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How to win in rock, paper, scissors (almost every time)

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Posted: 2010-07-16 07:50:50

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    Albane - replied 2010-07-16 09:07:35
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    Rule 8 also works in the bedroom.
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      destroyer124 - replied 2010-07-16 14:01:40
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      lol nice
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      defmid26 - replied 2010-07-16 17:20:12
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      dont give the shocker, spock her!
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    MikeyNinja - replied 2010-07-16 10:48:26
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    My strategy is when anyone is stupid enough to try and settle something with a little game, to punch them in the face. Fist beats face every time.

    Violence is always the answer.
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      xxkisamexx - replied 2010-07-16 12:44:50
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      fist doesnt beat foot
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        MikeyNinja - replied 2010-07-16 13:21:13
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        Yes it does. Me punching you in the foot would probably shatter most of the bones, you kicking me in the fist would probably, again, it would just fuck your foot up.
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          xxkisamexx - replied 2010-07-16 14:54:14
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          not if you are an expert at Maui Thai lolz
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            MikeyNinja - replied 2010-07-16 17:02:10
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            Which I'm assuming you're not since it's Muay Thai. Even then, unless those crazy mofo's can actually make their foot harder, it's still got fuck all on a fist. A fist is a compact pile of bones with an entire arm behind it just in case you really need some back-up to fuck someone over, a foot is long and stretched out with nice small easily-brakeable bones. Unless someone lays their fist on the ground and lets you stomp on it, you aint going to do shit with a foot. I aint arguing which can do more damage in the right hands, all I'm saying is, fist beats foot no contest.

            Anyway, I don't even know why I said that because my initial point was just cheating to avoid the silly game, and I just created a new game called Fist, Foot, Whatever-the-fuck-else.

            /sigh.
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              xxkisamexx - replied 2010-07-16 17:10:54
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              lolz lets play guess wat i found out you can break your hand if you punch some1 in the face =o but i got something better than your fist CHUCK NORRIS lolz i win =)
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                MikeyNinja - replied 2010-07-16 18:26:43
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                Thank you captain obvious.
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                  xxkisamexx - replied 2010-07-16 18:28:31
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                  im serving my country wat can i say united states of obvious..ia FTW
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              Dawn - replied 2010-07-16 20:47:43
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              Fist Foot Finger? Never underestimate the poke! ^^
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    CaptinCrunk - replied 2010-07-18 22:44:19
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    I can't play this, it always turns into a mexican stand off.
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    xxkisamexx - replied 2010-07-16 09:26:46
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    so uhhhh who wanna play rps =)
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      thekitkatkid - replied 2010-07-16 10:13:27
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      ROCK!
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        fuzzyelvis - replied 2010-07-16 20:24:42
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        paper! haha i win
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    triclebickle - replied 2010-08-06 18:48:40
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    when in doubt punch em out pick rock and throw it
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