeable bones. Unless someone lays their fist on the ground and lets you stomp on it, you aint going to do shit with a foot. I aint arguing which can do more damage in the right hands, all I'm saying is, fist beats foot no contest.
Anyway, I don't even know why I said that because my initial point was just cheating to avoid the silly game, and I just created a new game called Fist, Foot, Whatever-the-fuck-else.
/sigh.
Anyway, I don't even know why I said that because my initial point was just cheating to avoid the silly game, and I just created a new game called Fist, Foot, Whatever-the-fuck-else.
/sigh.
lolz lets play guess wat i found out you can break your hand if you punch some1 in the face =o but i got something better than your fist CHUCK NORRIS lolz i win =)
im serving my country wat can i say united states of obvious..ia FTW
I can't play this, it always turns into a mexican stand off.
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yea werz ur paper now bitch? haha
when in doubt punch em out pick rock and throw it
